N00bs: Strive to not be....

[Jules Winfield]

I'm not hating....ok, I am. This used to be a group of dudes with a smattering of cool chicks who if we all lived near each other we'd burn down the town together every weekend. I can't remember the last argument I had with an established member of this forum. I can however, recall the fun times and good laughs I've shared with the guys on here, giving me a short reprieve from the monotony of the workday.
Lately it seems the n00bs are either not contributing the 'cause'* or trying to inject this sanctuary with some sort of conscience. Why? I don't know. But it doesn't make any sense. If you are a n00b who doesn't get laid, has their life dictated by parents or some twat and for some reason you either feel guilty looking at one of the most fantastic porn collections or you're gay, just go be that way somewhere else. Believe it or not there are forums for faggatrons and pussy men. I'm of the school of thought that the more the merrier but you need to recognize why we are here....we are here to share, take a breather and hang-out. Think of coming onto Drunkenstepfather as the ability to high-five a buddy from across the country or brighten someone's day. DSF is our cyber-bar, our Cheers....where everyone knows our screenames...

Peace,

RB




*READ: Relentless uploading and hotlinking to porn pics/vids, sharing snide and smart-assed advice, contributing to the ever growing music extravaganza.

[DSF Guest 1]

I second that

and a "high five" to you too RB

[goonarms]

Damn that was from the heart... Thanks for saying all the things everyone else here is thinking!:cool:

[DSF Guest 1]

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OK, now I want to change my screename to Norm!!!

[Tobias Funke]

Can someone please pass the tissues down this way...

[DSF Guest 8]

High 5 my ass... I'll buy this round :)

[Randal Graves]

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LOL. Can I be Cliff? I'm willing to wear a postal uniform, although I don't think that's the kind of uniform chicks dig.

BTW, this should be a sticky at the top of every forum and everyone should be required to read it before posting.

[Stl]

I agree with ya

Drunkenstepfather has become a way to mellow out after work.

I listen to people cry all day long I dont want to come here and read a noob crying over comments or making stupid comments.

I dont drink so I dont know where I would fit into this 'bar'

[binary_jester]

I actually work for the post office.

[DSF Guest 1]

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after work? This shit gets me through my workday!!!!

[goonarms]

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Remember we all don't the luxury like you do to look at this lovely site all day ahaha

[Tobias Funke]

Hell, I am not willing to leave this firm, even though I hate the person I work for, cause of the unfettered internet.

[Stl]

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I wish I could look at it all day. Building a motor with googoogjoob69 all day he would just wanna look for music :confused: :confused:

[DSF Guest 1]

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a little advice, a "motor" is the electric starter that starts the "engine" in a car/truck once you go combustion, you have an engine my friend.....

[goonarms]

I have a feeling this may start a fight ahah!

[DSF Guest 8]

Motor: 1. a comparatively small and powerful engine, esp. an internal-combustion engine in an automobile, motorboat, or the like.

Engine: 1. a machine for converting thermal energy into mechanical energy or power to produce force and motion.

I found a Fairbanks Morse engine powered by a small 6V battery motor. I found it in Kentucky where it had been someone's yard ornament for many years. :)

[Stl]

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99.9% upper managment says motor, but does it really matter

Ill refrain from stating it wrong next time, and call it by it's offical name

How does this work for you

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Now everyone here is wondering what the hell we are doing

[Randal Graves]

Let's talk about motorboating a chicks titties. Or is it engine boating? I'm a little confused.

http://www.zerogspacecow.com/videosandpictures/images/motorboat.gif

[Stl]

HAHAHA

soon as the wife gets home from the store. Im gonna be a motor boating son of a bitch

[googoogjoob69]

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Contrary to what Stl has implied, we have a pretty good time building motors/engines (for those of you who would like to fingerfuck us with proper word usage). It's the other fuckers that usually bring us down. Oh...and, by the way, "Stl", what the fuck is wrong with lookin for MUSIC?! HAHAHAHAHA...I'm just fuckin' with ya. See ya monday, Bro.:cool:

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l270/googoogjoob69/ascannerdickly.jpg

[TylerB]

Thanks for the tips, I've found some pretty hard to find music here before, so I'll try my hardest to give my fair share.

[annahilton]

[QUOTE=RogerBrunswick;16114]I'm not hating....ok, I am. This used to be a group of dudes with a smattering of cool chicks who if we all lived near each other we'd burn down the town together every weekend.


(Crossing my fingers that im one of those old school cool chicks....)
nah- fuck that, i know i am. doesnt take much around here.
dude wasnt i the only girl? the only non les thats for sure.
and fucking well said roger, two months late.

[bexxx]

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Of course we do you get to stick stuff in our slots :D

[goonarms]

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I'm pretty sure you were one of the only girls in the early days!

[Jules Winfield]

Lest we forget our roots....

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

Mandatory n00b attire:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i134/GraceJones/youngheart80_DigitaLink_Blank_T-Shi.jpg

[Moose_Thompson]

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Do you offer it in green? ;)

[victor6er]

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I'd like orange please.

[Cactus Jack]

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it's so beautiful...

[AKvolFF]

I realize I am a NOOB and haven't donated a damn thing and taken crap like there is no tommarrow. I would like to say thanks to everyone who takes the time to upload stuff (I am to retarded so far).

In the words of Chris Ledoux "There's a 5 dollar fine for whinning"

[megagreg1]

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Three Cheers for Marie just should post this on any stoopid n00b that tries to take without giving.

[bexxx]

Huuuuuuump!

[satan666]

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hump?



....

[goonarms]

Hump= a more sexy bump??

