The Story Behind The Screen Name...

[googoogjoob69]

There are a lot of interesting screen names on this site ( Fsmack, Binary Jester, Pendragon to name a few) and me being the inquisitive bastard I am would like to know the story behind if one was so inclined to share. Also this being my 100th post I thought I would start a new thread.

I'll start.

Googoogjoob comes from a Beatles song off the Magical Mystery Tour album titled I Am The Walrus. As a huge fan of the Beatles I have used this screen name for many years.
The "69" in said screen name is there for two reasons:

01. Appearantly "googoogjoob" is a more common screen name than I originally thought so had to add numbers.

02. I am a pervert.

[Choppie]

Well Choppie stuck after a fight in high school. I was in martial arts most of my young life and when a jock grabbed me in a headlock to show off in front of his friends I planted and chopped upwards into his nether regions...so my friend started quoting "Stand By Me" specifically "the last thing I heard him say was "Chopper, sick balls"" So it started as Chopper, and then everyone started calling me Choppie.

It stuck.

[Stl]

Stl = St. Louis Cardinals

For the best baseball team (According to me)

[staroffurby]

StarofFurby, is what my first girl i screwed screamed when having an orgasm, or something to that effect. It certainly sounded like she said that! Told my mates and it became my nickname or Furbz for short!

[satan666]

um, i'm boring

Lucas is my name-O

[trondi]

Tron + Gandhi= Trondi:)

[Tobias Funke]

Sexy, cause I am just that damn sexy....
and well, Lion, cause that what my name translate to in English from an unnamed foreign language.

[DAS]

Das,

Cause I'm a huge WWII Nut, and I once wrote a mini biography in college on Das Reichsmarschall Hermann Goering.

[goonarms]

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Its funny you should say that... I was watching that this past weekend and I finally figured out where your name came from ahah


My name comes from in high school... When we played basketball my arms are long which makes it hard for anybody to shoot over or pass around. So one of my buddies got mad and started calling me goonarms. And I guess the bitch stuck

[EZE123]

EZE123 - because my name starts with an E and some black guy I used to know called me "Easy E," no doubt as a goof because I'm pretty much 180-degrees from the original Easy E.

http://img43.imagevenue.com/loc922/th_08110_0500_eazy_e_a_122_922lo.jpg (http://img43.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=08110_0500_eazy_e_a_122_922lo.jpg)

Later I just added 123 so I could use it as a password for something that no longer exists. Now I just use it as a screen name everywhere I go. Simple, compact, and EZ to remember. No pun intended.

[beastley]

I'm one of the remaining Miami Heat fans out there (way before the Shaq trade and title, etc, although I enjoyed both) and 22 and 4 are lucky/favorite numbers.

[DSF Guest 8]

Pendragon comes from Uther Pendragon. I am a fan of medieval literature. I started using Pendragon originally while writing music and .nfo filez ;). I have been using that nick so long most of my friends call me Pen.

[binary_jester]

I use the handle jester quite often. When I go somewhere new, that is usually taken. Being a computer geek and since this is all 1's and 0's anyway, I add the binary to it. It better than being jester10295723094727937.

[decano67]

I'm one of people who know a little about alot of subjects so my buddy used to call me "The Dean" in spanish. The number is a reference to a self- deprecating comment I once said: "I'm so sexually inexperienced that I have to do "67" and work my up to "69." And that nickname stuck too.

[sportster]

Mine is derived from the city I lived in in the mid-90's. Started using it on Compuserve back then and have stuck with it.

[Huggybear]

mine's pretty obvious

Starsky and Hutch (for those old enough to remember the original series) had a "contact" on the other side of the law. His name was Huggy Bear. He dressed kind of like a pimp but he was always cool and trustworthy.

He was my favorite character.

When i signed up on this forum i thought i would have to have a number after it but there were so few members here that i could actually just be "Huggybear".

http://www.imgsync.com/data/img/7730610starsky.jpg

[KidColostomy]

I was trying to think of something catchy to do some DJ work and I already used Godsick Fairchild for my industrial cut and paste stuff so I needed something a bit more organic sounding and I work in a hospital and I was high and then my sig ran through my head and now thats Me.

[towdog]

A towdog is what we used to call a TOW anti-tank missile system gunner. 180 was my anti tank battalion before we were deactivated in 1992.

[bdpeace]

My name is Peace. Yep..that's right.
Deal with that for 30 years!

Make up whatever association you wish for the BD.

[DSF Guest 1]

well, I have a younger brother who had come up with the yahoo screen name bigeasy_e and he just thought it was great, so as an older brother.......I had to do it......and been using it for years now....

[Striker]

Striker because I think when I first came up with it, it was for some video game and I wanted others to think I was a badass... or something equally as stupid.

The numbers for two reasons:
1) Striker is really common, at least it's almost always taken but mostly not an active user
2) 6879 is just easy for me to remember because it's 6 skip over 7 hit 8 then back to 7 skip over 8 and hit 9. Fast to do with two fingers on the top row of numbers.

Someone once asked me if I chose it after the character in the movie Airplane. I didn't, but I might just start saying I did anyway. Sounds better then for a video game.

[n8van2]

mine is just basically a variation of my name. the story behind the 2 is interesting so i'll tell that.
i started off with just n8van, and used that primarily as an email address, then i created n8van2 to use for a second email because the first one was being spammed so I could use the second one as a personal email. It transformed over time into my primary email address, and I use the 2 now for continuity.

[DSF Guest 2]

I grew up in a small town and had a cousin in my class at school with the same last name. Our coach (football, baseball, track, PE) had a habit of addressing everyone by their last name. Since I was always taller than my cousin and we are of Scottish heritage, I was always Big Mc and my cousin was Little Mc (I think I came out with the better handle). Anyway, it stuck at least with the kids in my class. It has absolutely nothing to do with the hamburger.

The 63 is because AOL required a number and 63 is a significant number for me.
There, I said it was boring!

[binary_jester]

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.Think that's bad, I used to go by fatal_xception. People thought I was some leet haxor when it was really an inside geek joke when I support for the Pavillion project. Imagine being an IT guy in a room full of geeks. Well, my computer was getting constant BSOD's, so an IT guy comes over and on his request, it say fatal xceptions. Thought it was funny an IT guy can't spell it correctly.

