I am-The Members Boobies and Butt thread.

[skarekrow]

Alright, ladies strut your stuff!
Maybe Jesus will post your shit on front page.
Fansigns for Senor Martinez are welcomed.

if not, fuck you.

[happy_robot]

finally this blog is worth it. lets see some sweet,sweet titties!


but later because I'm going to sleep now, me so sleepy.......

[skarekrow]

you sonofabitch!
i was all excited, I thought I was gonna some tits but now. it was you.

[The Truth]

Tits or GTFO

[Detective Sandy Vagina]

As close as you'll get (http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Angeline/albums/) to me. I thought they had this taken down after I got kicked off the site, but nope, lucky me, it's still there.

[skarekrow]

BANT!@$!@#$!@#
FOR NOT MAKING WITH THE GOODS.

although, unbant because I love suicide/gods girls.
true story.
will you marry me?
and by marry me, I mean treat me like shit, give me not very good sex and cook bad food for me? and complain how your exboyfriend was so much better than I am?

[Detective Sandy Vagina]

OK, I have no idea what "bant" and "unbant" mean, but then, I'm not savy with internet lingo; however, I put it into context and I think I've figured it out. I get an A+ today and I think I'm back into some good graces, although, I didn't give a shit in the first place.

And, yes, I'll marry you. But I won't cook bad. I just can't commit to those terms.

[skarekrow]

you madam have a deal.

[JapaneseGameShow]

I didn't know intermaweb sexing was that simple.

[Detective Sandy Vagina]

Yea, well, he never calls or writes anymore, so... I'm moving on.

[Tommy Gunz]

this thread is a tease

[sxyhotwfe]

If someone would tell me how to post pictures, I'd be glad to show my ASS to everyone in here.

[skarekrow]

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Sorry, I was locked up got busted trying to steal a 50 million carat diamond vaginal plug for you honey. i had it my hand then oddly enough, it slipped out.

[barajas]

my pants were around my ankles already reading the header to this thread. cocktease.

[barajas]

...well since the pants are down already I might as well party!

[Hope-U-Die]

bah $12.99 i can't afford that!

[alittleoffhedy]

i'm not sure if this thread is active, but here you go:
http://i30.tinypic.com/ddpavt.jpg

[kt2008]

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Its active now!!!! lookin good alittleoff

[alittleoffhedy]

thank you! i was hoping that would be the response :)

[kt2008]

LOL...next you tell me you're single,love sex and live up the road and you will really make my day

[alittleoffhedy]

i'm still single, but i'm still holding on to that v-card. i was actually motivated to go to this forum after i read the average age of losing one's virginity is 16...and i'm two years older :o. i'm ashamed.

[kt2008]

im sure if those pics are REAL ,somebody will help you with that problem

[alittleoffhedy]

look at the post-pics-of-yourself thread =) i hope you're satisfied

[fsmak08]

I Could Definately Help You With That Problem! WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

[alittleoffhedy]

east coast...specifically NY

[dusio22]

yeah, i think the line to help her with that problem will be quite long. I'd drive to NY for a fresh, hot 18 y.o.
Hell, I'd drive damn near anywhere for that.

[kt2008]

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happy? yes.but to truly be satisfied i'd have to see your sexy ass in person

[Jules Winfield]

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Don't be...I was 18 and fresh out of boot camp when I cashed in the V-card w/ the floozy I was dating at the time...Plan to cash it in...don't rush...I honestly wish that I had waited now that I'm engaged to be hitched in Sept....I'm 23 now...

[Jaclyn]

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Don't be ashamed. I didn't lose my v-card until I turned 20!!!!

[bexxx]

Whats a good site for boobage uploading?

[sportster]

www.imagebeaver.com

[goonarms]

www.imagevenue.com Is one i've never had problems with

[bexxx]

http://img155.imagevenue.com/loc1032/th_51017_117849-d45eb03d7bwmn7_l_123_1032lo.JPG (http://img155.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=51017_117849-d45eb03d7bwmn7_l_123_1032lo.JPG)

[binary_jester]

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.Why...hello thar!! Very nice. Suddenly I feel like I need a nice warm bath.

[treblock]

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Very nice but you must understand our skepticism. I wanna believe thats you, but we've be fucked b4, sooo if you dont mind taking a pic with something a sign with DrunkenStepfather, please. Ive just be hurt by posers b4 (CLEM!). We just wanna make sure thats you, feel me?

[bexxx]

I'm on it captain!

[bexxx]

http://slave1.imagebeaver.com/files/t/53e/7777090508100_1502.JPG (http://www.imagebeaver.com/view.php?mode=gallery&g=571058&photo=1) http://slave1.imagebeaver.com/files/t/53e/4660090508100_1501.JPG (http://www.imagebeaver.com/view.php?mode=gallery&g=571058&photo=2)

[sportster]

Yes. Yes we do! ;)

Nice tatas! Thanks for sharing.

[skarekrow]

yay for my thread getting attention.
im a worthless lurker.

[goonarms]

Is there a more true comment? ^^^

[a1ctt]

Now we just need you ladies to bring more women to this forum. Cut down on the sausage fest.

[effjay]

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Hedy, it's good to see your back and I just came across Jaclyn telling you not be ashamed about still having the v-card, and she's right. My girl now was still packing the card when we dated and I had to put in work, but it was worth it. She was 23 (and not 300 lbs either, a normal girl :p ). Chicks who hang onto the V-Card a little longer when they decide to let it go really go buckwild. Good in the sack and a ton of fun. Guess making up for lost time? Jacyln would probably have to back me up on that one though because I might have just ended up lucky with a virgin-nympho-to-be.

[beastley]

actually, f j, i totally agree with you. i took my girls card when she was 16(now shes 18), and no, it was statutory, so no need to call dateline or whatever....
and all she wants is sex. its pretty ridiculous--to the point im too tired(i know, weird, right? but its the truth, sadly)

[dusio22]

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I always believe in boobies. Boobies never lie.

[effjay]

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You're luck then---my highschool chick who's v-card I took never wanted it really, it was pretty lame. My current girl though is like yours, and she was packing the v-card until a year ago when we got together. It's one of those things where you really have no idea how much a chick actually wants it. It's pretty awesome. They're totally pleasers too. No idea how much they're actually giving us :D

[DSF Guest 10]

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Well, I am dating a guy who is older than me. Read: he was 15 when my momma told her husband he was going to be a dad. And when I finally decided it was time to have sex, i loved it/want it all the time. *blush* Now I think i tire him out a little sometimes. So he bought me a really nice birthday present. (hooray for adult toys) :D

[victor6er]

YAY! for older chicks who finally know what they want!

[BlenderWizard]

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You know, without seeing your face, you look A LOT like a girl named Rebbecca that I know.

[DSF Guest 3]

Dude, get the fuck out!! None of those are members of this board. Do you even read shit before you post?

And your "warning" in your siggie???? LAME. Stop trying to take members from this site to your lame site.

[Brad Goldstein]

time for a ban

[Kyle E. Coyote]

Here's a WARNING for you:

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/ban/1/banbucket.jpg

[terryknutkins]

( .) (. )

[babygirl113]

http://www.lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/22390276088920879366.jpg

[Foetus]

http://i.imgbox.com/aaptBDWa.jpg