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spanky
05-01-2007, 05:55 PM
If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet, get the plunger ready because she HEALS. Rumor has it on the set of Justin to Kelly she plopped 6-7 arm sized logs down the shower drain.

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sxyhotwfe
07-21-2007, 02:37 PM
I can confirm this to be true. I know a dude who balled her awhile back. The next morning she clogged up his crapper with the mega-logs she was shooting out. It must be all the GD fast food she eats.
goonarms
08-16-2007, 10:51 PM
What an interesting story
mattropolis
10-13-2007, 09:58 PM
fuckin weird shit. i still think she's hot though. guess i'll just avoid the pooper in my fantasies
MrFlagg
12-13-2009, 06:13 PM
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or she could be my twin sister.
Carlos Spicy Wiener
12-13-2009, 06:16 PM
I call bullshit not a chance in hell she did that, her height and body size make it impossible for her to do that.
Jawa22
12-13-2009, 06:21 PM
Well, she shouldn't have a problem takin it in the back door...
n2tattoos.lol
12-13-2009, 06:49 PM
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how the fuck did you find this thread? did you search "kelly clarkson toilet log"?
Jawa22
12-13-2009, 07:37 PM
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I searched for "kelly clarckson drops a log" and this came up!:D
MillyMc
12-13-2009, 09:54 PM
I was totally getting ready to make a snarky comment about this thread being relevent 3 years ago.... and then saw it was from like 3 years ago.

just thought yall should know.

and that id fuck skinny kelly clarkson.
satan666
12-14-2009, 01:18 PM
holy shit back from the dead.... dead threads are usually dead for a reason
Homo_Explosion
12-14-2009, 01:21 PM
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They're dead for n00bs to bring back :mad:
Five Inch Taint
12-14-2009, 03:28 PM
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towdog
12-14-2009, 03:44 PM
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and for the record, I had NO part in resurrecting it.
n2tattoos.lol
12-14-2009, 04:48 PM
i'd still hit it, even if she's fat. i bet her vag smells like a Twinkie.
MillyMc
12-14-2009, 05:52 PM
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this HAS to be photoshopped, no?!?!

and i still make kelly clarkson and justin jokes. great movie.
MEGADOUCHE
12-14-2009, 08:14 PM
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LOL...Better than moonpies
Tablefor5
12-14-2009, 08:18 PM
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so that is where she keeps them!!!

I've known girls to not shit for 4-5 days and when they do...holy shit!!!!!!!
Mr Handlebars
12-15-2009, 12:22 PM
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I knew you could buy a divorce from the church, get absolution for your sins, but blessing of excrement is going too far.
cmetz
12-18-2009, 12:19 PM
she has gained a ton of weight and is gross
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