[fsmak08]

hahahaha fsmak= fuck smack! hahahaha some friends and I just like to call goofy fuckers fuck smacks and I used fsmak for an e-mail address a long time ago and it just kinda stuck with me.


*example*
Look at this little fuck smack boy coming here!

[googoogjoob69]

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I just wanted to hear it from you. I've been known to throw around "fuck smack" here and there. Pretty funny ,man.

[effjay]

I own a corgi that has the same initials that I do (F and J) and due to the similar body compositions (stumpy, thick [Insert weiner joke here]) everyone started calling us both Eff Jay just to iritate me. I'm cool with it though. He's a half way cool dog.

[deadinabottle]

deadinabottle is simply because i like to drink...a lot

[steyr]

Steyr was the toy of the moment when I needed a forum name many years ago.
Continuity keeps me using it in various forums, etc.
Hard enough remembering various passwords, never mind different usernames as well.

[satan666]

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what kind of toy was it. I dont remember anything named that :(

[steyr]

It was a Steyr Mannlicher M95 straight -pull bolt action carbine.
The toy of the moment.
I'd had to hunt down its (totally obsolete) ammo at gun shows (8x56R) in order to be able to shoot it, and found it to be the heaviest kicking of all my rifles.
Can hardly run 5 rounds through it before the kick starts to get to you, and have had more than one fella refuse to take a second shot with it. Helps conserve ammo, mind.
Lotsa fun!

[MEGADOUCHE]

megadouche...

because my other screen-name, megafatslappinghomotrashdouche was already taken.

[randomhoudini]

The Urban Dictionary defines the Houdini as 'A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sex of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penile gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely. his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.'

The notion of such a thing nearly made me lose control of my bladder and I decided to name a band after it. Of course I couldn't just use Houdini so I added random to the front because it sounded better than anything else.So I named my band and secured the email address.

To date we haven't recorded anything.

[DSF Guest 1]

that's a good one, although I think "Superman dat ho" is much funnier...

[Flash]

Contrary to what some of u might think my screename isnt based off the comic book character(dont like comics at all)Flash. Being a die hard heat fan for about 5 years now(Dont hate 06 champs baby) my favorite player is Dwyane Wade nd his nicknamed is flash since hes so badass...so dere u have it...also heres hopin for the number 1 pick!!

[dragosani]

Boris Dragosani is villan in a Brian Lumley book

[PantyWho]

A year ago I was working on a work related assignment that consisted of finding pictures of girls with cute panties on.. you know the jail-bait type (I work for a porn company). I found thousands of panty pictures and pretty much built a database of online images. I had pink, red, big, small, ugly, weird looking, pretty much any kind of panty you wanted.

After the fourth day of working on the panty project I started dreaming of the dam things… I wish I could say I dreamed about girls making out in their undies, but pretty much all I saw in my dreams were panties… specifically polkadot panties. I mentioned my dreams to a coworker and she named me the panty girl, then somehow my nick name turn in to PantyWho.

[DSF Guest 3]

I was trying to think of a unique name for a chat room I used to frequent, something dark sounding.

Since then, I have found out it is actually a game!

Ohh, I have also been called a gangmember. Some people are so fuckin stupid.

[wadd1]

certainly not for having a lot of money
lol

[Jules Winfield]

I've always been a fan of British comedy/slang/Guy Ritchie/Beatles/Stones/Boddington's....

Rogering is a British slang word for Fucking. So I named my unit Roger.

Brunswick is a term me and my buddy started using to describe a scrotum...and we thought it was hilarious....

When you put the two together you get Roger Brunswick = my Cock and Sac.


Love,
RB

[beastley]

hey flash, you better hope we can get at least pick number one or two.
if not, we're really fucked.

derrick rose has to be the pick for the heat no matter what. pg is a much bigger need right now than PF or SF.

[megagreg1]

The screen name comes from a family event Greg is obviously my name but at my grandparents 50th (their 60th was 2 years ago) anniversary some of my cousins and I were playing the Friends game for some stupid reason, and they gave me the rock star name of Megagreg shortly after that my old e-mail account died so for the last 12 years just about everything has been megagreg1 cause megagreg was taken.

stupid I know but easy

[Flash]

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Seeing the big drop off after the 2 first picks is something that worries me so right now im praying for either 1 or 2...that being said from watching both of them in college gotta agree that rose would be a nice peace for riles to really help or slow climb bak to the top...Wrights shown some good progress, Haslem has incredible heart, cook looks promising,dunno about keeping marion(already gna be 30!)and i think we can add some one with the mid level exception(Need size)but i think ull agree when i say this...it starts and ends with Dwyane..if hes healthy and is the wade of old(pre injury) well be fine at the end of the day. We still need some good pieces though

o and btw thank god Ricky's contract is over... hes poison to any team he touches

[rev.stacks]

rev.stacks started as johnnyfat b/c my last name is similar to the spanish word for fat. from there it became johnny fatstacks (back when i had a job where i was making more money than i deserved) and then when i became an ordained minister my friends switched it to rev.stacks

[FraggleRockx]

i got mine from my old scout platoon. as soon as i got to the unit i learned no one could say my last name with out butchering it so i picked up the first part fraggle from the First seargent then the rock came from my old stryker TC. after almost four years and a looong trip to iraq i dont think ill ever go by any other S/N.

[admiral]

It all started in college when I was a waste of space. I never had any thoughts or concerns about plans that would be made when we were going out. Everyone started calling me apathetic. Then that kind of morphed into admiral apathy. The admiral was added because I was originally called the chief based on a fire chief's helmet that people thought the head of my penis looked like.

I can't remember what I was thinking when I signed up but somehow it got shortened to admiral.

[DSF Guest 10]

Mine is from when I was about 13. My cousins taught me how to play Starcraft Brood War, and insisted I couldn't use my real name as an s/n. (how n00bish I was back then)

My uncle dubbed me Atomicvixen, and it stuck.

