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Homo_Explosion

10-14-2009, 11:57 AM

What is the Kinkiest thing you ever done or want to try?
Please detail your votes

Watersports

SCAT

Redwings

Brownwings

Fucked a relative

Had sex in an adult theater/ABS

Any kind of sex with a hooker

Bi sex (3 or more-way)

Same sex

serafina

10-14-2009, 01:36 PM

Ew pred, do i even want to know what brown wings are?

slickricksdick

10-14-2009, 01:48 PM

Way I understand it is like this:
Brownwings means you've cornholed someone.
Redwinds means you've fucked a girl on her period.
Bloodwings means you've eaten a girl on her period.
-SRD

thermos

10-14-2009, 01:51 PM

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Miss Fina!

haha...we'll let pred define his term. I've always associated it with normal anal sex.....but he's probably referring to dirty anal cunnilingus?

furthermore, do red wings = cunnilingus during period or just sex during period?

bottom line: I want to pee on you, Sera.

thermos

10-14-2009, 01:53 PM

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I second this motion. Fuck, I gotta go back and vote for red wings then.

Shit Pred, I forgot to suggest 'white wings' - as eating your own creampie is totally wing worthy.

pisceschef

10-14-2009, 02:05 PM

There is no "fisting a hooker in a nun habit while a midget holding a goat takes a dump on her chest" box ???

thermos

10-14-2009, 02:07 PM

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Liquid will be devastated. And I thought he said Pred did 'great work'?

Trips

10-14-2009, 02:26 PM

Theres no buttfucking a chick in front of a bus load of Methodist school children :mad:

DontSnatch

10-14-2009, 03:58 PM

guess im a red wing.

godofwine

10-14-2009, 07:53 PM

Do redwings still count for me if I didn't know she was on her period (or she thought her period was over and it wasn't) and I saw the red rubber and kicked her out and never talked to her again?

If it still counts then, yes, I have my redwings. I didn't wear them long, though.

pisceschef

10-14-2009, 09:43 PM

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Your signature is cool.

Boon

10-14-2009, 09:49 PM

What, no donkey punch?

rocker182

10-15-2009, 12:15 AM

Blow job in a park

n2tattoos.lol

10-15-2009, 12:21 AM

assfucking Pred.

you have to see his ass to believe it.

pisceschef

10-15-2009, 01:33 AM

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Unless that park is in a church or elementary school how is that kinky?

serafina

10-15-2009, 01:54 AM

For the brownwings does it matter if you were the penetratee and not the penetrator?

rocker182

10-15-2009, 01:57 AM

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it was in the playground part

Nekyo

10-15-2009, 03:15 AM

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oh that's just just evil and twisted

Homo_Explosion

10-15-2009, 04:47 AM

I guess it's a regional thing like the McDLT because I've always considered redwings to going down on of a chick while she's on her period, and brown to analingus.

Tablefor5

10-15-2009, 12:14 PM

Seriously??? 3 people want to have sex with a relative????

pisceschef

10-15-2009, 01:47 PM

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Were you wearing a clown costume?

towdog

10-15-2009, 05:40 PM

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the survey is have you ever DONE not do you want to DO. And stepsisters technically count.

Goat Gosselin

10-15-2009, 08:44 PM

redwings many times

scampr

10-15-2009, 10:14 PM

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or cousins that are a couple lines removed...

seanx

10-17-2009, 01:39 PM

about sex in a regular movie theater? Does that count?

And yes, I did have sex with an old gf in the peep show room at the adult book store.

Homo_Explosion

10-17-2009, 03:31 PM

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Depends. What was playing?

seanx

10-19-2009, 12:50 AM

Hunt For Red October

Homo_Explosion

10-19-2009, 04:43 AM

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The fuck does that mean??

Boon

10-19-2009, 07:04 AM

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I think he's searching for something large and full of rushin semen.

MEGADOUCHE

10-21-2009, 04:52 AM

I'm not clear about "watersports":confused: I never pissed on anybody but myself.

Homo_Explosion

10-21-2009, 08:15 AM

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I will elaborate then.

I was dating a girl at an office I was working in after I got out of the Army. She was bisexual and would invite her girlfriends to join us in bed a few times a month. She liked the whole whips/chains/blindfolds and shit. We were 69'ing one time and she peed a little in my mouth. I thought it was female squirt juice but she told me after she finished what she did. We were so fucked up on weed and poppers that we went to the bathtub and pissed in each others mouths and all over our bodies. I had a 30pack of Miller in my car so we cracked that open, got really drunk in the bathtub and whenever one of us had to piss we just did it all over each other. We filled wine glasses and toasted each other with it and gave each other piss enemas too :)

Ahh, the good old days.

Urine is sterile.
Feces transmit Hepatitis and nasty parasites so I don't mess with that :mad:

Foetus

10-21-2009, 08:19 AM

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/tumblr_kro67pXUws1qa1i9wo1_250706.gif

Homo_Explosion

10-21-2009, 08:30 AM

Dude, WTF?

Are you not ready for the advanced levels of kinkyness? It's ok if you're not.

