Favourite Swear Word

[Eccles]

I'm a Cunt man myself.

Not only can you use it for fun as well as anger but it's also just fun to say, (even more fun to say loudly in crowded places). It's the -nt I think.

That's mine. What's yours?

If you selected other, feel free to post what it is. It better be a good one. I want to see some Hamster gobblers or Jigsaw shitters. Maybe we'll learn new ones.

1. Cunt.

2. Fuck.

3. Shit.

4. Cock.

5. Twat.

6. Mother fucker.

7. Cocksucker.

8. Piss.

9. Don't swear.

10. Other

[kjshadow]

^^^like you I like the sound of CUNT
some how it make me feel better to say it.

[VonPapel]

Me it's: " Criss de chien(s) galeux [de tabarnack]"

Which means : Fucking scabious dogs or something close to that.


and I really like "motherless whore".

[Eccles]

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Where'd you get that from?

[VonPapel]

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Well I'm Quebecois [French-Canadian] so it's a usual swearing tool (because it's not one word).

[TheSNakE]

mother fucker and fuck should be the same thing. I like cunt and cock sucker a lot too.

[rebelrocker]

Mine would have to be Bastard!

[nachos1345]

I like cunt a whole big bunch.

[curleyman39]

Is douchebag a swear word?

[Eccles]

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depends how you use it.

[NookieJunkie]

The word FUCK has just so many different emotions/applications in a sentence......just like this poll :wtf:

[spiritwolf_1978]

For
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

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figures......fucking French and Canadian.......that's like a mutt dog....lol

[Goat Gosselin]

it all depends on the situation and the mood, and if in a rage. in a rage all of those words plus more will get said along with no other non swears

[VonPapel]

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Moment, not French, god I hate those fags. I speak french as a first language.

and our swear words are directly in corrolation with religion. So we piss people off, and their god too.

[Eccles]

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What's you're beef with the French?

[VonPapel]

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I'm almost sure that's not the thread to discuss that.:p

[Eccles]

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This your thread idea then:

The French: What have they done for us lately?

[el_victorino]

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Urban myth.

Wikipedia:

Via Germanic
The word has probable cognates in other Germanic languages, such as German ficken (to fuck); Dutch fokken (to breed, to strike, to beget); dialectal Norwegian fukka (to copulate), and dialectal Swedish fokka (to strike, to copulate) and fock (penis).[1] This points to a possible etymology where Common Germanic fuk? comes from an Indo-European root meaning "to strike", cognate with non-Germanic words such as Latin pugnus "fist".[1] By reverse application of Grimm's law, this hypothetical root has the form *pug?. In early Proto-Germanic the word was likely used at first as a slang or euphemistic replacement for an older word for intercourse, and then became the usual word for intercourse.[citation needed]

Yet another possible etymology is from the Old High German word pfluog, meaning "to plow, as in a field" (pronounced similarly to "fuk-"). This is supported in part by a book by Carl Jung, Psychology of the Unconscious: A Study of the Transformations and Symbolisms of the Libido, in which he discusses the "primitive play of words" and the phallic representation of the plough, including its appearance on a vase found in an archaeological dig near Florence, Italy, which depicts six ithyphallic (erect-penised) men carrying a plow.

The original Indo-European root for to copulate is likely to be * h3yebh? or *h3eybh?, which is attested in Sanskrit यभति (yabhati), Russian ебать (yebat'), Polish jebać, and Serbian jebati, among others: compare the Greek verb οἴφω (o?phō) = "I have sex with", and the Greek noun Ζέφυρος (Z?phyros) (which references a Greek belief that the west wind Zephyrus caused pregnancy).