[TonyS]

Well I'm new to posting here my screen name is something I stuck wit for life nothing fancy. But if people wanna know somethings i have a few pics on photobucket if you wanna see go to http://s193.photobucket.com/albums/z219/pythonstrike/?start=all :D

[StorageBag]

Well, I hate picking screen names. A few years ago joining some on-line game you of course have to pick one. Well all the ones that I liked and were easy to remember, not only for me but for on-line friends, were taken. I didn't want to have a variation of my real name and I didn't want to have some long ass number attached to it. (ie. Razor1245178) so, after spending way too much time thinking of shit to use I looked down on my computer desk and there it was. A coupon for Ziploc Storage Bags. Well I typed it in and it stuck. I use it now all the time because it is always available.

Sidenote : Same thing happened long time ago when I signed up for the old commodore on-line community (before the WWW) called Q-LINK (anyone remember?) and then I picked SicknTired, cause i was sick and tired of trying to pick one then.

[xcrackahx]

well....I am originally from Massachusetts, so I had a Boston accent, and I'm a white boy, which my CC in Boot Camp decided was amusing since there were only 2 white guys in my company and one got sent home the second day so he called me Boston Cracker, pretty soon that got shortened to Cracker and then the accent was pasted at the end which turned it to Crackah, the two x's come from me being straightedge forever ago, no I'm not anymore....and don't give me any of that "if you're not now, you never were" bullshit, it was my old username that my Navy buddies remembered so I just kept it.

[doubledip]

Mine is from high school....I got it because I got walked in on teabagging a girl...he told some of our friends, it spread, then everyone started calling me "doubledip" ... needless to say that girl and I never hooked up again and it just stuck..went from "double dip t-bags" to just "doubledip"...hahah

[DSF Guest 1]

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glad you cleared that up...I always assumed you took two cocks at once:D

[TheSNakE]

I'm a herpetologist. I work with snakes and crocodiles.

[doubledip]

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Ha, no not quite...it also applies to dipping joints in hashish oil:cool:

[DSF Guest 4]

I'm REAL original here going with adding Mrs. to the hubby's screen name. Normally, I use a variation of my real name. Or rather a shortened version from when my best friend's niece was learning to talk. OMG she is 16 now...hard to believe I've been answering to my normal nickname that long. But, for here I decided not to use it. Plus, doin a google search of it can lead to a woman who is a dominatrix, a minor league of some sort hockey player and some musician and me of course. And then too people think I am male when I use it. Didn't want (not that there's anything wrong with it) people thinking BC was married to a guy. So I'm the Mrs. So very original I don't know what I'll do next. Life on the edge huh?

[n2tattoos.lol]

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awesome story. show us your boobs. :)

[gallow737]

When I was a young kid, back at the tender age of 14, and in 9th grade, I was big into wrestling (like everyone pretty much was back then) and I did nerdy e-wrestling, which is silly rtole playing shit online. Gallow was my fake wrestler's name.

The 737 stems from my favorite band, The Mighty Mighty BossToneS. 737 used to be their PO Box number where they received fan mail back in their earlier years. It became apart of their identity as a band.

gallow737 later became an email address that I still use to this day. So I've never shaken the whole gallow737 thing.

And that is the incredibly nerdy story of my screen name.

[Sickboy76]

^^^^ ha ha ha funny. but seriously show us your boobs.

[DSF Guest 4]

Ok here goes:






(*) DSF (*)


There...ya happy?

[TheSNakE]

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wow, they are perky

[n2tattoos.lol]

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is there like a nipple magnet on her right shoe?

[TheSNakE]

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lol, I deleted it because I couldn't get the nipples straight. Man you are quick!

[DSF Guest 4]

Thank you! I work hard to maintain that level of perkiness!

[Tobias Funke]

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Are those piercing.

[DSF Guest 2]

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Just pee'd my pants a little!:D

[Kyle E. Coyote]

For years in the Marines I spent 16 hours a day kicking down doors, breaching shotgun in hand. To make sure that when we shot a door hinge (or a raghead, there's not much difference to top brass) there wouldn't be anything left, we used a combination of hard-recoiling 00 buckshot and supermagnum slugs. These things hit your shoulder harder than they hit the damn door, and all you could really do was shut your eyes and hang on for the ride. They called us shotgun jockeys for this reason. However, since Shotgun Jockey conjures up the image of some hilljack from Wes' Virginny wanking his gun because his sister has a headache, I decided to shorten it to Shotgunner.

[DSF Guest 4]

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Glad to be of service!

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Nope, no piercings here. Just three tats.

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I almost choked on my Coke, thank you!

[DSF Guest 3]

You renamed it yet again hun??

[RvP]

mines from Robin van Persie who plays for Arsenal (soccer) in the UK, hes pretty fucking amazing i have to say
you can see him here
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[DSF Guest 4]

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Yeah got tired of Jackhammer

[Dr_Benway]

Dr Benway is a recurring character William Burroughs' writing. He's a skeezy old junkie of a physician.
I used it as a handle on the video game at a tittie bar that I frequented many years ago, and Kenny the mean bartender started calling me Dr Benway because I never really gave out my name.
It's stuck with me for every unsavory activity I get into since then.

[Cactus Jack]

the bluth family attorney on the tv show arrested development

[Nekyo]

Two of keys on my keyboard don't work. The "N" and the "V". If you find it irritaring i won't post anymore. Copying and pasting is a pain in the ass. So here it goes :D .

It comes from a ideo game, "kig of fighters" ad "street fighter, Two of my faorite characters, Ken ad Kyo, i just type Ken backwards ad use the K for both ames ad the umber 87 well, ist obious?

[Jack Hunter]

Jack Hunter is an amalgan of 2 of my favorite writers: Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac.

[Jack Hunter]

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I know it's obvious but I aways liked Mai.

[mhump23]

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I always wondered about your screen name....

You see, I'm originally from Scrotum, Georgia


As for my name....another holdover from the Compuserve days
m for first name, the rest for part of my last.

23 was always my favorite cool number because it was a big part of the Illuminatus Trilogy, which I loved and still do. Some funny, crazy shit. Good old Robert Anton Wilson, rest his freaky soul!

[kayboogie]

K being first letter of my first name. Boogie, cause its a awesome verb with different meanings.

