What's your Sexual Orientation - straight, gay, bi?

[TheSNakE]

There is a wide variety of porn on this site so I thought this would be interesting.

This is an anonymous poll.

[Tablefor5]

sorry snake...not gay!!! you can cross me off your list

[kjshadow]

I love the fuzzy clam

[TheSNakE]

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lol I also knew this would create a lot of funny comments. OK T5, I crossed you off the list.

[VonPapel]

Not gay, just awesome.

[Tablefor5]

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That's not what your boyfriend said...

[BleacherCreature420]

Furburger, hold the fur please...Large side order of natural breasts, and ass to go!

[BleacherCreature420]

and a frosty

[spiritwolf_1978]

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i can get you a frosty and we can share the furburger:cool:

[Mr Handlebars]

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Snake, you've been hanging around reptiles for too long. They are starting to rub off on you.

[Mr Handlebars]

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Careful Bleacher, wolfie sounds like he's offering a reach-around!!

[BleacherCreature420]

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haha yea no thanks, I can get the frosty myself

[FortySuz&Two]

though i have dabbled with the ladies i consider myself to be straight. i like penises. :)

[Goat Gosselin]

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so what you're saying is that a girl didnt maybe you prego!!?!?!





:p

[TheSNakE]

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I'm taking a statistics class and I thought it would be interesting. I have never been attracted to a man, not that there's anything wrong with that. I must admit I have a man crush on Jet Li, but I'd never put his dick in my mouth or vice a versa.

[Tablefor5]

So we know by this pole that one guy in here likes balls across his nose....should we poll who?

[TheSNakE]

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Maybe it was one of the girls. If people are going to be sought out they will never be honest. I find it hard to believe there isn't one gay person on DSF. I have a feeling some people are not telling the truth.

[brodiemaxx]

I like boobs. I'm hedging my bets on mafiankid being the bi one. All that "gays should just die and burn in hell" stuff seemed a bit forced. Textbook case of self loathing. Can't be comfortable in his own sexuality.

I would be surprised too if there are no gay folks here, but this place is a bit harsh, they may have all gotten offended and left long ago.

[TheSNakE]

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nah, they are here. Just not speaking up.

[brodiemaxx]

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Quick, check all the closets!

[TheSNakE]

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Seriously, I am not trying to out anybody.

[brodiemaxx]

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Fine. No fun in this poll anymore. :p

[TheSNakE]

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nevermind, I would never stop someone from having fun. Carry on

[Mr Handlebars]

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Is that a stripper's pole or the Polack down the street?

[Mr Handlebars]

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Check spit of wolf's closet. If he's not the one coming out of it, then you know there's going to be some sicko skeleton in there.

[TheSNakE]

nah the wolfman has too big of a boner for Amy to be in the closet.
We have 2 a-sexual votes. I don't think they understand. a-sexual means you have no desire for sex, Not that you can never get any.

[Tablefor5]

I didn't know gays used the internet???

[mooster]

Props for the "Dice" "Hair pie or balls across the nose" quote! :D

and straight btw

[TheSNakE]

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ha ha I'm glad you got that!

"Either you suck dick or you don't!"

[Mr Handlebars]

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He could just be doing that to throw us off the path. He knows he has no chance with Amy, so what a better smoke screen than that. I think he blowing smoke up our asses, if not blowing something else.

[TheSNakE]

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Well, even if he is, it doesn't make him a bad person. This thread wasn't meant to judge anybody. Honestly, I thought there were a lot more fudge packers around here, but I guess I was wrong, or they just aren't voting.

[rocker182]

Im straight and could never understand how men enjoy sex

[Eccles]

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I'm guessing you mean with each other or did you lose your balls in a tragic hoover accident when you were twelve and are really bitter about it?

[rocker182]

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yea gay sex srry i typed that when i woke up

[skywalker]

orientation? I like to be horizontal.

[Magnusrex]

i like creatures of the feminine variety, if you need more explination than that just think about this, you are one of the last four people on earth. your choices for sex are.
the female
http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/97074807879144118396.jpg
the transexual
http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/19491431497154150108.jpg
the fag
http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/47531797678120752946.jpg
cause i'm banging the tranny, yes without companies to keep her in hormones she will eventually become more manish in time, but by then the lard ass will have lost weight and then i will switch to her. :D

[TheSNakE]

From the looks of the fag, I would probably end up with the fatty because the gay guy would probably be banging the tranny.

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[Magnusrex]

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why do you change the parameters of a hypothetical situation! NO CHANGES!
we all now to goes like this.
straight guy ass bangs the tranny
tranny ass bangs the fag
the fag and the fattie go shopping

[TheSNakE]

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too many dicks in that fantasy. I'd have to be on that Island a long time. Now stop it, you are ruining my Brook Shields, Mila Jovovich fantasies.

[Bob Wehadababyitsboy]

I'm gonna say straight, but since the wife enjoys putting her finger in my ass, I am not sure anymore.

[dave49]

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When my wife did it to me, I though she was Bi. Prostate exams really make me tense up:( .

[slickricksdick]

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Do you enjoy it Bob? If you do, still doesn't make you gay or bi. If you enjoy it but picture it's a really small penis (like dave49 is carrying) then you might be gay or bi. If you enjoy it so much you find someone to replace her finger with their penis (like dave49) then you are definitely at least bi.

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Never got over the feeling of dad and uncle Rerun "checking yer oil" when you were little huh?

[Anonymous]

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Homo!

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Super closeted faggy faggitty fag homo!

[motownmadness]

I love naked slutty women.

[Anonymous]

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Faggity fag queer fag.

[Anonymous]

My orientation depends on how the pussy is positioned.

[Zakko]

i lol at the 0 gay.

Just wait for the 1 to show up.