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ms. cellany
05-13-2009, 02:10 PM
As it's now obvious to us all, Therm is highly distraught over his vibe poll not coming to irl, Amy-gasming fruition. And as it is also obvious to us all, Therm has a thing for ass play. Let's say I was (hypothetically) going to assfuck Therm with a strap-on... what dildo should I choose to attach to said hypothetical strap-on to give Therm maximal pleasure and help him forget about the vibe poll?:

1. Small Silk
For those of you who think that I should be nice to Therm on his (supposed) first foray into the world of assfucking.

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/Sex_Toys_TAN1090055.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/Sex_Toys_TAN1090055.jpg)

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2. Randy
For those of you who feel that I shouldn't be so nice to Therm on his (supposed) first foray into the world of assfucking.

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/randyff0.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/randyff0.jpg)

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3. Orgasmatron
Therm seemed so gung-ho about the creampie dildo for Amy, I figured an anal creampie would just about shoot Therm to ecstacy.

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/orgasmatronb16.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/orgasmatronb16.jpg)

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4. Unicorn Horn
This is fairytale shit right here! Anally fucked by a unicorn? Who wouldn't want that???

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/Sex_Toys_WSUNIHORN189.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/Sex_Toys_WSUNIHORN189.jpg)

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5. Bubbles
Like anal beads, but in strap-on form. Plus, the wide base provides an added measure of safety so the whole thing doesn't just sucked right up there! (So he doesn't accidentally the whole thing!)

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/bubblesd41.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/bubblesd41.jpg)

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6. Jellyfish
This totally appeals to the marine biologist in me. AND it's bioluminescent!

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/Sex_Toys_WSJELLYFISH924.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/Sex_Toys_WSJELLYFISH924.jpg)

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7. Feeldoe
Bringing back another one from the last poll.

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/feeldoe5c0.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/feeldoe5c0.jpg)

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8. crochet Strap-on
For those of you who feel that there is no way Therm would be able to go through with a real assfucking.

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/crochet_strapon722.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/crochet_strapon722.jpg)
thermos
05-13-2009, 02:14 PM
this is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.

my ass is tingly with excitement. can I piss all over this poll too and buy a remote controlled assdong for myself?
ms. cellany
05-13-2009, 02:16 PM
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Ahahaha... NO! What the DSF community lovingly decides is written in stone and will be put up your ass. :p
SirLongFoot
05-13-2009, 02:24 PM
The "Feeldoe" makes its reappearance!
:D
thermos
05-13-2009, 02:24 PM
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well, it was a strange experience...but I voted for the weapon to be used against my own virgin tater.

orgasmatron.

hey, at least I'm consistent. if you're gonna assbang me, I'm gonna make you eat my creampie. I'll fill the cock with the inside of a cadbury creme egg.

plus it's an awesome fucking name. I will forevermore call myself ORGASMATRON...hhahahah.
thermos
05-13-2009, 02:25 PM
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you fucker - you helped her assemble this list, didn't you. you just can't stay away from that thing.


so which one do you want, SLF? You had a hand in this too.
SirLongFoot
05-13-2009, 02:29 PM
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Bwuahaha. Sorry but no, she made this list all by her onesy self.

And the Feeldoe ftmfw, since its not fair that you get to have all the fun (penetration). :D
ms. cellany
05-13-2009, 02:31 PM
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Hahaha, there are double-dildo'd strap-on harnesses, but obviously they're not as interchangeable as the one-dildo'd strap-ons. :rolleyes:
Nekyo
05-13-2009, 03:34 PM
Bubbles ftw...just to see if amy does it :D
maxbailey
05-13-2009, 04:09 PM
Unicorn Horn. If you're gonna try 'gay' you might as well have a unicorn involved.
amylikewhoa
05-13-2009, 04:21 PM
fuck.
satan666
05-13-2009, 04:54 PM
hahah it's gotta be Bubbles... NJ to PA... let's make it happen people! :D
FortySuz&Two
05-13-2009, 05:10 PM
cellany you are too funny :D it's gotta be between bubbles and the unicorn.
amylikewhoa
05-13-2009, 05:13 PM
bubbles and unicorn dp ftw!
n2tattoos.lol
05-13-2009, 05:23 PM
i think Therm is a 4-bubble man.
FortySuz&Two
05-13-2009, 05:24 PM
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both at once :eek:
SirLongFoot
05-13-2009, 05:27 PM
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well its not really "dp" if its done one at a time.:p
FortySuz&Two
05-13-2009, 05:29 PM
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you don't say :p but both at the same time in the one and only hole he's got??
MEGADOUCHE
05-13-2009, 06:14 PM
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/Chandelier_base_wiring_s310.JPG (http://imagesocket.com/view/Chandelier_base_wiring_s310.JPG)

I was hoping for something that looked more like this.....
n2tattoos.lol
05-13-2009, 06:23 PM
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electric? i like it. make that hole really tingle.
The Godfather
05-13-2009, 07:27 PM
Might as well Randy his candy ass.
ms. cellany
05-13-2009, 09:33 PM
Ahahaha, I love that all of them have been voted for so far except the smallest one. :p You people are awesome.
ms. cellany
05-13-2009, 09:47 PM
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Sorry Mega... this is the closest thing I could come up with:

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/octopus254.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/octopus254.jpg)


Unless you're thinking more along the lines of this?:

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/octopussyT08f.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/octopussyT08f.jpg)
serafina
05-13-2009, 10:26 PM
I just threw up in my mouth with that last pic.

