have you ever tried a magnum?

[annahilton]

i had sex with this guy once... he always swore he had such a big dick. i almost laughed when he pulled it out and it was like a 4 incher. being the nice girl that i am and being drunk and wanting to blow him, i stroke his ego and tell him, yeah baby you are huge and all that.
so time goes on, we mess around, i keep telling him how big he is and stuff, and this guy, who cmon has to know he stuck with average at best in the size department shows up with trojan magnums (extra large size condoms). well some how it fit him and we fucked and it stayed on miraculously, and from then on this mofo was walking around buying magnums and thinking he has a big dick. but what i dont get is thsi guy has had to have seen porn before and matched his shit up... i never told him. he still thinks hes big probably.
so point is, try a magnum if you have a small dick and are sad about it. it probably fits.

[Thomas]

Well, i dont use Magnums cuz i guess i never felt the need for em.

But i do want to use these... they seem like the shit!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeoPcEIypwA

:D

[satan666]

I never seen those condoms in that video. Are they real?

[goonarms]

I use Magnums because when I used normal condoms it made my dick hurt terribly after sex. It felt like my dick was in a vice because the condom was squeezing my dick so bad so I switched to Magnums and now my dick doesn't feel like its in a vice after sex anymore.

[goonarms]

Can girls really tell the difference with the Twisted pleasure condoms?

[annahilton]

yes, we can feel the difference for sure but im not sure if its better. i prefer a really thin condom so i can feel the little ridge on the tip and stuff, as close to without as possible, unless your with like lindsay or paris, then doube up.
you know what though? maybe sluts are loose and cant feel the difference cause they have no grip left?...
tell us sluts, can you feel the twisted pleasure condoms? :)

[goonarms]

Thanks for your input Annahilton.... I think If i was to end up with Paris or Lilo I'd put a few more that just 2 on...

[dropbox]

Trojan magnum are the same size as their other condoms. However the shape is more of a baseball bat shape than their usual tube shaped condoms.

Trojan Magnum XL are 30% larger.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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u sure it wasn't just crabs?

[n2tattoos.lol]

i think anna's a man

[DSF Guest 8]

She be but either way this thread is in the wrong forum. :)

[goonarms]

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Yeah I'm sure no itching or sluts on my penis

[DSF Guest 1]

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Yeah, it needs to be in the sex talk forum. Funny thing, I just commented on Annahilton a minute ago and someone bumps up one of her old threads....all the newbes can see what they were missing, she was fun.....

sniff, sniff (wipes away a tear)

[Public_Enemy_#1]

did anybody do her?

or see noodz?

prob not cuz i bet it was a guy

[satan666]

nah... she PM'd me a couple of times and i am sure she was a woman.

[goonarms]

I'm saying she's a woman as well... Although still waiting for proof ;)

[Carlito's way]

I'd love some proof

proof in the form of something nice, soft, and tight to stick my erect member in

[aschaefer]

trojan magnums have less to do with the length of a penis than they do with supporting the girth of a penis

after all, a magnum round of ammunition is no longer than any other round, just packed with more explosive power ;)

[Thomas]

haha...that actually makes sense

[Randal Graves]

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I hear you can wrap a banana with duct tape then squeeze out most of the guts. After a brief stint in the microwave you have a warm, soft place for your dong.

[goonarms]

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you hear? hm... i heard that too ahahha

[EZE123]

what's it say that when I saw this thread title I thought

http://img208.imagevenue.com/loc27/th_01088_S4W_686_-_plus_bullets_122_27lo.jpg (http://img208.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=01088_S4W_686_-_plus_bullets_122_27lo.jpg)

[n2tattoos.lol]

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it says you need to get laid

[Carlito's way]

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or that you're very angry, which of course could be because you need to get laid :D

[DSF Guest 1]

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I am speechless, at first I laughed cause I thought you were just being funny, but then goonarms response kinda seems like he has ACTUALLY done this! Am I missing something? Or do I need to go get a banana and some duct tape?

[goonarms]

I was just joking around, haven't tried it. Though I did hear about that and girls using frozen bananas for masterbation purposes when i was in like 8th grade on the school bus on the way home- those were some interesting rides

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

I swear to god if I had a dollar for every time some fucking asshole guy whips out a condom before we fuck and its a MAGNUM and his dick is average. (or less)

I mean my tits are small, I'm fine with that, but I don't go walking around wearing a C-Cup bra, you know?

Large size condoms are bullshit anyways. The guy who had the biggest cock that I ever had the pleasure of enjoying used regular sized Jimmys.

Kind of off topic, but this also reminds of one time that I was watching Sally or Jenny Jones or some other god damned talked show and there was this asshole wouldn't use condoms because he claimed that his cock was too big.

The joke was on him when they took the most average size condom and had someone pull it right over their head.

Big cock my ass. Keep telling yourself that buddy.

[drunken stepson]

I swear by the magnums...all other condoms either break or are WAY to tight...I think its a girth deal...

[trespass]

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Actually... doubling up is one of the worst things you could possibly do. the friction from the two sets of latex actually increases the potential of tearing thereby increasing your risk to exposure of whatever Lil Lohan or Paris has contracted and potentially causing accidental procreation. Now we wouldn't want that would we?

As for all of you that wanna feel bigger than you really are, I think I remember reading a thread about Japanese condoms which seem to be made slightly smaller than the North American standard. So if you pull on one of them skins you might think to yourself, "Damn, this shit's squeezin' my junk a little tight. I need to get me a magnum cos I must be huge"

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[salutationsb]

Its definitlely more about the gerth with magnums. They dont squeeze the shit out of you at the base, they have a better cut to them.

[annahilton]

hows it possible that i've left Jesus messages THAT HE HAS POSTED FOR YOU ALL, I, myself, post pics of me sucking dick, I declare my love of cock, and yet I still get called a man.

I'd say I was insulted, but you all are virgin losers in your mom's basements anyways, so fuck it.

[thermos]

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hahaha....you can't be insulted by accusations from a year ago though.

You know, like statute of e-limitations and shit?


I roll bareback, BTW, dirty dick and all.

[TheSNakE]

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How'd I miss that?
You don't have to be huge to need a Magnum. Regular size condoms are so tight they squeeze all the blood out of your package.

[jchutch2]

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Cause a man can't suck dick?

[Boon]

Most normal condoms squeeze my head and make it smaller. I've tried the Magnums, they stay on just fine on my tiny pecker, but the extra room at the head keeps me comfy. But they smell terribly. The Insprials are cool cause they are made with extra room at the tip. Plus, all that extra room creates ridges when compressed in the poon. Doesn't hurt to have extra stimulation.

[Boon]

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Huh, where?

[annahilton]

If you don't know how to use the search functions then you are probably not old enough to be listening to them. And in my defense, that is not my best work at all. I left him that message to brag about my first slutty adventure. I had zero intentions of it ending up online.

Man, that was a fun party though. I was washing cum out of my hair for days.

[Boon]

Heard it and seen a pic of you, balls deep.

[Randal Graves]

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you should link it for the lazy ones.

[Frothy Afterbirth]

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Deep down to de balls girl, down to de balls. Found. ;)