[Nekyo]

Yea there was somethig(s) about her :D

[n2tattoos.lol]

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are you saying DSF leads to unsavory activities? :)

[bexxx]

my name is becca and i'm from spokane easy idea there hope heads(on the top not the bottom) dont explode

[Badcat]

I put a huge crack in my helmet on a particularly viscious hit playing football in highschool. Coach said "it takes a bad cat to break a helmet" Been Badcat eversince.

[fuzzy_warbles]

Mine's from A Clockwork Orange.
Alex is talking to these girls at a music store and asks them what they have to play their "fuzzy warbles" on.
He ends up taking both of them home with him, lucky bastard.

[jizzay]

Jizzay is, I guess, a slang form of Jay. I don't know where the hell it came from but thats what my friends call me so When in Rome...

contrary to popular belief its not derived from Jizzy or Jizz. But whatever man. I will go with it.

[gallow737]

When wrestling was at the peak of its popularity back in the late 90's, I was a freshman in high school and was into e-fed wrestling.

Gallow was the fake name for my wrestler. Oh yeah, that's right people... former e-wrestling nerd. FWIW, I stopped watching wrestling like 8 years ago

The 737 comes form my favorite band, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Their original mailing address number was 737 and it became an iconic number to the band and their fans, and was even the name of one of their songs (737/Shoe Glue). Symbolizes my favorite band.

gallow737 is a username/screenname I used for a lot of programs and forums since the late 90's. And clearly I still use it today

[n2tattoos.lol]

i'm just into tattoos

[MickC]

Mine is very complicated. My name is Mick, Last name starts with C. just a dumb cunt really.....

[DSF Guest 3]

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I too was once in an e-fed. gWe (Gay Wrestling Entertainment) It was some funny shit. Still sorta in it, even though all of everyones characters have been banned or shunned from 2 sites.

I will have to pull up the picture of me and 2 other guys from the gWe posing with Tracii Guns last year.

[Omaplata]

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This is my ****** name as well....but since you're keeping it secret, I won't tell what the name is or what language it is

[rdc2007]

I had so many screen names that I was starting to forget who I was where so I decided to get simple. RDC is, of course, my initials. I looked around the room to find something to add that was easy to remember and I saw a calendar on the wall from, well, the year 2007. Simple, really. Boring, really. :rolleyes:

[lastlineofd]

I'm a goalie so I'm the last thing keeping the puck from the net... aka the last line of defense. Actually came from a ball coach who knew I was a goalie when I got barreled over by a runner trying to take home and still held on. Didn't really see it coming since it was supposed to be slide or avoid.

[DSF Guest 1]

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guess I should edit mine for the nOObs....I wanted a new screen name, so when I went on vacation, I let the senior members of the forum decide what it would be....obviously they came up with 'Shasturbator'

[DSF Guest 6]

mine is also wrestling related. I was in a backyard wrestling thingy when i was young (trampolines and ladders pretty much) and we wanted to have an All-American hero type guy. Well my real name is pat so I came up with Pat Riot bc when put together its....Patriot. Clever so it kinda stuck.

[ms. cellany]

Like miscellaneous. But I didn't want to be ms. cellaneous, so it's ms. cellany. Sometimes it feels like my mind is filled with miscellany. :D

[jakesit]

My screen name comes from the most amazing dog that ever lived. There was a time in my life that I probably would have offed myself if it weren’t for that dog. I used to tell him to sit all the time hence, jakesit. We bought a house about 3 years ago and I was fixing it up and he was scared of power tools and he got out somehow. I never saw him again. I went out looking for him every day and night for a month and never found him. I was near catatonic for the next year and still think about him 10 times a day. I will never get over losing that dog. The screen name is just my way of remembering him.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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not that jake can be replaced, but you get another?

[jakesit]

That was the real bitch. We got a dog from the San Francisco SPCA. His name was Shamus, the nicest mellowest dog you could ever meet. He was a Katrina dog. He was cured of heart worm and pneumonia before we got him. Then it turns out that he had a sinus infection from all the shit going around from Katrina. We took him to a specialist and spent $5,000 trying to save him, he never made it. He had about a year and a half with us which I was happy about because if they had found out about it before we adopted him he would have spent his last year or so without a home. I went back to the SF SPCA about half way through the whole ordeal and asked them to help and they basically told me to go get fucked. So FUCK them.

We got a Border Collie mix dog from a rescue place in northern California about a year or so ago and she is awesome with our little dog. She is in perfect health thank god.

[Trips]

Mine is easy.

Triple H= wrestling fan at 14
Htown= from houston.

And no one had it so there.

[Kyle E. Coyote]

Now that I changed mine (this site is a lot cooler than I thought at first, and I plan on sticking around), I guess I owe another explaination. Kyle E. Coyote is a play on Wile E. Coyote. One of my dad's old frat buddies gave me that nickname as a kid and it's stuck. Family, friends, everyone I've known for the last twenty years has called me Kyle E. Coyote.

[Goat Gosselin]

im not sure if i had posted in this a while ago or not, but here it is.

when i was in school i used to shave my head everyonce and a while and sometimes would go a year shaving my head, and i strated getting called Buzz or some buddies called me The Golden Child bc in summertime i tan up real good and kinda looked like an older version. then my cousin and friends started calling me versions of Buzz, kinda like the SNL skit with Rob Schnieder.
and one of the names they used was Buzard, and it kinda stuck and it reminds me of my luck (i get whats left of the luck, kinda like a buzzard gets whats left of the animals in the wild) and 69 was just a number i had used a long time ago and oddly enough there are a few buzard in things where u sign up so i needed a number and like a punk i used 69. better than a 68

[Soze]

i watched the usual suspects the day i signed up. i wasnt really planning on sticking around so i picked the first thing to come to my mind. i'm not sure if i like the screen name or not but it could have been worse i guess.

[DSF Guest 3]

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How did a Katrina dog end up on the left coast? Did some one drive hem there? Cause if my tax money paid to have a stray dog that could have been adopted close to home shipped off to Cali on an airplane that I can't afford a ticked for, I am gonna be a little unsettled!