Anal creampie ftw!
Mr Handlebars
05-13-2009, 11:31 PM
http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/886/350__1_99164.jpg

There's always the flashlight penis, so he can have a truly enlightened experience.
ms. cellany
05-13-2009, 11:35 PM
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Um, since it appears Amy and I will be the ones doing the penetrating and thus will have the view, I think we'd be the ones getting enlightened... to the inner workings of Therm. Not sure I need that experience. :rolleyes:
Mr Handlebars
05-13-2009, 11:36 PM
Or the irrepressible Star Wars Lightsaber Dildos, so he can have an experience that is out of this world.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/15111/51_2008/b23307e9c8f64bba_knitted-star-wars-light-sab.xlarger.jpg
thermos
05-14-2009, 06:56 AM
do you remember that thread where the homeless people (riddled with open sores/leprosy) were having sex? that feeling you got.....deep down? a strange mix of awesomeness.....shame.....disgust and a tinge of excitement?

that's the strap-on-cocktail of emotion I'm riding right now.
ms. cellany
05-14-2009, 01:01 PM
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Wow, if that's what you're feeling now, I wonder what the rollercoaster of emotions will be whilst you're being DPed by Bubbles and the Unicorn (sounds like a really bad 60s folk rock duo)?

Though the Orgasmatron could easily overtake the Unicorn... obviously we need more input from this sage and sensitive community. Vote people!
FortySuz&Two
05-14-2009, 06:50 PM
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:eek: how do you know it tingles????
Jacktion
05-15-2009, 12:31 AM
Maybe it's just me, but for a man's first (receiving) anal experience, I think that there should be a dildo called "The Scoutmaster."
n2tattoos.lol
05-15-2009, 01:00 AM
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what....doesn't everyone put live wires on their asshole?
SirLongFoot
05-15-2009, 02:38 PM
Does Therm's choice carry the 35% weight like Amy's in her thread?

If thats the case, the Orgasmatron is just about tied up with Bubbles for the lead (actually ahead by .45%).
n2tattoos.lol
05-15-2009, 04:41 PM
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ms. cellany
05-18-2009, 01:16 AM
Hahaha, now it looks like Therm might get DP-ed with Bubbles and the crochet strap on? Love it.
SirLongFoot
05-19-2009, 10:12 AM
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So then Therm's vote carries no extra weight?
ms. cellany
05-19-2009, 11:57 AM
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No way, he's not the one buying these... he's just bending over and taking them up his ass. With the investment of the strap-on harness and the dildo, I think us ladies definitely have more leverage.
ms. cellany
05-19-2009, 11:58 AM
And now I see the Orgasmatron is tied for second place with the crochet penis. And I would say it's a safe bet that Bubbles is going to keep the lead.
n2tattoos.lol
05-19-2009, 12:04 PM
i would like to request that "action" pics be mandatory. even though i may suffer brain lesions, proof of use is required.

edit: where can i paypal my contribution?
thermos
05-20-2009, 07:00 AM
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hahah...me too buddy, me too. Those pics are something I want to show my grandkids.


"Jakey, Susie, come over here and sit on Grampy's lap. Ooops, be careful now, remember my prolapsed anus. Why is my anus prolapsed, you ask? Susie go pull out that photo album marked 'DSF 2009' for me. For you see kiddos, this was the summer that your ol' Gramps got anally creampied and bubbled by two internet girls. Yes, Jakey, that's right. Two of them. One was a hippy from California and the other was a Jersey scene girl, it was beautiful. Your grandma understood, completely, as some scenarios defy the constraints of a faithful marriage, as you'll soon discover yourself".
MillyMc
05-20-2009, 07:19 AM
i go away for a couple of weeks and thermos's granny perversion has already manifested itself into anal insertion.

lets slow the kinky train down a bit. i dont like where this is headed.
thermos
05-20-2009, 07:29 AM
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quit being a sissy and just kindly vote for a toy to stick in my ass.



a kinky train?

rebel to the grain, there's no way to barricade me,
steamrollin' grannies like an eighteen-wheeler with a drunk driver drivin',
there's no survivin'.
MillyMc
05-20-2009, 07:36 AM
i will think about it while i shower to make sure i choose the best one....
MillyMc
05-20-2009, 08:16 AM
when i think of things going up Thermos's ass, i think of....unicorns. very fitting that that is an option. if you are going to have something stuck up your ass, you might as well make it pretty and magical.
n2tattoos.lol
05-20-2009, 11:43 AM
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he'll be shitting sparkle-bombs for a week.
ms. cellany
05-20-2009, 11:44 AM
We now have 4 options tied for 2nd place. I wonder if there will be resolution to this deadlock? Because Therm knows what happens if multiple toys tie for 2nd....