How much do you masturbate?

[Randal Graves]

Well???:confused: :confused:

[DSF Guest 1]

I'll rub one out about once a month while the old lady is on the rag

[Jules Winfield]

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That's not very sporting...jump in there brother...BADOW!

[goonarms]

You gotta get your red wings!

[DSF Guest 8]

Red Wings? I thought they were a hockey team :) Anyhoo... Just makes things a little slicker and taking a shower afterwards leads to new and interesting developments.

[goonarms]

Oh no... red wings are more than that!

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[goonarms]

He's got his Red Wings!!!!

[satan666]

im kinda weird but if i have a girlfriend then i might choke my dick once a week EVEN if we have sex everyday.

but if im single then i masturbate at least once every other day

[Stl]

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WOW!! didnt expect that. I just threw up in my mouth

[Randal Graves]

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That seems extremely normal to me. I used to hear that there was no need to beat off if you have sex all the time, but that's just not true. I want to get off whenever I have the urge, not when I get the urge and a chick happens to be around.

What I do find weird are the guys who have girlfriends that they fuck and still beat off three times a day. I just don't understand how someone can have that much free time.

[goonarms]

I couldn't do it 3 times a day and top it off have sex with my gf... no way in hell!

[RvP]

i beat off 4 times on sunday, but i was bored the fuck out of my mind, so i just wacked on some porn and jerked off for a few hours, i got lazy at the end tho and stuck on a rubber so i didnt have to clean up, usually tho its once a day if i have a girlfriend or not

[Randal Graves]

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1. Why do you beat off 4 times on Sunday? Is it a religious thing?

2. You jack off into a condom?

I tried it once. It felt weird so I never did it again. Of course, I don't really like condoms anyway.

[DSF Guest 1]

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I bet you bag your shit too......don't you..

[ddoubledash]

i have a girlfriend, i fuck her alot, at the very least once a day and i have to masturbate at least 2-5 times average. but i can go weeks without masturbating maybe 2 or 3 months at a time, ive tried, it makes my dick pretty big 8 inches easily (not that big but big to me, im 7 inches from all the fatigue) i dont know you guys are making me feel tottaly fucked up. but im 18 and ever since ive been working out which has been for about 1 1/2 years i feel like a shit load of testosterone or what ever, i dont know, any one with me on this one? i know its alot :cool:

[serafina]

I do it at the very very least maybe once a week, regardless of relationship status. At the moment I average about every other day. I feel like it is a lot, my friends barely do it. I get horny, especially when I am away at school because I am alone a lot more. Also the couple days before my period starts I get like insatiably horny. It gets very annoying, It can become a twice a day thing. Being in a relationship makes it much easier on me, less work to do.

[beastley]

hey serafina, thats interesting cuz i just read this article in my campus newspaper about female masturbation and its taboos...its from u-wire...ill try to find it. u might find it interesting

[beastley]

http://www.uwire.com/Article.aspx?id=3637822

[serafina]

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That was interesting. I never really have felt that kind of level of shame about it though. For me, it's fun and a necessity.

[Boon]

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Then you're doing it wrong.

[serafina]

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Would showering and crying afterward help?

[beastley]

just spell his name backwards

[georgetenfour]

i jerk off for maintenance to keep an even keel. i really would rather save it all up for the wife but if i waited that long, (i mean sometimes it's HOURS from when i shoot her the knowing wink till the briefcase gets put away) we'd all suffer. if i go more than four hours without release, my hair starts falling out and the flowers in the window box wilt. it's ugly.

[velvet_skin]

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sometimes u just have to!
but it would be nice so store it in a jar in the fridge just to show her how good u've been :D

[beastley]

haha when u said even keel i expected u meant every 2 days or something

[georgetenfour]

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nah it's glandular i think. my whole life up till marriage was compensating for the embarrassment. i mean you should have seen the gym teacher in middle school. evil, evil woman. not even real fit or anything, just a kind of frumpy middle aged type. the push ups didn't just hurt my arms. :(

[velvet_skin]

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hon... what where you pushing up on?! :eek:

oh god..i need to shake my head an hour to get rid of this visual :D

[brodiemaxx]

For me, it depends on the week... and how cock hungry the old lady is. she is usually horney so sometimes i go a week or more without. she loves the cock, loves it!

[Marko]

Daily when my girlfriend is on her period. The rest of the month I usually refrain, unless she goes to bed early and I get bored. My record is seven times in one day, but it was a really boring day (or at least it would have been). I don't do the redwings thing anymore. The sight of my dong looking like a murder weapon afterwards is too much. However, if your definition of redwings is going down during that time of the month, well that's just sick and should only be arousing to a vampire.

