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Randal Graves
02-16-2008, 05:39 PM
Are you afraid that fag will come after you for not leaving Britney alone?

Are you investigating people who masturbate to celeb upskirts for the CIA?

Are you just really into luchador masks?

Are you afraid Perez is better looking than you?

Are you trying to hide from your wife how you spend your welfare check?
Randal Graves
02-16-2008, 05:41 PM
I doesn't really matter b/c I've discovered your true identity flannel man.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/cms/ul/20080216-Maxim_Article_TOP.jpg


http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e5df1f9eb4.jpg
goonarms
02-16-2008, 09:16 PM
I hid the fact that I'm really fsmak's son because I don't want him to know that I'm trying to get him be a better daddy but since he shares his porn the only thing left is to figure out how to get all the porn myself!
DSF Guest 1
02-19-2008, 02:18 PM
because I don't want to get fired for checkin out the porn at work.....

I think that's a good enough reason
Randal Graves
02-19-2008, 06:16 PM
This was meant more for Jesus hiding his face in the Maxim spread. I know why us forum goers hide our identity. Shame.
DSF Guest 1
02-22-2008, 01:04 PM
found him (and his wife)
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/50oct24-holy-shit.jpg
JesusMartinez
03-01-2008, 03:03 AM
I am not a public figure - i just write a website - I don't know how many people read maxim, but the last thing I need is for people to focus on my mangled face and take away from my posts...

If I write about a celeb being fat, ugly or whatever, people will just be like "look in the mirror you fat ugly fuck" and mean it. This way they won't

I am also pretty paranoid and don't want to get shot, because internet is public and I have no idea who is reading this shit....

Perez isn't better lookin' than anyone - but when i make perez money - and can afford security and shit, i'll be more inclined to show my identity.

If another magazine approaches me - I am getting a hot chick to pretend to be me - I'll throw ppl off and give you something to jerk off to.
DSF Guest 1
03-01-2008, 09:25 AM
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We do that anyway....
DSF Guest 1
04-28-2008, 12:27 PM
Ah ha!!! Could this be Jesus?
http://www.handycamz.co.uk/assets/images/lizard_man_gets_pussy-pic.jpg
megagreg1
05-02-2008, 02:41 AM
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God bless you Jesus
dusio22
05-02-2008, 11:08 AM
more power to you, jesus, too many fucking crazies out there.

unfortunately one of them hasn't taken care of that moron perez.
StickmanToTheRescue
06-29-2008, 10:39 AM
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This is why I do it. And most of the internet. Plus isn't a forum a good way to say/ask completely retarded things ( like this question) which could end up with you being kicked in the nuts several times , molested by a bunch of hippies and then clubbed to death with a small furry animal and still get away with it because of anonymity? Not that I'd ever do anything like that of course... :rolleyes:
hydeist
08-19-2009, 04:23 PM
If my husband found out I posted here, he would freak and probably beat me to death :( And now my identity is out so FML
Pobs
08-19-2009, 04:34 PM
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Woah.......

..your a girl...?

TITS OR GTFO!!!
pisceschef
08-19-2009, 06:28 PM
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Well if he's going to be pissed you might as well go all the way and get an avy.

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/tits03_145141222.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/tits03_145141222.jpg)
hydeist
08-20-2009, 11:30 PM
My tits are elsewhere on this forum. No need to plaster them everywhere.

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nachos1345
08-20-2009, 11:32 PM
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I don't see them. Tits or GTFO.
Expletive
08-20-2009, 11:38 PM
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real dame posted tits in sex talk of the day, real tits in sex talk of the day, who ever promised what.............
nachos1345
08-20-2009, 11:39 PM
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Calm down, you're wetting yourself.
Expletive
08-20-2009, 11:42 PM
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Tits was shown, wow, what was the wager now? O yeah, ha, glad it isn't me that got to PM my shrunken bizz ness.
hydeist
08-21-2009, 12:47 AM
You don't have to but I will thoroughly enjoy ANY man meat that anyone would like to send my way. The thought of a guy posing and taking a picture of his junk makes me smile.

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NookieJunkie
08-21-2009, 02:28 PM
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I guess you'll be getting a flood of them.......
Pobs
08-21-2009, 05:19 PM
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Yes you did. And thank you very much, they are awesome!
The Godfather
09-16-2009, 09:02 AM
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You can use mine. Just let me know so I can clear some space on the memory card to hold the pic.