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DrunkenStepGirl

10-25-2007, 08:39 AM

there's this guy i used to be really into, we messed around a bit, but no sex cause i had a boyfriend at the time (well, still do but thats a different story).
out of nowhere last week he texts me flirting then asking if he can come over. he even texted me saying how he never got to feel my warm wet pussy (omg), ...
i ask him why out of nowhere (it had been a little over a year since we did anything) and he told me he just was thinking of me and really wanted to fuck me, like it was something he should have done but didnt. so all of his talk had me excited and when he showed up (i promise i told him not to ;) he was all over me right away. i tried to be a good girl and pushed him off a few times and resisted a little but when he pulled it out i couldnt help myself and had to go down on him.
when i told him when we were texting that i couldnt sleep with him (ive only had sex with one guy) he told me that he hoped maybe at least i would give him a blow job cause it was fucking bomb from what he remembered. i love that. i like to be the best oral a guy can remember. and i have a few decent tricks but was hoping you guys can help me.
he's going to call me again and im sure ill end up on my knees again too and want to know what i can do to blow him away. how to you guys like a girl to start sucking you off, any special tricks you can share, hot ways for him to finish. any tips would be appreciated.
who knows maybe ill go down on you someday and your advice will be worthwhile to you ;)
thanks in advance

Mike Lowrey

10-25-2007, 01:09 PM

Wow..you are a such a whore..

Marie-Eve Martinez

10-25-2007, 03:45 PM

do wah di dee dum di dee do...

JesusMartinez

10-25-2007, 03:51 PM

All guys tell girls how amazing they were at sucking dick because at the time of getting the blowjob you're usually thinking how awesome it is that your dick is in a girl's mouth. So all these girls think they give the best blowjob in the world. There have been so many girls I've met that tell me how good they are and I know that they just think they are good because dudes give them positive reaffirmation in hopes of getting more blow jobs out of them. That's why I try to be honest so the girl knows that she can always improve and watching a girl try harder to make me cum was always more exciting than a lame standard blowjob that she was confused into thinking was all a guy needed.

Either way, girls with boyfriends shouldn't fuck around with other dudes, because it's som serious selfish shit, wanting the best of both worlds, like being bi-sexual. You wanna fuck another dude, tell your bf instead of fucking around behind his back, he may be into it and at least that way you'll be a decent fucking person instead of a useless typical whore.

Send nudes.

DrunkenStepGirl

10-25-2007, 04:58 PM

does it make a difference that my boyfriend is not into sex and i think he might be gay?
i just mess around cause i miss being with a horny guy
but you made me feel bad. thanks

Marie-Eve Martinez

10-25-2007, 06:12 PM

Jesus is good at making people feel bad. He does it to me everyday.

Mike Lowrey

10-25-2007, 07:57 PM

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Whore,

Let's get this through you seaman clogged skull...you have a boyfriend...you decided to take a load on your fat face from some donkey that sent you a text telling you what "great" brains you give...let's call a spade a spade...

<MARQUEE><h2><b>You are a WHORE...KILL YOURSELF

DrunkenStepGirl

10-25-2007, 08:40 PM

wow you have a lot of time on your hands. making banners for me and shit. at least jesus was clever about insulting me.
you are just a depressed loser in his mom and grandmoms basement making fun of a girl that likes to give head, when you, on the other hand, are probably homo and would love to give head too. god knows you arent getting any.
are you just jealous that i get more cock than you?
kisses,

dsg

ps. as many times as you call that dildo by your cousins name, its still not a real man you homo

DrunkenStepGirl

10-25-2007, 08:41 PM

and its semen, you 'tard

Badfish

10-25-2007, 08:47 PM

Ok, so I have zero advice on how to give a better blow job, well maybe if you let him blow his load in your mouth then spit it into your hand and rub it all of your tits.. thats an awesome ending... anyway... if you think your boyfriend is gay dump him for the guy that will fuck you 8 ways to sunday!! Orrrrr... i can give you my address and you can come over and we can work on those oral skills together!! :D

DrunkenStepGirl

10-25-2007, 08:49 PM

thats a good ending,
and why are we gayer than bicycle shorts. i am not dj am

DrunkenStepGirl

10-25-2007, 08:50 PM

so now i have paris hilton herpes. thanks jesus. or marie. or whoever.
you fucks

Mike Lowrey

10-25-2007, 09:13 PM

Post your pix fatty...

