if you think MAYBE even maybe you might be getting some

[tc5757]

And this thought begins sometime during a date. And on this date you go to a local sports bar and have drinks and hot wings. MAKE SURE , you wash your hands VERRRRRRY good. Otherwise that screaming she will be doing will not be from pleasure. :( God that sucked. I mean, my friend said it sucked...

[kodiak]

I feel a very sad story comming!

[n2tattoos.lol]

is it sorta like getting soap in your p****?

[goonarms]

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you can say it here.... we aren't going to persicute you for saying Penis or pussy which ever you meant

[Randal Graves]

Bitch sounds like a drama queen. "Whah, hot sauce burns my pussy.". You would think she would be used to it from the gonorrhea. BTW, hopefully you're not in love with this chick since I decided to bash her. Then again, you don't know me so I'm not sure my shit talking would really offend you.

[Braden]

One time I had cut up some jalepenos for whatever reason and washed my hands and everything. Apparently you have to be super careful with that stuff because even after washing, it turns out, you can ruin your night but getting that stuff anywhere near your piece.

[DSF Guest 1]

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So what you're saying is, you cut up some jalepenos, then logged onto this forum, got aroused, and then set your piece on fire? Sorry for you man

[Braden]

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To be honest, I was cooking dinner for me and my girlfriend, but in this forum, I don't think you can say that without everyone calling bullshit and calling you a dumbass virgin. At any rate, it causes some real ass problems.

[clubhead69]

Bullshit, you dumb ass virgin. Hahaha, It's a joke kid, laugh.
I have hot peppers in my ass right now!!! What a rush

[goonarms]

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If you stick tabasco sauce or peppers up your ass you'll maintain an erection for longer!

[Vulture]

You should have just dipped it in ranch...

If it takes the burn outta the wings,
It'll take the burn outta other things!

lol

[Deuce]

they say that when u eat hot foods if u eat butter or margerine it will take away some of the pain because the fat is a base. Going back to science class it is the acid that causes the burning and a base wil neutralize the acidity therefore reducing the pain. so if u get some of that on your dick i suggest fucking a tub of margerine

[serafina]

I had a similar experience a few years ago with an ex-boyfriend. I had sprained my ankle and he was rubbing bengay on it. A little bit later, bengay fingers were all over me. Burning, heat sensation in your vagina is really painful.

[Mr Handlebars]

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Now that one I've heard before. I remember someone somewhere else telling a story of grabbing a tube of Ben-Gay instead of lube. They had to take his gf to the hospital because of the vaginal burning.

[tokerjoe]

never had an issue with ben gay...however in college a buddy of mine brought a slam pig back to his dorm room and was giving it to her from behind. he convinced her to do it in the butt but when we went for lube he realized he didn't have any. to avoid a buzz kill, without telling her he used hair gel. according to him everything was fine until the next morning when she went to the bathroom and the skin was sticking together and there was some "tear-age"

i cant vouch for certain because i wasn't there but i can say she didn't talk to us again...=(

[serafina]

Ewwww hair gel in the butt. That is horrible, poor girl. Also, what is a slam pig? Like slutty ugly girl just for sex?

[Trips]

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I'm guessing a loose fatty.

[tokerjoe]

not necessarily a fatty but someone who is just a pig throwing her pussy around. this one was fucking all the guys on the floor. its more like a cum dumpster than anything else but i can see where the heaviness may be implied.