[Soze]

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unless the dog was sipping champagne and eating caviar up in first class then i think it's money well spent. it probably only cost the airline about $5 a dog to ship em out in cargo. his dog and i'm sure many others found good homes, so whats the problem?

[DSF Guest 3]

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My problem??

There are not enough stray pets that need adoption in the mid coastal California section that need adopted that they have to ship in pets from other regions??

And is there proof that said dog was a Katrina refugee? Or was that some sob story that the people at the Shelter spewed out to get them adopted?

Don't get me wrong, I am all for taking in strays, I have to fight with Mrs. BC some of the time on that.

But, to think that Katrina pets made it halfway across the country just to be stuck in a shelter is a bit to much for me to buy.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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exactly. we don't ship the homeless to other cities, so why animals?

[lastlineofd]

Didn't they do that (ship ou the homeless) in '96 for the Atlanta Olympics? Supposedly it will happen here for 2010.

[caesar273]

Mine came about one night when my friends and I were all playing Age of Empires. It was everyman for himself and when I defeat 2 enemies that vastly outnumbered me, but didn't have as many advancements, I proclaimed that only Caesar himself could have pulled off as great a victory ( I was a history major). So after a few hrs of making my friends call me Caesar as I kicked their ass in the game and much gloating, the name kind of stuck. the 273 is because of Yahoo and needing the number. The 2 as in Caesar the second, and the 73 is the year I was born. And yes, I am a total geek!

[Mr Saxon]

Mr Saxon is an alias for The Master, because im a Doctor Who geek.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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i'd be cool with that...in fact, let's send all our homeless to canada. you guys have universal health care.

[effjay]

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I wish I could lie and say that I wasn't into E-Feds, but seriously, that shit was sooooooooo much fun back in the day. I credit writing the interviews with my incredibly quick typing skills, haha. Had to finish up the RPs in time to still get some old dial-up porn spank sessions in! We we're probably all in leagues around the same time, that's the funny thing. God, sometimes I actually miss AOL.

[MEGADOUCHE]

i honestly don't know why i picked this name. i made some stupid post in this thread forever ago, but the truth is, it just came to me. some of you may know i tried to change it...and i probably could have, but it just kind of stuck. someday, maybe, i'll change it, but iv'e grown to like it.

[DSF Guest 3]

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You have kinda grown on us like a fungus as well DOUCHE!

[DSF Guest 2]

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You two may want to have that looked at...

[MEGADOUCHE]

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thanks for that, BC.

[DSF Guest 3]

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So, it was your fault, huh??

[DSF Guest 2]

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I'm afraid it may be monkey fungus

[MEGADOUCHE]

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as long as it wasn't butt-fuckin', trunk monkey fungus!

[DSF Guest 3]

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Is there a cure for that in the ShastaVan? He has all kinds of goodies in there. Or so I am told.

[Thomas]

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Actually i can tell you where it came from ... or at least how it got popular.

Snoop Dogg's album Doggystyle (at least thats where it took off in pop culture)

He started using it a lot. Basically it is a pig Latin. Take all words and insert IZ in there. On Doggystyle Snoop says "Nine trIZey is the yIZear for me to fuck up shit."

That translates to Nine trey (three) is the YEAR for me to fuck up shit.

Later Snoop really popularized it by going overboard with all the FO Shizzle My Nizzle stuff. All that is based in a more exaggerated version of the same pig latin.


SOOOOOOOOOOOO

JAY + IZ = JIZZAY

get it??

[MickC]

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Fo' shizzle my nizzle!

[satan666]

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OMFG your thinking way too hard about rap music

[n2tattoos.lol]

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i don't think anyone ever accused him of thinking too hard

[jizzay]

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Thanks Thomas. Now I know and knowing is half the battle!

[n2tattoos.lol]

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what's the other half?

[MickC]

Stopping the jizz from getting into the eyes.

[jizzay]

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Dammit man, it was a GI Joe reference.

[jizzay]

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I always wipe your face for you, don't act like I don't.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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f'ing lol...were you guys separated at birth?

[jizzay]

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Nope I came first then beat the shit out of him as he was coming out.

[MickC]

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You do, but ever since you shaved it, your nutsack isn't very absorbent anymore.

[MickC]

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Remember, we came out of separate holes. You were the bowel baby

[jizzay]

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LMAO. But have you smelled your mom's vag? I got the better end of the deal.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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so thats why he's all bloody and brown

[MickC]

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No, he moonlights as a gerbil

[jizzay]

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Richard Gere's ass is cavernous. Oh You know, you live there.

[MickC]

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Well, its more of a holiday home for me.....

[jizzay]

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Ahh I see. Do you realize we are using two threads to flame each other?

[MickC]

Yeah, we should 'dome this shit, biatch!

[jizzay]

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See you there twat.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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awww, so cute! the boys went off to have a bitch-slap contest.

[MadamMeow]

In honor of Nachos I am bumping this thread. :D

My screen name comes from a character in The Legend of Zelda Links Awakening on Game Boy Color. Madam Meow-Meow intrigued me greatly. She had pet chain chops and let link borrow one to access a dungeon!

That year, I was given a cute little gray kitten. I knew when I saw her that I had to name her Madam Meow-Meow (MewMew for short). So in honor of that character and my beloved pet, who is 10 years old now, I have used this name for the vast majority of my handles ever since.

:D

[nachos1345]

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Sweet! :D

I was in school and decided to sign up for a Yahoo email, but all the names I wanted were already taken. The school lunch that day was nachos which I then combined my two favorite numbers, 13 and 45, and bingo, it seemed like a perfect match to me.

[MadamMeow]

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I really must say, it does seem like a perfect fit. :cool:

[Five Inch Taint]

Five Inch Taint was taken from an episode of Mr. Show.

Max Packer: I've got a five inch taint.

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[pisceschef]

My first sous chef gig was at a restaurant called Pisces. The then wife set up a new email account on the (at the time) brand new fangled yahoo mail. I've used it ever since.

[Homo_Explosion]

I have a very manipulating personality. When I was at Avionics school in Georgia I started to run with my new found military self confidence and I began fucking almost every chick I met within hours of meeting them.