[jcaf41]

I might be a noob by post count, but I have done my best to give back where I have taken. I understand the rules of the road here - its too bad I could not have been more like barnanjato....:cool:...


is it too soon?

[danieldamone]

n00bs....... vets.....I just have a thing for porn and music.

[Tablefor5]

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I'm down for a good Huuuuuuuump!

Lets make it happen

[thermos]

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Careful Morehart, she'll fuck ya in the ass.:D

[beastley]

haha i could see that

[Tablefor5]

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you would like to be there...wouldn't you?

[beastley]

u caught me

[tokerjoe]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/ryuuku316/douche.jpg

[AlaskaPhil]

OK, I promise not to be a total douchebag.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll173/fartspray/th218784605_b89489ddeb.jpg

[n2tattoos.lol]

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i'm the resident asshole, we already have a resident douche. jizz is our forum gay....feel free to be the forum dumbass. you got a good start.

[AlaskaPhil]

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Seeing as how I'm probably the most educated member here, that seems fitting.

[jo_dile]

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You can have education galore, but if you lack common sense....you're still an ass. :)

[DSF Guest 3]

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I bet you would be amazed at the education levels that people have reached here. Some even graduated Vocational School!

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Spoken from the mouth of a smart chick!

[Randal Graves]

Every now and then a n00b comes through here and you can just sense that he's going to end up hated by all for being a moron. Phil gives me that feeling more and more with each post he makes.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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yup. by his account, too smart for his own good.

[AlaskaPhil]

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Wow. Being hated for speaking my mind and not giving a rat's fuck what anyone thinks. Gee, that's new.

[Boon]

Can I be next for the n00b floggin?

[Randal Graves]

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Damn, you are hung up on yourself. People here don't hate you for speaking your mind. You're hated because you're an arrogant prick. All you do is come here and talk shit about how great you are. I have yet to see anything from you that makes me believe there is anything special about you.


BTW, go fuck yourself with that "I'm the most educated person here" bullshit. No one gives a shit how smart you think you are.

[AlaskaPhil]

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Okey-dokey then.

[DSF Guest 3]

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http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/4493/jesusdumbassbluegargoylni5.jpg

[AlaskaPhil]

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That's okay, I think Jesus is a myth. Guess that makes us even.

[amylikewhoa]

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:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[tokerjoe]

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phil's been a bitch since he saw his little sister in the young and busty threat

[rdc2007]

I've been getting PMs from n00bs that don't know how to use the text file link system. Is it really that hard to figure out?

See linkie -> click linkie -> read words -> follow directions.

[jizzay]

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hey!! Fucking bitch!!:D

[Expletive]

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I think common sense is a myth but Jesus is very real, I seriously doubt HE loves any of us forgettable pricks on this forum, but he's very very real. Seriously real, and extremely POWERFUL. But that's okay, cause like Klaatu learned, humans usually change when their death is upon them. Usually it's too late.








So take it from me, ignorance is bliss but only for a time, since a time's a coming when we're all fucked.

[DSF Guest 3]

Jesus loves all his Drunken Stepbastards.
All The Stepbastards on the board!
Lame and crazy, slack and unbright
We are what makes him wanna fight
Jesus loves us little Bastards of this board.

[georgetenfour]

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no such thing as too late for catholics. ok, so our pope isn't the best with kids, he's actually sort of frightening with the german accent and all. that's why even most priests treat him like the dear old uncle that had too much to drink. that's why faith is the thing! a catholic knows deep down inside that our own bible tells us god made us and loves us and forgives us. that's why we confess! god already knows what we did, he watched us do it! confession is about forgiving yourself. god already has forgiven you. they won't tell you that though, cause a lot of people need to buy the dogma for faith to work right. at the end, it's only too late if you let yourself believe what you've done is unforgivable. all the rules? they're reinforcement. you live the life and it helps you believe deep down. but even if you mess up, you can confess and be forgiven! how is the catholic faith that bad then?

oh and as far as pederasty, .. see the priests who've done that are lost souls. the lies they live will prevent them from having faith. it's not an excuse, the worst part is what they do to the faith of alter boys. it was only even in the middle ages that they came up with the rule that priests were supposed to repress their sexuality. well i'm not gonna be a priest, and most of us would appreciate it if we weren't lumped in with the shining examples of the failures of our faith.

sorry i just exposed myself as a religious nutcase!!

[velvet_skin]

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tell the pope i said hi :) <3

[tripwire]

im just glad to be here..............

[kdk3]

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ditto! i wish i had found DSF wayyy earlier

[2-6]

fuck a bunch of conscience and social responsibility. I wanna laugh and fuck around. Its all good until som dam fool whines and get's an eye poked out for being a fucking dweeb.

[Homo_Explosion]

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So you know Steppenwolf??

[RandomFactsAboutCats]

The average cat weighs 12 pounds.

[nachos1345]

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How tall are you, private?

[Boon]

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I don't think I've ever had pussy that heavy. How fats a bitch gotta be to have a 12 pound snatch?

[2-6]

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i dont think they do gigs anymore.

[rbfn04]

Damn, n00bs.. oh, wait...

[Shinriko]

Well Jules I would love to contribute. My first three posts were content. When I went to start a new thread to share some music not currently available I was told I had to have at least 10 posts. So here I am being forced to spam before I can share again.

At least it isn't a 100 post requirement.

[pisceschef]

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[tokerjoe]

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looks like he never made the ten post plateau

[TheSNakE]

Since "Jules" has been gone so long, would he be considered a noob if he comes back?

[Pobs]

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I think we could give him a free pass.

[verboten1]

I'm just trying to post some pictures....but I need 5 posts!

[verboten1]

screw it there is my 5th!