DrunkenStepGirl

10-25-2007, 09:30 PM

right after you homo
spare the ones you were saving for amateur gay porn sites
we dont like that shit

n2tattoos.lol

10-25-2007, 09:39 PM

dogs are cool

John The Black Guy

10-25-2007, 09:54 PM

I'm assuming when you said you gave him a good bj you meant you swallowed the whole thing and licked the balls while staring at him all at the same time. But I'm only making an assumption, because if you didn't then you didn't blow his mind away. That might take some practice though, I think someone has already volunteered to help you out with a little "cram" session...

goonarms

10-25-2007, 10:26 PM

What I love is when a girl goes right for what she wants. I love nothing better than when a girl will just whip mine out and suck it 8 ways till sunday until i blow it like a geyser! And I don't mind if you are a slut which you probably arent but seriously and girl who loves to give blowjobs is a okay in my book!

Badfish

10-25-2007, 10:32 PM

I don't know but bicycle shorts are pretty gay.......... although at least i don't have Paris herpes.

annahilton

10-25-2007, 10:50 PM

the whole spit it in your hand and rub it on your tits sounds hot, super hot, but then how does a girl swallow?
thats like having dinner without dessert

annahilton

10-25-2007, 10:51 PM

well if she did give them to me at least its all in the fam

chickendiavlo

10-26-2007, 12:08 AM

Dude, if I was your boyfriend... I'd fucking slap you, and then get something better.

The dude who called you up and wanted a BJ prolly hadn't gotten shit in a long time. So he figured what he'd go back to what he knew was easy. Congrats... you are an easy whore indeed.

DrunkenStepGirl

10-26-2007, 01:28 AM

you are abusive. at least i just have a sex addiction
its ok for a guy, so be nice to me
and im far from a whore, i just put out well when i like a guy
and i bet you dont get any
so stfu virgin mama's boy

anyone who gets off on calling me a whore go at it.
and if anyone has any good blowjob tips im still waiting :)

btw its hot when drunkenstepfather calls me a slut.

another_dumbblonde

10-26-2007, 01:45 AM

Have you even thought about what you are saying? There was a post where you said you felt bad, go back to that feeling and quit getting defensive. When they call you a whore and a slut, they are right. I'm a girl, I like sex too, but I DON'T cheat on my boyfriends. That's what makes you a whore. If you think you boyfriend is gay, dump him, then you can have all the sex you want with whoever you want.

cocks

10-26-2007, 01:55 AM

Kiss his dick. It's cute. Oh and as that black guy mentioned, look him in the eye. Then fist yourself.

jrw

10-26-2007, 01:55 AM

It's actually funny to see that a girl that acts like men did for ages is imediately called a whore.

Still, you're a whore.

DrunkenStepGirl

10-26-2007, 04:11 AM

yes i am a whore we established that. a whore that has slept with one guy my whole life.
what you dont get is that i never asked if you think i am a whore or not, i could give a fuck. i only felt bad for a sec cause of how jesus m put it.
im over it now.

now either give me tips or go to hell. and for those ideas thanks guys.
i love the look him in the eyes thing. but not too long its creepy
i kinda like to let him pull my hair too. i just dont know the way a guy wants to finish. i always swallow and i like to have it deep in my mouth if i can handle it, but i feel like the same thing all the time is lame. just looking for new memorable twists. if you asked me how to fuck a girl so well shed never forget it i could tell you. so im just asking for a little of that love from you guys. share your secrets.

either way fuck the haters you are wasting your breath. i love all the attention good and bad. just like britney

eternalgreed

10-26-2007, 08:22 AM

you're probably a dude who gets off making up stories of being a girl.