All my buddies gave me the name Predator because my approach wasn't douchbaggy like most 21 year olds. It was calm, cool and calculated. It stuck with me for ten years until I met my wife and retired from the hunt.

[Trips]

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Is 13 and 45 your birth years? Are you Senor H?!

[nachos1345]

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I'm 664 years old.

[Aquaman43]

Quite a while back I was on a live aboard dive boat with a bunch of friends. I had a faded blue and neon green diveskin. When we were suiting up to get ready for our first dive of the trip, a friend of mine turned and told everyone I looked like Aquaman. It stuck, which I'm ok with. One of our other friends got tagged with the nickname Hoser on that trip. I don't think he's as happy with his.

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Fort Stewart? I went through Avionics school in the Air Force. Got to work and fly on some of the coolest planes in the world. I also went to Fort Stewart on joint close air support exercises with the Army. I was working on A-10A's at the time. Got drunk at the NCO club and a bunch of Warrant Officers almost had me talked into cross-service to enter helicopter pilot school. When I sobered up, I checked into it and found out if you wash out for any reason, you become a grunt. I enjoyed my cushy job and $130 a day per diem when I was in Japan to take the chance. :)

[Bradley Nowell]

And here I thought it was because you were a 43yo super hero:mad:

[Fever]

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and I assumed it was because we already had a GoldenShowers69 on down.

[Homo_Explosion]

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My school was the same way. You tested every 2 weeks for 10 months. If you fail on Thursday you retest on Friday. If you fail again, you start the ENTIRE MOS School from day one again :( .
Fail again and you get re-classed as a cook or clerk somewhere. :mad:

They only ALLOW the top 3% GT scores to APPLY for Avionics in the Army so getting to go is a really big deal. To washout and re-class is devastating. I knew of 5 soldiers who killed themselves by jumping off the roofs of their barracks because instead of nice cushy jobs with plenty of advancement, they would have to spend the next 5 years working in the motorpool in Korea.


They have A-10 Wart Hogs at the Air Guard base in Windsor Locks, CT

No, I was at Ft. Gordon in Augusta, GA right down the street from where they play the Master's.

3rd Sqd Ldr. 1st Plt Bravo Co. 63rd Ord Btl. 15th Sig Brig.

Hoooah!!!!


EDIT: I flew in Blackhawks for my Guard Unit in CT about twice a month. We refurbished them from the ground up. If you worked on it, you went on the test flight. No if, ands or buts. YOU HAD TO FLY (Kind of like Fight Club) to ensure that you payed attention to detail (Re-occuring military theme)

[Frothy Afterbirth]

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Oh BULLSHIT man, at the closest, Ft. Gordon's Gate 1 is like 14 miles away from Augusta National. 16-17 mile away from Gate 5.

[Homo_Explosion]

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Well it was down the street when you go down the roads that lead to the post being like highways where you can do 50mph easy.

[MillyMc]

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I coulda sworn you got your nickname as you were introducing yourself to the neighborhood as required by law.

[Frothy Afterbirth]

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Tahaha sure on Deans Bridge, Bobby Jones, and Gordon Hwy, but you can't do 50 mph on Washington Rd. except only at night.

[Homo_Explosion]

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Dude, I haven't been there in 13 years but we would get there pretty quickly if we wanted to. South Carolina was right around the corner too so we would get fireworks cheap too. Class Six was the best benefit though!!!

[pisceschef]

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8 year olds dude.

[nachos1345]

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What's a pederast, Walter?

[Frothy Afterbirth]

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You're also forgetting, hardcore porn can only be found in N. Augusta. I haven't been there in 17 years but I grew up in Augusta so I still know it like the back of my hand.

[strommsarnac]

Nothing exciting with mine. I made it up when I was a kid playing D&D. I've used it for a computer ID since getting on to college dial-in services in the late 70's when we had a Commodore PET and an acoustic 50baud modem. Kept it all through the years. I've used it on hundreds of dial-in BBS's, online services, free email hosts, msg boards even on dejanews pretty heavily and felt it sucked eggs when google forced them to merge.

Only cool thing is I got to play in a game Gygax himself was DM'ing and he looked at me, that goofy looking eight year old hanging with teenagers (two older brothers and other teens) and at my character sheet and said "Cool name. Do you know who Strom Thrumond is?" I had no clue who he was talking about.

I must have about 20 other aliases too.

[nitro_girl]

Nitro girls were a promo girl team at Auto Salon (big car show in NZ) when I went years ago. A few guys asked for my autograph as we were walking around and we finally clicked that they thought I was part of the promo team because my jacket was similar... the nickname nitro girl stuck for a while but nobody would remember it now so I figure its a good screen name :o

[Fever]

Basketball, @ 6'5" 250lbs the low post is my home.
But I also played some tight end and free safety in college, where I could run and protected a pretty mean post route for a large body.

[nachos1345]

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Sorry, I wasn't listening.

[Bradley Nowell]

Don't tell anybody, I'm in the DSF Witness Protection Program. Had to change my name in a hurry, and was listening to Sublime at the time. Seems so long ago... You can keep a secret, right?

[Fever]

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homo. :eek:

I actually almost deleted that part when I wrote it, knowing you'd catch it!

predictable faggo

[nachos1345]

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Mr. Stout is that you?

[Bradley Nowell]

Never heard of 'em.

[nachos1345]

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Hmm...

[Bradley Nowell]

Sherlock Nachos on the case.

[Bradley Nowell]

Wasn't he one of the banned ones?

[nachos1345]

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I couldn't resist.

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I think he was a racist.

[rocker182]

I always put rocker cus thats what all the rap ppl called me in high school cus of my musical taste and the 182 is because every time i put just rocker its always taken on boards and such

[nachos1345]

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Another quote to add to my already too large sig. :D

[Cactus Jack]

cactus jack = i love wrestling, am training to be a pro wrestler, and think mick foley is one of the greats.

[mr.brownfella]

my story is simple but true...

The name was to annoy this chick in yahoo chat. Many moons and suns ago. So, instead she liked the name and called me "B" all the time...I should have stuck with my original name....

that's the story.

[n2tattoos.lol]

i picked my name because i like dogs.

[nachos1345]

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Better.

[Homo_Explosion]

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Oh BABY you're making me wet!

