Anal Masturbation Habit

[suckafree1871]

This will probably be the only time i ever post with this name cuz i might get a lot of flak for this post but here goes.

Here is the problem:


for a few years I have practised anal masturbation on a regular basis.
It feels really good and so on, but afterwards I feel like fucking trash emotionally.
Like REALLY bad. It's a combination of shame,anger,frustration etc.
Probably Because I am a heterosexual and a masculine type of person.
The whole thing is conflicting with my internal self, but when the lust is there, i seem to forget who I am.

I have been fascinated by females since childhood, and especially the ass. and i guess that's how i discovered my own ass. I think I have an ass fetish.

I managed to leave this crap out for two years, but the addiction wasn't as strong as it is today.


how can i break this habit forever?


any similar stories?

Female opinoins?


Thanks.

[satan666]

if this is a thread started to try and get Public Enemy #1 to admit he anally masturbates, it's not gonna work cuz he has been banned :p

[lolo]

Is this serious?

[towdog]

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I don't know. Give yourself a dirty Sanchez maybe?

[Stl]

Only ass my fingers go into are my wifes.

If you want to stop the most extreme way would be to cut that finger off I guess

[treblock]

What the fuck!!!! The solution is to get a boyfriend, or a tranny! I dunno!

[Thomas]

this has gotta be a joke

[Striker]

If you are seriously looking for help... what the fuck makes you think this forum is the right place to do so?

You missed April fools by about 3 days.

[mathiaswvu]

wear mittens:D

[goonarms]

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You are right!

No Problem

[Jules Winfield]

Gee Whiz Dude...Did you even read anything in this forum before you came to the obvious conclusion that "these are understanding guys who might be able to help." All the while you're thinking "Man, how can I stop being a huge fag? Maybe if someone in the world tells me it's cool then it will be."

Dude we annihilate souls here.

First off....most of us on here with triple digit posts will side with the others who have triple digit posts...and after attaining these lofty post numbers we start to feel pretty comfortable around each other in our little forum setting. That being said, none of us are or would admit to being in the slightest bit gay. There is seriously WAY too much sloppy vagina on this forum for any of us to think about shoving anything up our own ass. Most of the ass-play on this site is dude on chick or dudes fapping to videos of dude on chick...or in some weirdly erotic way sometimes chick on chick w/ dildong anal.

You and your fingers need to go back into the closet and play and leave the porn and the thoughts of platonic man friends to us straight guys...


Love,
RB

[Randal Graves]

You could try getting sent prison. That should give you all the anal stimulation you need.




I'm a little weirded out that I just got the urge to take a shit while reading this post. I better go rape a chick just to make sure I haven't caught The Gay.

[Jaclyn]

I've read online that a lot of straight guys like to anally masturbate. It's because of your prostate gland! It has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.
If it feels good, just do it. Life is too short to feel guilty about stupid things like this.
Just be sure to wash your hands when you finish! :D

[satan666]

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Best line ever!

Im putting it in my sig!

[TylerB]

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You know what I'd rather do than have some prostate stimulation? Die of prostate cancer, personally, that door is exit only. But I pretty much agree with the rest of what you have to say. So what if you get off from playing with your bumhole, it weirds me out no more than chicks who like to get strangled and shit during sex.

[DSF Guest 8]

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LOL... That's funny right there. I don't care who you are :) and try shoving a table leg up your anus and then see if you like anal stimulation.

[RvP]

Warning:

If you shove anything up your ass, make sure its got a base on it, i shoved one of them vaginal eggs up my ex gf's ass and the fucker got sucked right in, she had to shit it out man, i found it fucking hilarious but she was kinda pissed and vowed to never let me butt fuck her again which in turn really pissed me off

[DSF Guest 1]

I think this was posted by two different people, because these two comments CANNOT be made by the same person...
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Haven't seen you in a while RB, glad you're back......