Mike Lowrey

10-26-2007, 09:26 AM

Fine...i'll give you a tip whore..

lay on your back with your head tilted over the end of the bed and let him skull fuck you fat ass face...

when a guy has dropped his standards to drunk dial a known whore, he wants to disrespect her as much as possible...this will please him...

ps. show us your tits fatty !

goonarms

10-26-2007, 11:56 AM

Yes Pictures of yourself would be appreciated

barajas

10-26-2007, 12:05 PM

Well drunken-step-whore now that everyone has commented on your whore status and cheating on our boyfriend who is potentially gay – here are some tips for you.
I love when my wife just comes and un-buttons my pants and handles it like like she knows what I want (which I do). As she is sucking on my dick she strokes the shaft in unison with her mouth motion. But what sends me over the top is what she does with the other hand. She cups my balls in her palm and massages them back in forth while her index finger plays with my asshole. With all that attention down it’s fantastic. Just as I’m about to cum she stokes my dick to cum all over her face and she finishes by scooping it all into her mouth to swallow. She is a dirty whore and I love it!:)

tc5757

10-26-2007, 01:02 PM

practice, alot. Blowjobs are like pizza, even when its bad, its still pretty good. :D

cocks

10-26-2007, 01:29 PM

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Let him cum on your tits! That's what I do!

eternalgreed

10-26-2007, 03:00 PM

cant go wrong with a facial and swallow action.

caesar273

10-26-2007, 03:39 PM

for the record, whores get paid. She didnt.

So shes a slut not a whore! Give a girl a break.

take the load on your face, guys love that.

Junkie

10-26-2007, 05:28 PM

Let him blow his load on your face or tits like what was said in the other posts. Also send me some nudes of yourself. That would be hot. And your number so I can text you.

dusio22

10-26-2007, 08:07 PM

Most guys are just happy you are sucking them off anyways. But to rock his world take the facial.

skullfckr

10-26-2007, 09:35 PM

I am always looking for a knobber, do you live near Chicago? As far as the bj, just when I am going to cum, turn over and let me cum in your fat whore ass!!!!! Who blows guys and doesn't fuck them too?

rizzlabizzla

10-26-2007, 10:25 PM

massage the balls...and dump your could be gay boyfriend

any guy thats not all over your is a waste of time hahaha
any girl I date im all over..WHY? Cause im dating them because their attractive..and I like have sex with ladies that are...attractive.simple

DrunkenStepGirl

10-26-2007, 11:22 PM

eternal greed- you wish. you fag

nykid420- i dont really get off on anyone calling me a whore BEFORE i blow them, so i dont think i want your advice. tell it to your ugly stoner friends.

mike l- who said he was drunk and if anyone is lowering standards it was your mom for letting you touch her pussy when you were born. im sure that is the closest you have gotten to a girl you fat loser. show your man tits and small dick please

barajas- thanks for the tips. all good except the finger is the ass part. not that into that. and you think a guy prefers to cum a girls face rather than in the mouth? and where like on the face or on the lips or what?

cocks- on the tits is hot but i really kinda like to swallow so i feel like thats wasting it. you should come play, he can cum on your tits then i still get to swallow it. fun

ceaser- yeah slut is alot less offensive than whore for sure. seriously. thank you for your support :). and i think the load on the face is winning the vote. i was going down on him today and was thinking of trying it but he came kinda unexpectedly. actually i almost choked. wasnt that hot. i do need practice...

dusio- if i last for like an hour and a half that should blow him away no? my neck is sore... btw

skullfker- i forgive you for being mean. and i wont let him cum in my ass- thats after sex for sure. and alot of girls blow guys without fucking them i think. im kinda hung up on the only one guy thing. i think thats why i havent broken up with my bf.

wow. there it goes in the like of this *slut* not whore for the day.
have a good night yall. even the haters.

i=pig

10-27-2007, 01:36 AM

all i gotta say is focus on the tip.
tip = sensitive
if you got big lips, angelina joli lips or dark colored lips.
plus plus.
that's what i've found feeling the best
but then again i lost my virginity on a bar stool back in 'nam

Randal Graves

10-27-2007, 10:25 AM

Make it so he blows his load on his stomach, then you lick it off. Also, make sure your vag is shaved. Guys hate hairy pussies.