Via Latin or Greek
Other possible connections are to Latin fūtuere (almost exactly the same meaning as the English verb "to fuck"); but it would have to be explained how the word reached Scandinavia from Roman contact, and how the t became k.[citation needed] From fūtuere came French foutre, Catalan fotre, Italian fottere, Romanian futere, vulgar peninsular Spanish follar and joder, and Portuguese foder. However, there is considerable doubt and no clear lineage for these derivations. These roots, even if cognates, are not the original Indo-European word for to copulate, but Wayland Young (who agrees that these words are related) argues that they derive from the Indo-European *bhu? or *bhug? ("be", "become"), or as causative "create" [see Young, 1964]. A possible intermediate might be a Latin 4th-declension verbal noun *fūtus, with possible meanings including "act of (pro)creating".
A derivation from Latin facere = "to do", "to make" has been suggested.[citation needed]
Greek phyō (φυω) has various meanings, including (of a man) "to beget", or (of a woman), "to give birth to".[6] Its perfect tense pephyka (πεφυκα) can be likened to "fuck" and its equivalents in other Germanic languages.[6]
False etymologies
One reason that the word fuck is so hard to trace etymologically is that it was used far more extensively in common speech than in easily traceable written forms. There are several urban-legend false etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. None of these acronyms were ever heard before the 1960s, according to the authoritative lexicographical work The F-Word, and thus are backronyms. In any event, the word fuck has been in use far too long for some of these supposed origins to be possible. Some of these urban legends are that the word fuck came from Irish law. If a couple were caught committing adultery, they would be punished "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge In the Nude", with "FUCKIN" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime. Another theory is that of a royal permission. During the Black Death in the Middle Ages, towns were trying to control populations and their interactions. Since uncontaminated resources were scarce, many towns required permission to have children. Hence, the legend goes, that couples that were having children were required to first obtain royal permission (usually from a local magistrate or lord) and then place a sign somewhere visible from the road in their home that said "Fornicating Under Consent of King", which was later shortened to "FUCK". This story is hard to document but has persisted in oral and literary traditions for many years; however, it has been demonstrated to be an urban legend.[7]

The word "fuck" did not come from any of:

"File Under Carnal Knowledge"
"Fornication Under the Christian King"
"Fornication Under the Command of the King"
"Fornication Under Carnal/Cardinal Knowledge"
"False Use of Carnal Knowledge"
"Felonious Use of Carnal Knowledge"
"Felonious Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"Full-On Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"Found Under Carnal Knowledge"
"Found Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
"Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" (referring to the crime of rape)
Usage history
Early usage
Its first known use as a verb meaning to have sexual intercourse is in "Flen flyys", written around 1475.

William Dunbar's 1503 poem "Brash of Wowing" includes the lines: "Yit be his feiris he wald haue fukkit: / Ye brek my hairt, my bony ane" (ll. 13?14).

John Florio's 1598 Italian-English dictionary, A Worlde of Wordes, included the term, along with several now-archaic, but then vulgar synonyms, in this definition:

Fottere: To jape, to sard, to fucke, to swive, to occupy.
Of these, "occupy" and "jape" still survive as verbs, though with less profane meanings, while "sard" was a descendant of the Anglo-Saxon verb seordan (or seor?an, <ON ser?a), to copulate; and "swive" had derived from earlier swīfan, to revolve.

While Shakespeare never used the term explicitly; he hinted at it in comic scenes in a few plays. The Merry Wives of Windsor (IV.i) contains the expression focative case (see vocative case). In Henry V (IV.iv), Pistol threatens to firk (strike) a soldier, a euphemism for fuck.

[slickricksdick]

I'm a big fan of "fuck" because it's so versatile (I like using it as an insertion like fan-fucking-tastic or abso-fucking-lutely). But my favorite swear is "motherfucking titty-sucking two-ball bitch."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g&feature=PlayList&p=8877344B6FE69DAF&index=0&playnext=1
-SRD

[onetallmofo]

Fucktard or Slunt which is a combo of Slut and Cunt.

[Eccles]

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Is it really swearing if no-one knows what you mean and you sound like you have learning difficulties?

[slickricksdick]

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Dude, he's made 14 posts in 31 months, you'll have to wait for May for your reply if law of averages works out.
-SRD

[Eccles]

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Yeah but he's made 8 today. He must be on Speed or something. A sugar rush?

[2-6]

pizda

[Eccles]

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Meaning?

[2-6]

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russ for cunt

[cmetz]

i love them all and use them all on a regular basis

[Tablefor5]

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fixed that for ya buddy!!!

[gallow737]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7CKxDvR8mM&feature=related

[brodiemaxx]

Cunt. But its hard to use if you are in mixed company sometimes. I use fuck much more frequently, but nothing has the sting and staying power as cunt. That is all I have to say about that. Good day, sirs.

[cmetz]

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cunt is a great word but if your from the other side of the ocean it is part of their regular vocab, sucks we here in the states can't get away with it as much as they do

[Foetus]

i use "cunt" all the time in my house. just like randall and "porch monkey".....i took it back.

[rocker182]

Shitfucker

[Psychoclown]

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Vaginaboob....

[smeegs]

Let's see,"Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck", yeah FUCK's definitely my fav.

[gallow737]

I do say fuck all the time, but my favorite to say regularly is cunt.

Also, my favorite made up word is Pussyfaggot