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[cook82]

maybe you should buy a giant black dildo so your finger dont smell like shit?:eek:

[heywoodjablowme]

ewww. dude thats just wrong, and ghey.

[zizbobx]

Cut off both of your hands right now

[r_t_q_p_02658]

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You sure about that?

[Jaclyn]

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OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! I feel bad for her, that must have been scary. For the both of you. :eek:

[goonarms]

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What goes in must come out that hole....right?

[RvP]

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yea exactly that what i thought, but i was pretty funny to me it was like, now you see it, now you dont.

she was concerned, but of course, what goes up must come down so i wasnt really worried, i havent fucked any chicks up the ass since this episode tho, but cant wait to try again

[satan666]

I read a story in Vice magazine about a real girl that stuck a dildo up her ass and lost it. She went to the emergency room and was so embarrassed but was scared to death. They took x-rays but couldnt find it. The doctor said they have to find it cause it could puncture some organ.

The doctor couldnt figure out why at least the batteries were not showing up on x-ray. She had to explain to him that it was a dildo which had no batteries. She stayed in the hospital overnight and they decided that they have to operate on her in the morning to get this out. The next morning she was so nervous she had to take a quick shit and she was finally able to shit it out!

if i find that s tory i'll post it here. It's the funniest story.

[RvP]

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Pure gold Lucas, that's some funny shit right there

[towdog]

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Just tell her that if she gave up the ass more often, things are less likely to get stuck up there.

[tuninyabum]

I don't believe the thread starter is legit.

Post a vid or some pics and include face shots, this will indeed help your cause.

[goonarms]

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My replies based on each sentence

1.) You're a Noob to this forum so no one will give 2 shits if you don't believe something.

2.) NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.... FUCK OFF... Nobody wants to see that shit.

[megagreg1]

Bump this is too funny to forget about

[DSF Guest 2]

Thanks for bumping this megagreg. I had forgotten about it.

So effjay, did you ever kick this habit? er, um, I mean suckafree1871?

[Kyle E. Coyote]

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[DSF Guest 3]

You could always get a fake asshole from FleshLight!

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3599/fleshlightanalqv2.jpg

[goonarms]

He probably likes his own asshole smell

[jo_dile]

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Eww.....(crinkling nose)

[Martin Luther Bling]

The visual that this post just put in my mind is something that should never be running thru it.

[megagreg1]

And once more I say to you all BUMP least we forget the greatest brunswicking of all time

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

I love that you keep bumping this.

[victor6er]

I could have lived my whole life without reading this...... cept for the brunswicking

[megagreg1]

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Yeah I check this one every month or so being one of the original posts and the source of satans' sig adds to the fact that it is also just plain hilarious.

[Candi Apples]

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Wow,this is heavy duty shit.lol

I can't relate to anal masturbation,it's something that I never do.

But if it feels good for you,then go for it.

And to let you know,there is no shame in being a homo.

[DSF Guest 1]

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there is in DSF land....

[Striker]

Satan needs to see if that dudes' IP matches any other accounts.

[Candi Apples]

I am not trying to sound insensitive to the homoerotic urges of the dude who originally posted this thread.

But I really wonder if this dude was serious.

I'll admit,I kinda laughed when I first read it.

[thermos]

fuck all the close-minded naysayers......I'm speaking the truth here. This could be the undoing of my short tenure on here.....but fuck it. Laugh if you must - but we mock what we don't understand.


Some gay qualifiers
I'm not gay, I'm not the OP of this thread and I never want a cock in my ass but I'm also not a homophobe.


but whilst receiving a blowjob.....having a woman rim your arse or gently play with you is fucking amazing. Done right at the moment of climax and I'll fucking sing like a choir of angelic cherubim.


I fail to see the connection between assplay (done by a woman) and homosexual behavior. Men suck cock too. Is sucking cock gay? Having said that, a woman assbanging me with a fleshy 10" black cock is partly queer with a chance of fag. I'm strictly speaking of one (1) finger and/or tongue.