It doesn't really matter what you want to do, but make sure it is demeaning to you. Guys love treating girls like crap. It makes us feel better about ourselves. Also, make sure you do all of the work. Like suck his dick while he drinks beer with his friends or when he's eating hamburger helper that you made for him.

barajas

10-29-2007, 10:45 AM

Drunken - as far as where to take it on the face. To a guy it doesn't matter, anywhere on the face is awesome, just as long as you take it like a champ! my wife just showing me that she could take it anywhere is te joy in itself.
Just tell the guy not to be an ass about it and stay away from the eyes, I got a nut squeeze from my wife when I squirted' in her eye.
Aside - just have fun with it.

Badfish

10-29-2007, 10:45 AM

have you tried the whole crushed ice in your mouth while you blow him thing?? thats pretty cool! always makes me bust a nut in my girls mouth!

John The Black Guy

10-29-2007, 01:50 PM

I think I forgot to mention, make sure it's nice and sloppy. There's no such thing as too much drool and slobber with a good blow job. There's nothing worst than a dry bj. And make sure you're vocal, you know slurps and all. That makes it nasty and nasty is good.

kolpaz

10-29-2007, 06:58 PM

this thread is amazing, haha.

Soldier's Girl

10-29-2007, 07:42 PM

I take a lot of pride in being faithful to my guy. I like that when he is all over the world doing is job he can focus on his job...not wondering who's dick I have in my mouth. I have mastered blowjobs....the way HE likes it. Which is the only way that matters to me. Every guy is different. Some like you to use only your mouth, others like you to grip their dick firmly with your hand while working the tip with your mouth. My humble advice is to spend some time focusing on what YOUR man likes....not what other guys like. Its just a thought ;)

JesusMartinez

10-29-2007, 08:41 PM

She's too busy sucking off this stranger to care about her borderline gay boyfriend likes..soldier girl is a good girls...that's really all I wanted in life, instead I landed someone who prefers eating cookies to licking my balls...which is okay considering seeing her fat face down there makes me want to shit.

John The Black Guy

10-29-2007, 08:49 PM

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Rub cookie dough on your balls and let her get to work...

Oh yeah put a blanket over her head to prevent the whole shit thing...

annahilton

10-29-2007, 10:34 PM

also makes me never want to cheat on my boyfriend, if i had been considering it. see, and youd think this forum would be making girls into sluts not re-enforcing there good girl state of mind. so i guess my boyfriend will be getting some bomb kisses later tonight.

DrunkenStepGirl

10-30-2007, 08:47 AM

Nice behind closed doors and brutal in public. FYI I havent been a bad girl for awhile I tried to explain to my boyfriend I need it more often and we'll see how it goes. In the meantime, the tips have made my mornings very fun. And yes, good girls like soldier girl are nice, but not when you want to take a girl doggy style then make her swallow, thats when you need a girl like me :) Whats more fun watching videos and playing nintendo or fucking all night only to wake up to your girl sucking you hard again cause she wants more....

Either way your site is the shit. Keep it coming... Fuck Pay Pal

Soldier's Girl

10-30-2007, 06:32 PM

Let me quote my husband after he read that last post, "Girl, if you only knew", being a good girl doesn't mean I'm a prude. I'll take it any way he'll give it to me, and I never say no, in fact 99.99% I'm begging for more. And, don't even getting me started on swallowing...please, I don't even have a gag reflex. The difference between us is, I'm a freak with just one man. My husband tells his soldiers "A good girl is a southern bell in public, and a slut in the bedroom."