Lets get together and you can train my tight end with your large body!

XOXO-
Pred

[gimmebeer]

I already had a sammich

[slickricksdick]

So I had a girlfriend once a few years back before either marriage. One night as we were lying in the back of my pickup making out she asked me if I was hard. I said "hard like slick rick's dick, baby." She started laughing and I didn't get no sticky wicky from her that night. I told my buds about it and the nickname sort of stuck.
-SRD

[skywalker]

I don't have a cool story filled with adolescent debauchery and one liners like SRD. Mine is based on my first name, if you can guess what that is???

[nachos1345]

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Steve?

[Fever]

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wait, the old Lucas became Satan, now what's Skywalker's next move? to Lucas? who will then become Satan? does that push Satan back to Lucas? or to Skywalker?

[strommsarnac]

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Anakin or Leia? Gotta be Leia.

[maxbailey]

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I think it's Young Master, it has that nice ring to it.

[Bradley Nowell]

^^^I remember where his name comes from.

[maxbailey]

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That'll save me from posting it again then.

[Bradley Nowell]

Max and Bailey were the first two guys to make him feel like Ned Beatty, so he immortalized them in his screen name.

[skywalker]

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What are you guys talking about it's Edwardo ???

[maxbailey]

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Correct.

[Aquaman43]

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The Class Six store would make a sane man reenlist. When I was stationed in Okinawa, we had 3 typhoons come through. When we hit Typhoon Condition 2, it meant we were getting hit. Everyone sent a delegate to the Class Six store to stock up because we'd be locked in the dorms or someone's house until it was over. If you got to the Class Six store too late, you would be staring at an empty cooler and 3 bottles of Plum Schnapps.

[shaolin420]

yeah...i'm originally from staten island, shaolin is a nickname, if you will, for SI ( you prob heard it in WU-TANG tracks).... got my ass kicked and robbed a few too many times for my liking, and lost my job, so I've since relocated to the Detroit metro area (much safer place...:rolleyes: ), where I'm 23, live with my grandma and still havent found a job in 4 months........yeah, im pretty fuckin cool. ;) Luckily Burger King has double cheeseburgers for $1, so I'm hoping heavy consumption of them will clog the 'ol arteries soon.


Great forum.

[pisceschef]

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Cool story Bro. Now post some tits or GTFO.

http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/96724510598122910127.jpg (http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/)

Be a conformist bitch

[Homo_Explosion]

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I thought I died and went to heaven first time I went in the one at Ft. Gordon. 40oz's of Old English sold for like $1.50 or something really fucking cheap (It was the mid 90's). Funny how even though I was drinking my ass off every night after final formation, all the PT in the morning and during the day at AIT with the D.S.'s fucking with us, I was still in perfect physical condition.

We went to Tobyhanna, PA for our summer camp one year and went through a drive through liquor store in the Government van. Dude in front of us was buying 3 kegs and they were wheeling them out to his truck like he was at McDonalds.

[MEGADOUCHE]

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You were abused as a nOOb, weren't you...

[shaolin420]

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I did.....my moms

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4587&page=51

I got the privelege of draining those flap jacks for 6 years, player.

[Foetus]

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who didnt?

[pisceschef]

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I still abuse myself.

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Goodness. Your scintillating wit and rapier sharp comeback put me in my place. I have no retort. Good day sir.

[marccrow]

Mine is obviously my name, but there is a story behind that.
My mom worked at 3M in the 70's, on an assembly line. I think she must have been a quality checker of disks, or whatever was coming down the line.
When a defective product came down the line, she yelled out MARK!

I guess my parents considered me defective goods.

I use Phalapatate as a screen name sometimes. Don't remember the exact story behind that one, but I do remember sitting in a Chili's about 10 years ago and telling a funny story about a dog with its head hanging out the window of a car going down the highway. One of the girls that I was there with was laughing about the dogs tongue falapatating in the wind. I have no clue where she came up with that, but we wrote it down on a coaster after we changed the spelling. Still have the coaster. Can't see the phalapatate written in a pink ink pen anymore though.

[Foetus]

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verbose

Main Entry: verbose
Pronunciation: \(ˌ)vər-ˈbōs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin verbosus, from verbum
Date: 1672
1 : containing more words than necessary : wordy a verbose reply; also : impaired by wordiness a verbose style
2 : given to wordiness a verbose orator

[MadamMeow]

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It might be verbose but I thought the top half was funny. :o

[marccrow]

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Let me trim it down for you a little then: FU

fuck you

Also get fucked; go fuck yourself. A curse meaning "go to hell." For example, Fuck you, go get your own dinner! or Get out of here, get fucked! or, as John Dos Passos had it in 1919 (1931): "Joe got sore and told him to go fuck himself." The first and third of these vulgar curses date from the late 1800s, and the second from about 1950.

[Foetus]

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[decano67]

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Oh shit! FLASHBACK! I was in Okinawa '92~94 as a DOD contractor teaching High School English and had all the benefits of an NCO/Officer. Typhoon Condition 2 was an excuse to have a 3 day drunken party and gamble your paycheck away playing dominoes and poker...Good times!

[ultramount]

Needed a username one day for another site and had a package on my desk with a marine electronic mount that was called an Ultramount. I liked it and have been using it since.

[slickricksdick]

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Jesus Christ... I hope you don't bring dates back from the dead from this long ago, shit.
-SRD

[maxbailey]

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http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/51746255033371423436.gif (http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/)
Now
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Tits-Or-GTFO/1/bugstitsgtfo.gif (http://www.funnyforumpics.com)

[satan666]

Holy resurrected threads!

[Pobs]

Old nickname. Been using it online since I've been, well, online.

[spiritwolf_1978]

my ass smells like my fingers
spiritwolf_1978

[Bob Wehadababyitsboy]

When I first got married, we struggled with money. In order to have a phone, we had the long distance blocked on our phone. If we needed to call someone, we used to call collect. It became a running joke that we always said for our name, it's Bobwehadababyitsaboy, from the 1-800-Collect commercials. Then whoever we called would call us back using their money, not ours.

[Tablefor5]

Holy shit...how did I never see this thread. I read the first few pages...some originals in there that have either been banned or just gone!