Or perhaps I'm deluding myself and I'm on the slippery slope of faggotry. I did ask John Locke the size of Dustin Pedroia's junk on another thread but that was purely MLB related and he brought it up first.


EDIT: I just previewed this post and noticed amy's sig quote in conjunction with my fucked up post......she must be clairvoyent. VVVVVV

[DSF Guest 1]

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ummm....YES!!!!


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dude...you are wearing skis and skiing right down that slope!!!



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explain to us what a size of a dude's junk has to do with MLB.



and, YES....I'll keep my mind completely closed thank you very much....

[thermos]

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Sadly, I have no defense on the MLB line....I was merely trying to saying something strange. I picked Pedroia because Locke said he was an east coast sportswriter and Pedroia is a little guy (with equally little junk)? I fear I've said too much.

I'm surprised at you Shasta.....of all people to condem. You can keep your mind closed but let your sphincter open and the orgasmic heaven will unfold before your very eyes.


Oh and the BJ analogy.....I think you missed my point.

women giving a blowjob = not gay
men giving blowjobs = gay
women touching a man's ass = not gay
man touching a man's ass = gay

[thermos]

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Haha....you fucker, just saw your revised siggy. CLEAN assplay man, CLEAN assplay - I can't stress that enough. I'm into watersports but I draw the line at scat.


Asslovers (off all kind) will sing the praise of the babywipe.

[DSF Guest 1]

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nope I understood...and, yes you're right....


I know, I like my sig too:D

[thermos]

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Haha....so you're down for a female hosted rimjob and salad tossing?

Is 'penetration' the divisive word here? I'm not talking about going knuckle deep, perhaps just fingernail deep? Since we have friends from abroad on here (11/9), let's say, oh 1.5 cm?

Fuck, who am I kidding, this conversation is gay. But I stand by my bold proclamations, I'm going to liberate heterosexual men everywhere and tear down these taboos, one flaming step at a time.

[Candi Apples]

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The guy who started this thread I think is gay,not that there is anything wrong with that.

If he was feeling anxiety and shame over his anal masturbation,then he must be a flamer.

[ms. cellany]

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I fully support it. The guy I fuck once in awhile fucking loves it. I put my finger anywhere near there and he can't control himself.

[towdog]

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have to say I agree with you on that.

[thermos]

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It's official. I wanna be your Noah and you be my Wiz.

[thermos]

C'mon Shasta.......you wouldn't let Ms. Cell have her way with you?


Even you sig boy Towdog was man enough to concede.

Religion already took our foreskins away and perhaps millions of pleasurable synapses......don't let the evil empire steal your gooch too.

[DSF Guest 1]

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maybe this post will answer your question

http://drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35802&postcount=18

[thermos]

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Haha, no tater for you.


I see no stone has been left unturned here in DSF land - I wasn't aware of that thread.


Fair enough, to each his/her own. Live and let assbang, they say.

[ms. cellany]

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The heavens await... or Method Man. I get the two confused sometimes.

[thermos]

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Indeed, you ARE all I need....the trumpets are blaring and the angels are singing. You can even use the trumpet on me in a Bexxx like manner.


Meet me in 'Nova?

[tokerjoe]

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look i love miss cell as much as the next guy, but having a chick play with my asshole in any manner does absolutely nothing for me. i guess i'm just the odd man out on this one

[towdog]

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I would!! Hi Cellany!! ;)

[ms. cellany]

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Hey towdog! Well come on over! I'm happy to be your naughty girl next door. ;)

[megagreg1]

I think it is just about time for another bump on this one
n00bs enjoy it for the first time and veteran posters see the greatest Brnswick of them all

[Tablefor5]

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[Mr Handlebars]

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I have to agree with Table. megagreg1, me thinks you obsess over this thread too much.
Why not bump this thread?
http://drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4544