Any one ever had sex at work?

[soc24]

Has anyone ever had sex at work?

[goonarms]

No that I haven't yet!

[Randal Graves]

I've been flashed a couple of times at my old job, but never penetrated anything.

[DSF Guest 1]

I have had sex once (on my manager's desk) and then multiple times at another job with another chick...it is FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

[sportster]

Once at my work, and a few times at a couple of former girlfriends' workplace. It's pretty damn nice to get laid on the clock!!!!!!

[Tobias Funke]

Yes, a few times at my first job, in the bosses chair, with her secretary. And later at another job with a cougar, who tought me things...first girl I ever fisted (her idea).

Since then, just Mother Palm and her 5 Daughters.

[Carlito's way]

yes i have

Well, my GFs work that is!

My girlfriend and her sister used to work at Payless shoes.

They were the only two working that day and me and the GF went to the back and pounded flesh

Oh to be in High school again...

[hithiphop.com]

does masturbation count?

[abeleper]

Fucked my GF at work several times. Thrill is FN Awesome. Fucked her in window of one office and even fucked her on my boss' desk one nite. Cleaning people kept complaining about the rubbers. (This is the truth - not lies)

[Tobias Funke]

Ohh well if you say it is the truth, I will of course belive you. Dude, no one cares if it is true or not, just you, the girl (or guy) know for sure or care.

Viva la revolution

[ctabd1]

When owning my own business had some fun with a few of the employees.
Worked at an av place and did the deed in the theatre room with a showroom full of people. Thank god for loud speakers and a locked door!

[K-Man]

Worked in a Asian restaurant in the sticks and man...Are the white girls there easy! Got the bartender/hostess to give me a BJ in the storeroom. I told her that my erect cock reached my bellybutton and she wanted me to prove it so I said, if I show you, you suck it and she said yes! Haha! Dumb slut! Also fucked her back at her place a few days later. Then a couple of weeks later, I got a waitress there to let me go down on her. I would have fucked her in the storeroom if it wasn't for the fact that her dad was always coming to the restaurant and would get suspicious when he saw us hanging around all the time. (At least I got to finger fuck the bitch while I was going down on her.) Broke my heart to leave the place too...But the 1hr commute there everyday was killing me!

[Tobias Funke]

If you eat a chinese girl out, are you hungry for more an hour later?

[goonarms]

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ROTFLMAO!:D

[K-Man]

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LOL!!! Funny thing is, I'm Asian and I'VE NEVER HAD CHINESE! So I couldn't answer that for ya! Haha! Seems like the only girls I can get to sample my egg roll is the whiteys. :D

[EZE123]

no - I passed on a couple of opportunities.

goddamn responsibility

[Clancy]

yes - it rocked...

[Sublyme68]

My ex and I worked together at a bank. We would go there after hours and fuck in the back office or breakroom. That shit was great.

[HPloco]

Hell yeah, it's just the excitement of not getting caught makes it that much more enjoyable, later you can say you "christened" the place.

[jizzay]

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Daniel Tosh called, he wants his joke back. BOOOO!!!!

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

not in a long time. When I was about 22, I was a manager of a health club and did the 17 year old child care girl on the kiddy slide after work.

[scampr]

oddly enough I can hardly think of a place that I've worked or volunteered in a significant capacity where I have NOT christened the premises! Some places where more difficult than others and we had to focus on oral because it's easier to sneak when only one of you is naked at a time!

[Kraigus12]

I work in an office. Sometimes, I have to come in on the weekends to do some work at my desk. At one point, I had a little fling going with a coworker, and I had to work on the weekend. I told her I was here, so she decided to swing by and surprise me. I was sitting at my desk, pluggin away on my computer when she walked in, pushed my chair away from my desk, pulled down her shirt, and stuck her tongue in my mouth. I just happened to have my camera in my laptop bag, so we decided to make a little movie, right there at my desk. After we finished the movie, I finished her off on my partner's desk, she went home, and I finished working.

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I dont know how long I'll keep this video up, as its fairly incriminating, so enjoy it while you can. I know I enjoyed the hell out of it.

[beastley]

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not bad, dawg. too bad u didnt yell out "kraigus" or something. but good idea to tape it

[Kraigus12]

Sorry, shouting my DSF Screenname was the last thing on my mind at the time, for some reason...

[Cactus Jack]

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i didn't see the vid, but im sure you did the DSF proud!

[tlock]

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file was removed...

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[Kraigus12]

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[Tablefor5]

NIce video..idd you spooge all over those glasses?

[skywalker]

Chicks like that are the best. they come give you a quicky BJ at work and let you film it.

did she spit or swallow?

[skywalker]

I have screwed my wife all over my current office, but I come in on weekends when no one is here. Other than that I got a BJ once in the mall parking lot where I used to work at a sporting goods store.

[Kraigus12]

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She is definately a swallower. She refers to it as a "protein Shake" There were a couple times where she would want to go out for lunch, just so she got a free meal.

[Tablefor5]

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holy shit, i need to find a work environment with that sort of benefit

[GuinnessStout]

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Who's the man? You the man!