Pred :D

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Foetus

10-21-2009, 08:40 AM

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it was the wine glasses and toasting that got to me

Homo_Explosion

10-21-2009, 09:29 AM

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I have never done anything half-way and when you get lost in the moment of depravity like we were (Me, my GF and her girlfriends at the sametime) all wasted and horny, anything goes. ;)

http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/97426778214323408440.jpg

Nekyo

10-21-2009, 12:42 PM

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I knew a girl that wanted me to pee inside her :rolleyes:

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Dude i swear you make even the kinkiest weird thing sound interesting lol :D

You'd make a great sex therapist

Homo_Explosion

10-21-2009, 01:00 PM

Being completely serious on this:

I had a conversation with my wife last night about sex. She was a virgin when I met her and she was 30 years old. Laugh while I count to 30, it's ok. I have done a lot (I was about to say everything but I know you all have great imaginations.) and told her that I am not going to tell her anything other than my STD tests are negative and she's fine with that.

She was concerned that she is not enough for me and I explained to her that although I have been through a lot, I love her more than anything else in the world and HONESTLY prefer vanilla sex. Crazy, kinky sex doesn't do anything for me since I have already done it. If you haven't had another girl piss in your mouth, or do things that you will not reveal even here, infront of her bisexual girlfriends then don't judge me. I can have vanilla sex now because I made it out without a disease or getting myself killed by drugs and/or pimps/boyfriends/fathers/husbands.

Don't go searching for something if you are not prepared for the potential consequences. Just like what 6th grade heath teachers tell their female students.

I am an enomaly. Don't gamble with your health, you may end up with MS and look forward to being paralyzed. :(

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Nekyo

10-21-2009, 02:52 PM

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Just when i decided to put on my orange thong,put on a pair of boots and my mexican sombrero so i could dance some salsa while swinging my enormous penis for your viewing pleasure :(

On a serious note, i wasn't judging you or kidding for that matter, i was actually being serious, im sure i haven't done even half of what you've done(fucker), i actually think you're a swell man, sure a bit of an asshole and sometimes over medicated but you're ok in my little book and fyi i would've peed anywhere else but inside her :p

Homo_Explosion

10-21-2009, 05:52 PM

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Thanks nekyo for the kind words (I think) but why would you say "and fyi i would've peed anywhere else but inside her"?

Nekyo

10-21-2009, 07:04 PM

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They come from the bottom of my heart :p

I guess i should make a list:

Google told me her vagina could get an infection
If she got an infection i wasn't gonna go down on her and i enjoyed doing that
I couldn't give her a cream pie but she wanted me to pee in her? :mad:
She would let me pee inside her but not on her face

MillyMc

10-21-2009, 09:44 PM

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wait, MS is a sexually transmitted disease?

Homo_Explosion

10-22-2009, 04:25 AM

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Since MS is nothing to laugh at I will reply to you in all seriousness Milly.

MS is not an STD.

My point was that I was so incredibly lucky with my behavior and fate has it's way at getting back at you for thumbing your nose at it over and over again.

Perhaps some other members can vouch for me on this theory?

thermos

10-22-2009, 07:33 AM

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yes - I diddled an entire kennel of abandoned greyhounds (riddled with the clap) at the tender age of 14.....and just last month I was diagnosed with lou gehrig's disease. wtf?

Homo_Explosion

10-22-2009, 08:05 AM

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Now THAT is something to laugh at. :D

thermos

10-22-2009, 08:39 AM

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amyotrophic lateral sclerosis is nothing to laugh at, my e-friend.

so - did you have some awesome vanilla sex last night? I did. Fuck that, I want to be pissed on, I'm sorry....I can't magically devolve like you.

Homo_Explosion

10-22-2009, 09:00 AM

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I watched my Uncle die of ALS so no need to tell me about it my e-friend :D

No sex for me last night.

thermos

10-22-2009, 09:21 AM

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Damn man....no shit? My absurd joke hit a nerve w/ both of us then. My aunt slowly eroded away with that cursed disease too.

LOL @ us being sensitive, reflecting nephews whilst discussing horrible, horrible sex acts.

Lactalia - you should have put lactalia on the poll too. I love me some milky titties.

Homo_Explosion

10-22-2009, 10:22 AM

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I call for a Detente on the ALS stuff, I hope you will agree.

Perhaps I should also add anal prolapselingus too???

Someday I'll share that story with the kiddies here on DSF ;)
One thing at a time though. Lets get through watersports and golden showers first.

thermos

10-22-2009, 10:31 AM

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hahah....was Seal's 'kiss from a rose' playing in the background? Please say yes.

Homo_Explosion

10-22-2009, 10:36 AM

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No it was Bette Midler's version of "The Rose" with the soft piano in the background as to give cadence to the depravity.

thermos

10-22-2009, 10:49 AM

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ahahahahahahah.....how poignant and touching.

fuck, I took too long making this and went in the wrong direction now - I should have been googling bette pics instead.

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/ROSEf63.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/ROSEf63.jpg)

Homo_Explosion

10-22-2009, 11:12 AM

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I like it how it's the Anti-Goetse!!

thermos

10-22-2009, 11:21 AM

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lol @ dirty sex being reduced to math.

prolapse = 1/goatse!

Homo_Explosion

10-22-2009, 11:33 AM

Seriously though Therm. Anal Prolapse is one of the scariest things you can imagine seeing (IRL) in your lifetime. I use to use a very large dildo on the girl I mentioned before and not to say that she had an anal prolapse as in the previous picture but she had the beginning of a well defined rosebud.

In the heat of the moment I went right to it and licked in a counterclockwise direction. She came at least 3 more times from that and when we were done it retreated quickly to it's natural position.

Just be careful before trying it though, it's gotta be pretty embarassing telling the doctor about it to get it fixed :eek: