Happy April Fools

[TylerB]

Happy April Fools mother fuckers.
Got any good pranks, or epic pranks of april fools of past to share?

I don't.

[binary_jester]

My buddies and I lived to fuck with each other. Here's 2 dorm ones I pulled off:

The dorm doors opened inwards. So we'd grab a trash can from the bathroom and fill it in the shower with as much water as we could carry. Then we'd take it and lean it against their door and knock. Imagine a tidal wave of garbage water flooding into your room.

Next was take a large manila envelope. Fill it with as much baby powder you can. Slide the open end under the door and stomp in the envelope. I didn't know my buddy was home and he came running out covered in a light powder...him and his entire room.

[DSF Guest 1]

Go take a dump in the bathroom of your work, in my case happens to be an office enviroment, don't flush, leave a note for the cleaning lady

"Don't flush, I'm not finished yet"

[TylerB]

I've always wanted to take a shit in a box, tape it shut with packing tape, then put it on a shelf in a store. Haven't had the balls to do it yet.

[mathiaswvu]

knock on a neighbor's door and when he walks over to open it have a lighter on queue with a can of aerosol and set his leg hair on fire.

[beastley]

I did this today:
I placed an ad on craigslist saying my roommate was giving away his tv for free and he got over 100 calls today asking for the tv plus all his other furniture for some reason.

He asked me an hour ago if he knew who did it.
I said, no, but that's really funny. He told all his friends about it and now they're doing it to each other.

[mathiaswvu]

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that's good, i did that once but took it one more step and gave away an ex-girlfriends address to pick up her tv and she got raped. HAH

[Randal Graves]

Pick up a drunk girl from a bar. Pretend the condom breaks on it's own and leave your spunk in her belly. Be sure to give her the name & cell # of of a married co-worker from your last job. It's fun for everyone..... especially you.

[Nature's Folly]

Killing a clown, not a prank so much as something everyone should just do.

[DSF Guest 1]

maybe we need to change the name of this thread, I didn't really want to start another prank thread....

at work a few years ago, we were pranking pretty hard...I took my buddy's cell off of his desk on my way to the bathroom, while I'm taking a dump, I place his phone in the crotch of my underwear, use my cell to take a pic, bluetooth the pic to his phone and save it as his background...

[Randal Graves]

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I knew a guy who liked to take naked pictures of the fat bar trash he fucked then transfer them to anyone in a restaurant who had their bluetooth enabled.

[idahotransplant]

Question for you guys. So I'm in a prank war with a couple of my friends. One of them left his sunglasses and cigarettes at my house tonight. I put his sunglasses on my dick, stuck a cigarette between dick and balls and took a picture. Then I put his cig back in the pack. My question is, how long before I send him the picture?

[DSF Guest 1]

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dude....wait until you take a shit...a good one...lay the glasses on said turd, take the pic...fuck the cigs (unless you can get a non-gay pic of the smoking end of the entire pack in the CRACK of your ass, which is hard to do, but possible) then wait until he has smoked a few and has the glasses on, tell him you got some hot naked chick pic to bluetooth him...have away
....

[idahotransplant]

We actually already thought of the cigs in asscrack, but saving it for later. Another friend (this thing is pretty much 2 vs 2 at this point) is waiting for a good opportunity for his next prank. As soon as someone sets down a drink he's going to put a straw in it and fart through the straw to make fart bubbles in the drink.

[sportster]

So he's actually going to poke the straw up his ass? Cuz I don't see any other way that the fart will go through the straw...

[n2tattoos.lol]

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gotta have that airtight seal....otherwise, you're just farting AT the straw

[idahotransplant]

Yup. Totally worth it to blow fart bubbles in someone's drink I guess.

[rankamateur]

A friend related this one from Baylor University - a dude that was pissed at everyone in the dorm and was moving out took a shit on a paper plate, put it in the microwave, set the timer for five minutes and walked out for good. Not so much of a prank, but whatever.

[idahotransplant]

Any other good ideas?

[effjay]

When we were on our senior trip in High School, a buddy of mine bought a dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme because we hadn't had on in Oregon at the time. He was babying those donuts, not sharing, and just being an overall pretty big douche about it. So when he left the hotel room to go get some ice, a buddy of mine took the dozen donuts, went into the bathroom and shoved his cock through each donut hole. Took a picture of it, put all the donuts back in the box and we waited until we all moved into the dorms, posted it up in his room. Joke was on the donut fucker though, as every drink glass he ever had gotten at a restaraunt had been rimmed with balls for the year leading up to it by the donut eater. And better yet, donut fucker got the rap of having a small cock because the pictures were not the most flattering.

[Randal Graves]

I just came up with one that I can't wait to do. I'm about to buy a box of Hilary Clinton bumper stickers on Ebay and put a new one over my friend's Obama bumper sticker and I will continue to put a new one on as he takes them off. His passion for Barack is what entertains me about this. That and the fact I can buy 900 Hilary bumper stickers for $1.00.