Tablefor5

Simple...Married w/ 3 kids. When we go out to eat they say how man? Table for 5 bitch!

[thermos]

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I feel pathetic for even remembering that your old name used to be surpluspacemaker. reason #432 why I had to take an internet sabbatical.

(reason #431 was my recreation of an imaginary MFFFFF gangbang by printing out head shot pictures of Jo, Amy, Bexxx, Cell and Suz and facialing them all - only to be caught by my office building cleaning lady. Awkward conversation.)

[Tablefor5]

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she hot?

[thermos]

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yes. but my olfactory bulb is enlarged - so I'm abnormally aroused by the scent of strong cleaning agents? I think it's clouding my judgment. that old woman was like henri matisse w/ her feather duster on my scrotebag too.

[nortonburgess]

For all it's worth.... I live in a small town west of Chicago and there is a manufacturing plant here - probably one of the last in the US the way things are going. It's called Burgess Norton.

So I just turned it around because it sounds like some haughty douchebag, and I've been known to script some rather haughty, douchebaggery verse in the past. And will most likely do so in the future. :D

The result of an extremely dry sense of humor.

[Homo_Explosion]

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You should hook up with pobsey then!
http://imgur.com/IXFug.jpg

[nortonburgess]

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Who is Pobsey?

[Homo_Explosion]

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You'll find out if you don't pussy out and quit DSF. He's cool and has a big dick.

You'll love it :D

[nortonburgess]

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I've no intention of quitting DSF. My job is one in which I have a little extra time throughout the day and quite frankly, this site makes me laugh out loud often. Which, given the economy a good laugh is worth a million.

[kjshadow]

My name comes from the fact that when I was younger we moved around alot and I became a name no one heard enough so in my opinon I was a shadow and I stuck kj on to honor my bro who passed when I was 12

[brodiemaxx]

Mine is easy. When me and my ex were together and she was preggo, we were going to give our son up for adoption. It was a very tough call to make, but on the day he was born we kept him. I had already had multiple conversations with her that if we keep him I want his name to be Brodie Maxx S********, and when he was born I had already used the name to set up my myspace and a couple of other things and I just ran with it cause I love the name. In my avy you see the inspiration for both names: Brodie from Kevin Smiths Mallrats and The Maxx comic by Sam Keith. Thats all I got

[Foetus]

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http://imgur.com/j15Wn.gif

[thermos]

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I haz a real sad for you. no wonder you're online playing internet escapism.

my handle is derived from the name of my stillbirth son 'therm' + the sound my late mother used to make (OS!) when she was getting raped by my grandfather during the Jimmy Carter-era recession.

jesus man, are you always this depressing?

EDIT: hi foetus! Forgive me, I'm still kicking off the rust.

[kjshadow]

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Was not meant to be depressing just telling you about my screen name

[Foetus]

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thats exactly what i was trying to say with my gif (all of it) :p except for the "hi foetus" part

[Homo_Explosion]

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Tell me about how many cocks you sucked last night :D

[kjshadow]

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Fucker:D

[slickricksdick]

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Yeah, but after you pay taxes on that (both standard and the new ObamaCare taxes) you'll only have about $47.50 left, just enough to afford a Happy Meal at McDonald's (after the fast food tax goes into effect).
-SrD

[nortonburgess]

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You rounded up..... it's more like $47.00.

The amazing thing about this cuntry we call the United States, is that there was a party - oh, somewhere in the vicinity of December 16, 1773 in direct relation to bullshit taxes.

Will history repeat itself? A friend of mine sent me an email the other day which read "Go Green - Recycle Congress in 2010". I've decided to go in, and go green.

[slickricksdick]

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Your avy to me looks like your usrnm should be minisnuka.
-SrD

[Homo_Explosion]

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In your honor

http://imgur.com/PFoZB.png

[pisceschef]

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Sir,

While I understand your desire to express your views and is your right under the Constitution of these fair United States, I do ask that you code your links when quoting external websites. To do this edit your post, go advanced, and highlight said links. Then click on the # button.
In the future all questions regarding this and other posting issues in this forum will be answered in the FAQ.

Good Day.

[Homo_Explosion]

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Easy Ed.
You're going to give our kind a bad name.

[nortonburgess]

Sirs.... I did what was asked but the g** d***** thing did whatever it did above.

Go easy, remember I'm a noob and have never posted images on here.

[Foetus]

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Hold........Hold........Hold..........

http://imgur.com/tQsgi.jpg

[pisceschef]

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While I certainly understand your frustration at intuiting the manner in which our forum works, I feel compelled to remind you that profanity shows an ignorance of vocabulary or laziness in regards to it's use.

Good day.

[Magnusrex]

mine is simple. i took Latin (not latina smartasses) in high school, before it was a dead langauge. two words Magnus and Rex. i have a large ego so it worked for me.

[nortonburgess]

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A reasonable retort, however the expression of said frustration was deemed appropriate at the time. I have therefore taken it upon myself to amend said offensive language at your request.

Edit: I have subsequently read the FAQ and am now versed in the application of images. Thank you.

http://mnfu.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/reservoir-dogs-mexican-standoff2.jpg

[Pobs]

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You keep everything, don't you? :)

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That would be me.

[Stantz]

About a decade ago I purchased a Dreamcast, and my tentative foray onto the interwebz began, albeit in a 50Hz, 12.8kbps dial-up kinda way.

anyway, I was heavily into Ghostbusters at the time (still best film EVAR), and one of the main characters shares the same christian name as me, but that one was taken, so i went with my second choice and it's stuck since then

[brodiemaxx]

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Winston Zeddmore?

[Homo_Explosion]

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Shoulda gone for Zool!!!

[Foetus]

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Zuul?

[brodiemaxx]

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He's lying. It wasn't a main character. His birth name is Louis Tully.

[Pobs]

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Clearly he is Walter Peck! :D

[Foetus]

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clearly if his name is not Zuul, it must be Gozer

[Pobs]

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Sure he's not Vinz Clortho?

[brodiemaxx]

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Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

[Foetus]

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possibly. or it could be Dana Barrett. Dana can be a mans name as well, you know