Randal Graves

10-30-2007, 09:31 PM

Drunkstepchick, Why one minute do you say you aren't a slut because you've only banged one guy, and the next minute your talking about getting fucked doggy style and taking a load in the mouth just to show up soldier'sgirl for not cheating on her man. This entire thread seems to purely be about you getting attention, which is most likely a theme for your entire life. It makes me wonder: Were you molested as a child? You seem to have serious emotional issues that are probably better discussed in therapy than an online forum.

DrunkenStepGirl

10-30-2007, 11:22 PM

i have to sleep with more than one guy to know how to fuck?

and no i wasnt molested you pervert. and no therapy for me either
thats for self obsessed losers. i simply used the forum for what i thought it was for. posting my question and asking for advice.

now judge me all you want you perfect motherfuckers.

and that chick aint no good girl talking about no gag reflex and shit

tc5757

10-31-2007, 08:25 AM

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That is the most ignorant thing ive seen in a thread full of ignorant things. Maybe you should look around and read some more and get a better feel for the overall theme and spirit of this forum before you start making armchair Dr Phil psychoanalytical comments that only serve to make you look sad and out of place. :)

cocks

11-01-2007, 01:29 AM

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I don't know what's so crazy about his statement: she's an attention whore and some attention whores have been molested. He's just asking a question.

tc5757

11-01-2007, 09:41 AM

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I didnt say it was crazy. I said it was ignorant. As in ignorant to the fact that it is incredibly presumptuous to say something like that, off topic, and ignorant because its none of his business what her childhood was like. :)

DrunkenStepGirl

11-01-2007, 01:52 PM

anyone who asks if someone was molested is a presumptious asshole. if i was why would it be your business. i wasnt in any way but i think this is getting very disrespectful to other people now. molestation isnt funny

Randal Graves

11-02-2007, 12:06 AM

Everyone is allowed to ask questions. Instead of calling you a gutter slut for sucking random cock like everyone else, all I did was try to figure out why you're an attention starved whore who sucks random cock for the attention while trying to degrade people who don't.

Randal Graves

11-02-2007, 12:15 AM

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See, had a i presumed that she was molested my statement would have been something like: "You're a whore b/c you were molested" not my actual statement. I asked a question, I didn't presume anything. Am I ignorant? maybe so, but your childhood is a part of your life and when you choose to put yourself out there(i.e. starting a thread telling about your love of cheating on your boyfriend by putting random cock in your throat) sometimes you have to hear shit you don't like. Maybe I'm a dick. In fact, I probably am but if you have the right to call me ignorant I have the right to ask you or anyone else if they were molested. Basically what your saying is that I'm this dickhead because my knife cut deeper than everyone else's?

tc5757

11-02-2007, 09:06 AM

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Not at all. I didn't call you ignorant, i didnt call you anything. I don't know you, wich is exactly my point about your ignorant statement or question to her. I guess we agree that we don't agree :)

DrunkenStepGirl

11-02-2007, 01:49 PM

let your daughter get molested than maybe itll be especially funny for you and your ugly wife cause you can think of how some pervert touched your little girl and itll like hit home and shit.
again, wasnt molested at all, not that fucked up in the head really, just happen to like to suck dick alot and have a hard time saying no to a hot guy.
but i think its disrepectful on a thread that was pretty damn funny with all the insults about me and shit and turn it into dr. phil hour bringing up molestation. you arent smart. thats not a new discovery, but it doesnt really have a place here. go watch oprah. fag.

am i allowed to say fag? lol. i guess i just did

ps. in the writing of this statement i meant no harm for fags, or for those who have been molested, or for those who were roughly anally molested by T757 in the mens restroom at the local Y. you should really stop that shit

cocks

11-02-2007, 06:01 PM

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Yeah. You're just disapointed the conversation shifted from you to a more substantial and interesting topic.

John The Black Guy

11-02-2007, 06:42 PM

Yeah... But if I wanted serious I would go to Dr. Phil.com. I'm a dirty bastard and want to talk about bj's so I come to drunkenstepfather. The whole cheatin' on the boyfriend aside if the girl wants to learn how to give a better blow job, who else to ask than us sick bastards who do no more than read drunkenstepfather and dream of getting a bj...

Just my $.02