[nestanesta]

at my old job when i was in high school my boyfriend came by to drop off my work shirt because i forgot it

and idk what i was thinking but i fucked him in the employee bathroom

this forum makes me feel pervy

[skywalker]

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that is okay, let your inner perv come out. I think that is what DSF is all about. Any details on any pervy or sexually depraved things that you have done, are doing, or are going to do are much appreciated.

[ultramount]

I worked for a used car dealer and was alone most of the time. I had a few girls that would come bye while I was working and we would either do it in a van or used motorhome. If we didn't have any of either we i would bend them over my desk or have them ride me in my chair. My desk faced the lot so I could see if anyone was driving in.

[AfterBurner]

Yes- it was a great lunch hour, just closed the door to my shared office and it was a wham bam done in minutes! It was a combination of the thrill of the office and the concern one of my colleagues would come back from lunch early!

[Beer]

Well over 100 times. 4 girls at 4 different places.
One of the many perks of being the key master.

[Beer]

I had one who gave the best head ever. She'd come to my office like 2-3 times a day and take care of me. I kept all the office chairs slammed really low ( I'd be dying of laugher on the inside when when i had meetings in there and people across my desk would be sitting so low lol ). She sucked me off so much I got sore and swollen. At one point, I couldn't even touch it to take a piss.

Sex was on the desks or on a chair. The ones at other locations were in the office also but mostly in different lounge areas. One place had a couch and a bed and two other places had a couch and 2 more extra offices and lunch rooms.
All were mostly during work hours but there were plenty late nights and overnights

[Nuphar]

Hmm.. Would it still count if u had sex at a work place with one of ur parents boss?

[Homo_Explosion]

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Probably depends on how much he paid you.

[Anonymous]

I work at home.... so I fuck at work whenever I want.

Before I worked at home I worked in a new office building and we were the first tenants, I thought about fucking one of my co-workers up in the vacant offices upstairs all the time. Then after I quit I found out he had a crush on me the whole time too :( to think of all the times we could have had.

[dark_messiah]

Working as a DJ in a few local area bars I have had sex with a couple of dancers and even had a blowjob contest during Labor Day Weekend. It was fun and I am sure one of the customers saw me fucking in the booth even though I tried to be very discreet. She however wasn't so discreet. None the less fantastic job to have sex with the co-workers. One club I fucked in the dancers room, just outside the dancers exit and got a blowjob in the booth and in the parking lot. I miss that job sometimes.

[Tablefor5]

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Good story FOETUS!!!!

[Anonymous]

I had sex all over the place at one of my previous jobs. It was awesome. One time we did it in the venomous snake room. That was fun.

[Anonymous]

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Good story Fishman!:eek:

[pympton]

I got head in the bathroom at work, and the fucked an employee in our "cash room" where we count down our drawers. The only thing that sucked was that my drawer was about $100 short that night so I was worried that my boss would watch the video of the room to make sure that I hadn't stolen the money. Luckily he found the missing cash and never had to look at the video. That would have been pretty hard to explain.

[pisceschef]

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Not at all. There is no way he would he be able to fire you and his brother and maintain the high standards a Popeye's franchise demands!

[pympton]

Yeah, it was a close one. If they fired me they wouldn't have anyone else to put the "secret" ingredient into the chicken. Then those poor stoners at 3 am would be pretty upset.

[slickricksdick]

I get fucked by my job all the time.

[FortySuz&Two]

i never have but customers do it all the time. you can always catch someone on a sat. night.

[slickricksdick]

I was on OOD duty on a 72 hour weekend once onbase at Camp Geiger and my girlfriend at the time snuck onbase. We did it in the duty hut, once on the top bunk, once on the bottom, once on the telephone desk, once outside on the crow's nest/porch, and once in an abandoned squadbay on top of a pile of about 12 mattresses.

[el_victorino]

Wife stopped by to see the new office and gave me a beej in the file room a couple weeks ago.

[Stantz]

I used to work in a hotel, so naturally, every weekend I'd get complaints all night about over-zealous residents

Plus there was over 100 bedrooms in which to entertain waitresses if they wanted a sleepover

[Foetus]

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[Stantz]

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Yes, yes foetus, we're all very impressed, and we all feel lesser mortals because you're the only one that can do that particular thing

Nice tan, by the way

[MadamMeow]

When I worked at my last job I used to give the UPS man head in the bathroom. He was hot and got me the job. :cool:

[FAHQ]

Back when I used to work at a shitty fast food joint, I was dating my manager. We used to fuck in the bathroom all the time. Almost broke the sink.

[d_b_99]

I did with a girl I was cheating on my ex with. Then I did it again a few years later with a gf.

[Sexy_Roxy418]

with my boss in the cooler at the gas station i worked at .... on top of the dr pepper pallet

[cableporter]

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Don't suppose if I order a pallet you'd be up for a Jolt....?
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[Pobs]

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Damn it I knew I should have hired you!

[acthung]

In my girlfriend's office. We banged at the conference table. It was a blast!