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Frothy Afterbirth
05-18-2009, 09:35 AM
N2 need not apply since he's automatically disqualified. :D

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n2tattoos.lol
05-18-2009, 12:56 PM
c'mon! can't i just apply twice?
effjay
05-18-2009, 09:25 PM
Like the old joke:

"My old lady told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and slammed the back her head with the bedside lamp."
Frothy Afterbirth
05-20-2009, 02:44 AM
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You can most try but sooner or later someone will want a live verification.
Tablefor5
05-28-2009, 11:52 AM
Hillary isn't in your corner N2

http://www.spaff.com/poesy/hillary.jpg
MillyMc
06-07-2009, 12:19 PM
with some creative measuring, i can get there.
Randal Graves
06-07-2009, 01:58 PM
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I don't think it counts if you're measuring your right arm. :rolleyes:
effjay
06-07-2009, 08:29 PM
Everyone knows, you measure from the wallet forward.
Mr Handlebars
06-07-2009, 08:50 PM
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Great answer
MillyMc
06-07-2009, 08:53 PM
ballbag counts, right?
Tablefor5
06-11-2009, 06:57 AM
Does it count if I use multiplication?
Mr Handlebars
06-11-2009, 09:14 AM
tats already tried that one with little results .....hehe.
otrora
06-11-2009, 09:05 PM
So how do they know it actually is 7 or more?
Trips
06-12-2009, 03:03 AM
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You have to put it in your dvd drive.
otrora
06-12-2009, 09:47 PM
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And what do I do with the other 3 inches?

gosh, this drive access door is pinching it... ouch ouch ouch
Boon
06-12-2009, 09:52 PM
I'm going to tattoo a ruler on my penis, except it will be slightly smaller than the standard ruler. Thus, I should be able to fit the "4" on it.

http://i39.tinypic.com/fmkmdz.jpg
Tablefor5
06-13-2009, 06:40 AM
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your not suppose to lie on the internet...come on everyone knows that!!!
Bertuzzied
06-16-2009, 05:51 PM
What's the definition of something?

Its when you take your dick in your right hand, then add you left hand. The part that hangs out the end....Now that's something.