[Chesty LaRue]

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Yea i'll admit it. I'm cock crazy, i have a man who is willing to oblige all the time though so i only have to masturbate when i get really horny or he's a dirty little tease. :p

[Jaclyn]

Even when I was in a relationship and having sex on a regular basis, I would still masturbate at least twice a day!

Now that I'm single, however....I think I do it about three to four times a day. And if I'm especially horny, it might exceed five times a day....:o

[daveyeti]

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Nice one. Now all the guys on here will be worthless at work tomorrow.
If i get yelled at, I'm blaming you.

[velvet_skin]

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keep in mind that women don't get it any easier either. my head is really fuzzy most of the time.

[Jaclyn]

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sorry...just being honest!

[daveyeti]

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nothing to be sorry about; i'm just givin you guff

[eykt21]

I do it at least once a day. The wife can't keep up, but she doesn't bother trying to keep up anymore, so maybe she just doesn't like me.

[Eddie Jericho]

I'm once a week myself.

[georgetenfour]

^^^ liar. troll.

[velvet_skin]

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said the home schooled virgin :D
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yea...

[Frothy Afterbirth]

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I think I'm the cause for you doing it 5 times a day. Do you scream for Mulder or Scully? ;)

[Eddie Jericho]

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Guys, I admitted to being a virgin, so I wouldn't be shy about telling you how much I masturbate. I honestly don't see how some of you have that much time on your hands to do it that often.

[velvet_skin]

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oh..now i get it...
it takes you a week to cum...
well..mebbe if u stop thinking about ur mother when u do it...

[Eddie Jericho]

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Classy.

[velvet_skin]

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well... u wont get laid with that attitude for sure.
if a woman can bite your head on the internet, good luck!

[jo_dile]

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There's nothing wrong with being a virgin....:)

[velvet_skin]

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lol...that wasn't the point jo :D
i mean honestly...30 yo home schooled virgin only clears his system once a week?!
i've seen many criminal profiles that start like that :D

[jo_dile]

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Awww Velvet....

We're all just different. I'm sure his attention just goes to other things.... Not everyones a big old horn dog like most of us on here. :D lol@ criminal profiles. We're all just different girl. :D

[Randal Graves]

I can't even remember the last time I beat off.

[velvet_skin]

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no no..i agree with your opinion..it makes sense coming from you :)

[georgetenfour]

^^ just to butt in here..
when i was a virgin.. nothing was sacred. god.. :o

[Eddie Jericho]

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Thanks.

[georgetenfour]

i think if you jerk off once a week and you're not getting laid, all jokes aside, you might have declining hormone levels, and should probably ask a dr. about it.

[serafina]

Waiting a whole week would be torturous. I can't even imagine. Maybe if I was sick or something. Lately though, I have barely made it through the day.

[thenobody]

Long distance gf = a lot more "alone time"... sigh

[beautifulest]

There was a time when I'd get a headache if I didn't do it twice daily. Now it's down to once. :(

[saigo]

I do it around 4 times a day on average. But I'm still young I guess...

[serafina]

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Doesn't that start to chafe? But I guess if it does only last a minute each time then it won't cause much irritation.

[saigo]

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Who said it only lasts a minute?

And also, if it's not chaffing you're not doing it right.

[serafina]

My clit would fall off if I did it that much.

[king1111]

I think daily. It doesn't feel right going to sleep without it... The times that I've had to go at least a week or whatever are never easy...

[saigo]

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I can't even fall asleep without masturbating. Seriously.

[tripwire]

i think im going to rub one out right now.............

[beastley]

right now

[effjay]

I used to be that daily guy, but now that the ladyfriend and I live together I've scaled it back quite a bit. It's like the old Chappelle comedy bit, where he talks about having to be a masturbation ninja. Got to sneak around, because tehy'll think you don't love them enough if you're rubbing one out, hahaha.

[serafina]

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It would turn me on if I found my guy masturbating. Of course not if he was doing the lightening speed jacking. That's not hot. But if I found him stroking himself. Yeah, definitely a turn on.

[effjay]

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I'm assuming the operative language in that statement is "my" versus just "a." I mean, since you're in Cali, I'm sure N2 has hit your house at somepoint, but it wasn't hot since it was just "a" guy in a mini :D

[roccostiff]

Every other day is about right..Older I get it has slowed down for sure.

