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satan666
10-27-2009, 11:35 AM
So DSF, What's the grossest/nastiest thing that's happened to you in a sexual encounter?
Give details. Make it a fucking novel if you must. Thermos' inquiring mind wants to know....
BTW, this is not a contest for grossest story Pred! :D no need to one-up everyone:p
satan666
10-27-2009, 11:57 AM
found some crazy stories... this one's not mine (obvs) but worth the read.
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thermos
10-27-2009, 12:11 PM
/end storytelling ^^^
even if it's completely fabricated....I just pondered it and I do not like...hahah, dear sweet jesus, that's just horrific.
satan666
10-27-2009, 02:51 PM
I just want to know if he high-fived the tapeworm. I guess the Eiffel Tower was outta the question...
Here's another horror story that i found.
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serafina
10-27-2009, 10:25 PM
I got nothing that even comes close to this stuff. Tapeworms :eek: yuck.
The grossest/nastiest thing occurred when I realized it was nacho's mom who was sucking my cock, on the other side of that truckstop glory hole.
serafina
10-28-2009, 04:44 AM
I want to hear Pred and Therms stories. Do share.
Homo_Explosion
10-28-2009, 07:02 AM
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Sara, I believe that I will have to obstain from this thread as to not hurt a particular moderator's asshole and go into prolapse.
I can't help it if I have had some experiences that are somewhat unique to this forum but I should just leave it at that.
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thermos
10-28-2009, 07:32 AM
Predator: "Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got when I licked a girl's anal prolapse in a counterclockwise direction* .Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
hahaha...nice, even a MS reference to boot.
*BTW, why CC? does that rotation encourage the lapsed rectal wall to slurp back in?
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Sadly (fortunately), I have none? I just play a twisted mind on TV - I have nothing of substance to share. Sure - I've had some kinky sex but nothing rotten, filthy or vomit-inducing. Forgive me, Sera.
Homo_Explosion
10-28-2009, 10:02 AM
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Corrections:
#1 Lou Gerhig had ALS not MS. Similar but ALS is much more horrible in comparison with MS.
#2 I went CC on her anal prolapse because when In inspected it it appeared to be twisted that direction so to slide my tounge along the groves I went that direction.
I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth in regards to the fact that that one case of the clap not withstanding, I did not get HIV, Hep C, anal warts, herpes or a really embarassing tattoo.
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Think about it.
serafina
10-28-2009, 02:06 PM
Guys have sweated on me during sex where it drips on you. That's always pretty gross. I've queefed in bed a couple times which was embarrassing. That's really all I have.
Even though Pred horrifies me with his stories, I'm so fascinated and want to know all his dirty secrets.
pisceschef
10-28-2009, 02:25 PM
One time I woke up next to a fat chick. True story.
Well, more than once
Homo_Explosion
10-28-2009, 05:28 PM
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My first Fiance used to love it when we would fuck so "Enthusiastically" that if she was beneath me, she would demand that when my sweat rolled from my brow down to my chin that it dripped directly into her mouth.
Ahhhh, the olden days :o
BTW Sera, I don't have any secrets. I just don't have inhibitions or shame.
Try it with someone you trust sometime, you may enjoy it.
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*cough, cough*
slickricksdick
10-29-2009, 03:40 PM
So I was drunk out of my gourd once returning from a concert. I picked up this girl in the club and we went back to the hotel room off-base. Before she went down on me she smeared coke all over her gums. So she's going down on me, I'm drunk off my ass, and my cock is tingling from the contact with the coke. All of a sudden I feel something drag across the top of my shaft, and I look down, and the bitch has run a razor blade across my member. Sumbitch is bleeding and she just goes back to sucking like it's normal. I pushed her off me and told her to get the fuck out before I kicked her ass. My dick hadn't hurt like that since I was 3 and my sister slammed the toilet seat lid on me while I was pissing.
-SRD
FortySuz&Two
10-29-2009, 09:16 PM
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i thought that was our secret :mad:
Tablefor5
10-29-2009, 09:44 PM
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Like a bunch of guys all around you?
NICE!!!!
thermos
10-30-2009, 08:56 AM
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The fuck?
did she slice your helmet or your shaft? what the fuck?
I can't help but think you missed a golden opportunity to have some mind-numbing sex though (after you found some bandaids). I'd have a hard time kicking out a coked-up vampire before exploring my fetish list.
and maybe I'm sicker than I thought....but sweat during sex doesn't gross me out at all. Any fluids generated during sex are worth consuming/using for lubrication. Solids no, fluids yes.
Homo_Explosion
10-30-2009, 10:16 AM
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When will this hit Amazon??
Thermos' Guide to Lovemaking for the distinguished gentleman.
Mr Handlebars
10-30-2009, 11:07 AM
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I had to fix that for you before you ordered the wrong book.
maxbailey
11-20-2009, 04:58 AM
While not exactly the grossest thing in the world, it's the grossest thing that's happened to me.
I had met a girl and traded numbers, the usual stuff. Her dad owned a car sales showroom and she worked as a something or other in it. She asked me to come over and see her at work one evening, so I obliged.
The showroom lights were off and the outside lights were on so you could see very little from the outside looking in but we could see out to a relatively busy street. Next thing I know, were getting all touchy and stuff and she said she has to go to the ladies room, she comes back a couple minutes later and I soon realise she has taken her panties off. She unbuttons my jeans, hops up onto the hood of a car, leans back and tells me to fuck her.
Who am I to argue?
After a few minutes of this, she wants doggy style so she jumps down, turns around and leans forward over the car so I go back to work again, jeans at my ankles, t-shirt still on and it doesn't take long for me to come, especially with the idea that the people outside may be able to see us.
I waddle to the bathroom like a happy penguin to clean up and when I come out she has already sorted herself out. She tells me she still has work to do, so I take the hint and leave with the usual 'I'll call you' stuff. I'm on the bus (couldn't afford a car back then :( ) on the way home and i'm thinking 'this bus smells like shit', I move seats but no, it still smells like shit. People are looking at me funny. I look down at my t-shirt and it has a sweaty shit-stain right at the bottom of it and it fucking stinks.
She hadn't just gone to the bathroom to take her panties off, she'd had a shit too and hadn't wiped her ass properly and my t-shirt had acted as a wee sponge when i'd had her bent over the car.
Needless to say I 'lost' her number after that.
drunken stepson
11-20-2009, 03:51 PM
Hahahaha! That's rich.
I laughed heartily at maxbailey's expense. Then today, I picked up my dad's jack russel terrier and held him in my lap. When he jumped down, there was a brief shit smell, so I thought he farted. Only thirty minutes later, did I notice a doggie shit streak on my jeans. :o
Karma's a bitch.
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I laughed at this.
I now fully expected my boy to piss on me later when changing him!
Tablefor5
11-21-2009, 02:56 PM
HAHAHAH...that's funny shit right there
slickricksdick
11-23-2009, 03:58 PM
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The shaft, as hard as I was then, if I'd been sliced across the head, I would have bled out. I do kind of regret it, because she had given every indication that she was wild, and we were both a little coked out.
Yeah, sweat doesn't bother me too much, I sweat like crazy even if I'm not doing strenuous activity, so....
There was a girl once that I was about to go down on and she had cigarette burns along the inside of her thigh leading up to her labia, and the one closest to her lips was like infected or pus-covered or something, so I was out of there. The fact that I had fucked her the night before in the dark made me cringe and gave me the shrinky-winky for a while.
-SRD
Tablefor5
11-28-2009, 09:22 AM
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haha...they should make a cock light like those hat lights they have now!!! That way you see pus infected pussy
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