View Full Version : How do you eat your pussy?
ocdude
03-06-2008, 01:32 PM
For the few guys in her that have actually eaten some pussy...how do you like it?
DSF Guest 1
03-06-2008, 02:15 PM
I tend to take it slow, licking and lightly sucking on the lips,and after a few minutes, go for the clit...drives em wild!!!
Thomas
03-06-2008, 02:37 PM
on top of a good steady clit rythm you have to put 2 fingers in there and do the running man on their GSpot
after she comes the 1st time she's super sensitive so back off a little then lightly breathe on the clit and then slowly start sucking/licking it...even if she protests...she'll have another orgasm in no time!
works EVERY FUCKING TIME. Thats when i get to pounding poon...leads to the best sex ever!
DSF Guest 1
03-06-2008, 02:44 PM
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LMAO!!!! I do that, but never heard it called that....ROTF!!!
DSF Guest 8
03-06-2008, 03:30 PM
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/images/vagina_canyon.jpg
Searching for Hidden Treasure
The love button, the joy buzzer, the pebble in the moss, the little man in the canoe – whatever you call the clitoris, you know it’s there somewhere, according to legend, but the dang thing is hard to find. It is absolute key to the art of carpet munching. You do know how to find a vagina, don’t you?
Now the art of Cunnilingus is the holy grail of satisfying most women. Whether you're a born muffdiver, like your bearded clam raw, or have wondered what the pink taco tastes like, here are a few helpful techniques.
* Lick her like an ice cream cone—big soft licks from stem to stern with a wide flat tongue stimulate all the nerves in her genital area. Go deliciously slow to make her feel like a yummy dessert being savored, or speed it up a bit and focus more on the clitoral area to push her towards orgasm.
* Dive in. Build up the intensity level gradually. Once you're into it, use your whole face during cunnilingus. Bury yourself in her pussy, get your tongue in as far as possible, use your nose for more pressure. Not only does this feel good physically, it lets her know you are really into her taste and smell.
* Insert two fingers in her vagina while licking her clit. Curl those fingers up towards your tongue, capturing her clit and G-spot between your mouth and fingers. As your tongue licks up pull down with your fingers; get a rhythm going. Another cunnilingus tip is to add a G spot vibrator for more intense vaginal stimulation.
* Suck her into your mouth. Gentle suction is a nice variation on the licks and downward pressure of most cunnilingus. While you've got a nice piece of her sucked in your mouth, lick it while maintaining the suction.
Homework!
Now take your newfound knowledge home and apply it in the bedroom. The good old in-and-out isn’t really gonna do that much for her. You gotta work that thing – move it around in there and stir things up. Move it side to side, up and down, every which way. I don’t mean you should be poking directly at her vaginal walls – just try applying a little more pressure laterally with your strokes, and try to bump into the G-spot when you can.
Oh damn, I mentioned G-spot... We will cover that in the next lesson.
towdog
03-06-2008, 04:01 PM
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with sweet and sour sauce on a bed of fried rice.
goonarms
03-06-2008, 06:21 PM
Try eating her with your head perpendicular to her legs so your tounge goes across the lips not in between... It works wonders!
Beatrix Kiddo
03-07-2008, 10:30 PM
teehee, Goonarms...
I love The Mighty Boosh... Nice line!
goonarms
03-09-2008, 07:27 PM
I'm glad someone whose experienced it has backed me up :)
skrum
03-09-2008, 10:56 PM
What. No "Hit it with a hammer until she makes me a sandwich"?
skilledone
04-01-2008, 03:09 PM
blah some reason i was always afraid to do it(smell) but i usually finger them first and wave my hands pass the nose, but ever since doing it my first time i always get to urge to just want to do it.
satan666
04-01-2008, 03:21 PM
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oh, the sniff test!
sportster
04-01-2008, 09:33 PM
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If it smells like a dead fish, don't eat it unless you fry it first.
TylerB
04-01-2008, 10:27 PM
I've got a tongue ring and spiked snakebites, they do the work for me.
DSF Guest 1
04-02-2008, 07:43 AM
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maybe you just need to upgrade your standards to women who keep clean.....
tasty
01-20-2010, 10:21 PM
I flatten my tongue to make it wide and lick from the vag up to the clit. Do it for a few minutes along with periodic clit sucking, and the girls go nuts. :D
Best part is that they always come back for more.
Hope-U-Die
01-22-2010, 05:58 PM
I just headbutt it till it dies.
larrybowa
01-24-2010, 02:56 AM
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
brodiemaxx
01-24-2010, 05:47 PM
I go down on her just long enough to get her horny enough to blow me. Sorry ladies, but daddies gotta cum.
cmetz
01-24-2010, 07:29 PM
have many techniques and will go for hours...one of my favorite things in the world to do
fuzzy_warbles
02-15-2010, 01:36 PM
69 with her on top.
mr.brownfella
03-19-2010, 02:09 PM
depends on the girl and how I judge her personality.
lame I know...
dave49
04-10-2010, 01:24 PM
I put my mouth over the whole thing, then suck on her clit until she almost pisses in my mouth:p then a lot of tongue action.:)
ObfuSkater
05-01-2010, 11:48 PM
I usually start with teasing her by kissing/licking/biting/breathing all around her vagina then a slow flat-tongued lick up her lips. Drives them wild.
Pro Tip: Never go down on your girl right after you use any kind of electric clippers/trimmers on her pubes....unless you like a mouth full of hair/stubble.
not~ted
08-13-2010, 11:44 PM
I LOVE to eat pussy........but the wife is, more often then not, ambivalent. Which sucks. HARD. She's too self-concious about it.
On the rare occasion she enjoys it, it's been when I've just gone to town. One time, I stuck my tongue as deep into her vagina as I could and just ate her out like a burrito. She was kind of drunk, so I think she let down her inhibitions. God, that was great.
Eating pussy is the best.thing.ever.
cdb8457
09-05-2010, 10:21 AM
I like to be real sensual with it. Make it sexy!
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