[serafina]

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Actually it technically is an "a" at the moment since I am very single : (

N2 and I live like 9 hours from each other so I don't think he is planning a trip up here anytime soon.

[Mr Handlebars]

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With tats, you never know. That little jap learned suprise attacks from his relatives at Pearl Harbor.

[pympton]

I've been married for almost 4 years, been with her a total of 8. We have sex once MAYBE twice a month. I'm easily masturbating twice a day. When she's out of town for her job I sometimes don't even bother putting on pants just to save time. :D

[serafina]

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Dude that sucks. Have you tried eating her out more frequently to get her in the mood. Might up your stats?

[pympton]

At this point it's just too much work to put in. She's never in the mood simply because she has really low self esteem. And before you ask, of course I give her compliments and try to make her feel better. She's tried counseling but it didn't help. I love her so I'm not going anywhere. But thank God for porn or I would be in a personal hell.

[Nekyo]

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I guess one of you lives in so cal and the other one in nor cal, otherwise i dont see how there can be 9 hrs in between. Where in cali?

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The things we did,do and will do for the ones we love :D

[PANDAmonium]

Hm, I see that never is not a poll option, which is unfortunate because that's how often I masturbate. I'd probably be the only one too. :(

I haven't done it since maybe freshman or sophomore year of high school, when I tried it and was just like "whatever" and never did it again. My boyfriend and I have sex pretty often, we shoot for once a day but sometimes we don't get around to it for like a week or something, but nothing I can't deal with.

[effjay]

How about in front of your boyfriend Panda? Ever punch it in front of him just for the show?

[RvP]

4 times on sunday, i just couldnt control my urge, it was either that or go buy some more rohypnol and jerkin off just plain cheaper

[Thanatos]

Depends how often my girlfriend goes out.:D

[Mr Handlebars]

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You went through a year's supply already?? You only bought it in Feb. and that's a short month.

[RvP]

I know man, i got through this batch real fast, i think i need to get a supplier closer to home because when you need to rohyp, you need to rohyp!

[Mr Handlebars]

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Time for you to go back to school for chemistry.

[MadamMeow]

Gotta do it once when I get home and again before bed or I'm a monster in the morning.

[Pobs]

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Damn girl!


On topic: too much, but not as much as her!

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[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

Twice a day, depending on if my girl is around. But I do love glazing my knuckles.

[Expletive]

It's usually every other day now, but i do remember when ever I stayed home by myself it use to be every other day as well on account that when i did it; i'd bust nut four times a day, and that shit becomes painful after a while, every other day gave myself time to recover.

[rocker182]

three times a day

[Boon]

I'm about to rub one out, might as well shed some spunk with my tears...

[Boon]

I beat my dick five times yesterday and twice today. Just to prove who's the boss of whom.

(Yeah bitches, I looked it up. That's the correct use of who vs. whom.)

[Radiofloyd]

Every day, sometimes twice a day depending on how the internet porn is going.

I really need a girlfriend in my life. *sigh*

[maxbailey]

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You two should hook up.

[Boon]

Just finished.

[MadamMeow]

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Good idea. :D You now get to take credit for our relationship. Thanks! :cool:

[cmetz]

has to happen at least once a day, it's been forever since i'v gotten laid:(

[SC_Hangar18]

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Same here...going on almost a year. Divorced this fall after a long spring and summer. Looking to get back in the game this new year's eve or later.

[haunter]

when i was 16 twice- three times a day. now just every day

[p0rnbar0n]

For a few month I think every day.. Now i got a girl friend ;)

[djmasterscooter]

Of course, I do more than twice a day. I've been married for 7 years.

[forumlover]

do guys usually cut down on masturbation once they get regular sex?

[snooch2dnooch]

yes. how often do you?

[pisceschef]

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BURN!


No wait, that was fucking lame. Good try n00b.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxb59m3bREU&NR=1

[trekgod3]

Not so much now that we're trying to have a baby. So much porn, so little time.

[spiralstairs74]

So little time so much cum, ten to twelve timce and I'm nearly 40:evilgrin:

[bigsqwill]

Holy God! You sir are either the greatest man alive or the creepiest.

[TheSNakE]

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Panda hasn't been around for a year and a half. I miss her:(

[mr.brownfella]

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yeah, I agree, she was interesting person here. She was a little bit out of her element but held her own. Awesome!

[slickricksdick]

Right now in fact... ha ha. Just kidding.

Or am I?