PDA

View Full Version : Wont go downtown?

forumlover
05-25-2010, 10:15 PM
So lets say you have a bf or gf, and they flat out refuse to give you some oral pleasure, but dont mind it if they get some. Would you stay or would you go? Would you stay and try or just flat out run?
smeegs
05-31-2010, 09:20 PM
Bail now, if he's scared to eat your pussy and you're both adults you're gonna invest way too much time trying to talk him into it. Me, I've got the opposite problem. I love eating pussy but she won't let me do it and I never have to ask for a BJ.
fuzzy_warbles
06-02-2010, 09:44 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

Go.
Where are you? LOL
effjay
06-03-2010, 06:14 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

Same boat as you Smeegs. At first it was all awesome, but it's weird to have to try and talk your way into it, haha. If it was the opposite though, run. It's harder to convince someone to give than it is to just lay there and take it!
forumlover
06-11-2010, 07:32 AM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.


at home? lol


with my ex, he'd always want to go down, regardless of what i had going on down there. i seriously took that for granted :(
markdc57
06-18-2010, 12:19 AM
I once had a Girlfriend who just HATED GETTING Oral sex,She gave a GREAT Blowjob (Hated cum in her mouth),But Would Not Let Me Go Down On Her!!!
Her Loss.......!!!
fuzzy_warbles
06-30-2010, 06:13 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

Fine, be sarcastic.
It won't get your goulash gobbled!
forumlover
07-13-2010, 09:01 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.


i wasnt being sarcastic, i didnt know what you wanted me to say.
slickricksdick
07-15-2010, 06:55 PM
My second wife (heretofore known as Cuntface) on the third day of our honeymoon told me she wasn't going down anymore, but still wanted me to go down on her. I told her if she wasn't going to go down, I'd find someone to do it for her, a subcontractor. She volunteered her cousin, then asked said cousin (who was in the living room of the condo at the beach with us and Cuntface's baby girl) if she wanted to make $50.
Tablefor5
07-15-2010, 10:31 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

and????
slickricksdick
07-16-2010, 12:03 AM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

And she was 16 and her mother the magistrate in the county where we all lived. So I passed.
TheSNakE
07-16-2010, 03:29 PM
That's one fucked up story^^^^
Was the cousin ready to do it? So the ex didn't mind if you got blown by other girls?
forumlover
07-16-2010, 05:38 PM
she asked her underage cousin? she is a cuntface
slickricksdick
07-16-2010, 09:59 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

Well, she pretended like she didn't care, but I couldn't even go have lunch with my parents and my female cousin (with her parents, one is a preacher) without her getting all shitty.

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

Yeah, she earned that fucking name chickenfucker.
fuzzy_warbles
07-16-2010, 11:28 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

How about "I live right down the street, come on over." :evilgrin:
forumlover
07-17-2010, 12:14 AM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.


only if you knew.
TheSNakE
07-17-2010, 12:25 AM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

That you are a guy?
Pretty sure 16 is legal in all 50 states. Doesn't mean they should be giving BJ's though.
So slick, did she live up to that? The whole time you were married she never gave you head?
slickricksdick
07-17-2010, 02:22 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

That is correct. After about a year I quit going down on her, we had us a real mexican standoff (except I'm weak for mexicans, so if one had shown up and she'd been pretty I would have solved the problem myself).
TheSNakE
07-17-2010, 02:46 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

No way, I would have lasted a month, maybe two, tops. Then I'd be calling all my ex girlfriends that I remember gave good head. That's fucked up dude. No wonder you hate her so much.
forumlover
07-17-2010, 03:22 PM
wow you still did that for her for a year?!?!?!

youre a good man.
slickricksdick
07-17-2010, 03:34 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

10 of the worst years of my life. But she knew I wouldn't leave because I loved her daughter. I feel sometimes like I've escaped a cult.

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

I like to eat pussy.
TheSNakE
07-17-2010, 03:48 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

I chow my girls box every day I am with her. But she always returns the favor:) If I don't she's a real grouch.
forumlover
07-17-2010, 09:11 PM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.



AND YOU TOOK CARE OF HER DAUGHTER?

wait it was hers only right?

guys like you are only on the internets.
slickricksdick
07-18-2010, 12:23 AM
Content and Download links visible to registered users only.

Hers only, yes. She slept with her boyfriend's rommate in college to get even with him, and got pregnant. Imagine her explaining to her Southern Baptist parents that she was harboring a half-breed.

I'm not only on the internets, I'm real. I think.