I Am Phillip McCracken And I Have Arrived In The Drunken Stepfather Forum Of The Day

[Phillip McCracken]

Hello Everyone. I Am Phillip McCracken. I visit the front page quite a bit, and I think Jesus is Genius.

This is one of the only 2 sites i visit with any regularity on the internet.

People don't really like me, and i think its cause i dont have a problem expressing myself and being brutally honest with my opinion on any given subject.

I started doing a podcast, albeit the wrong way from what i understand, for a few months now.

if youd like to check them out, you can visit my myspace....

www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken

...there in my blog there is links to listen to them or download them.

while your there, feel free to add me as a friend. I like having friends.

I hope to be a regular contributer back here as much as I do on the front page.

If I get a smile back here a 20th of the amount of times I get a smile on the front page...well, I dont think the smile will ever be removed from my face.

Take Care everyone, im looking forward to good times, so dont dissapoint!!!

[DSF Guest 1]

not to be an ass or anything.....no wait, I'm gonna be an ass cause I'm hungover like a motherfucker......dude, there is a thread titled INTRODUCE YOURSELF.....you think because you stole your screename from Bart Simpson you deserve your own thread? I've only seen about 3 or 4 threads here dedicated to people that are not in porn, people like Thomas, Fsmak, Binary Jester....look them up and see what it takes.....

[DSF Guest 8]

:) I will give ya smile tho for the effort. Welcome to the "We annihilate souls" forum :)

[Phillip McCracken]

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Yes!!! :)

seriously tho, i didnt REALLY need my own thread, but everyone always tells me im special. So, i figured since i am special i should have my own thread.

[DSF Guest 1]

earn your stripes here...
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/191/eystrgz9.jpg

[goonarms]

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The only people who called you special were the ones that caught you licking the windows on the short bus you rode in on....

[Tobias Funke]

Special how mother fucker...special like a clown? Do we make you laugh....huh!!!!

[DSF Guest 1]

OK, here's ya a smiley....

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/5071/picture201429fp1.gif

[Phillip McCracken]

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OOC does many many posts i have on the front page count?

and for the record, i never rode the short bus... i drove it....

LOL u guys are funny. i was hoping the people back here would be

[DSF Guest 1]

a few good contributions here will earn you some respect....
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?p=22918#post22918

and also notice your title...admins here also have a sense of humor as well....

[DSF Guest 2]

Guys,

Maybe I can help a little with Phils cred around here. Unless I'm mistaken, he is the same PhillipMcCracken that interviewed our very own Jacklyn. If your nice, he might even provide the video link for us?

[Phillip McCracken]

that is me, and its definetely not a problem, heres the video interview....

Click Here For Video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4828032775618348814)

and, heres the weekly podcast it was featured in...

Click Here For Podcast (http://audioo.com/listen/track/37189a7447ebd20/)

[The Godfather]

What is with the damn teddybear? Is this shit for adults? :confused:

[Phillip McCracken]

its a beaver.

[The Godfather]

Lucas,

Change this dude's screen name to Jerry Mathers.

[Tobias Funke]

by the way uhm, I think you need to you, uhm, better prepare, uhm, your interview style uhm, and maybe uhm, learn to speak...you put it out there, where gonna take shots at it!!!

[Phillip McCracken]

take shots all you want, dont bother me in the slightest.

but, it was the 1st time i interviewed someone, and had to do it really Ghetto which is why it turned out the way it did, but thats the point, in case you missed it, its CALLED "Ghetto Ass Interview"

and the problem was, i WAS prepared, i had a set script i was trying to read off of and i cant read my own hand writing, as well as trying to work the camera and shit at the same time.

it was the 1st time, if i do a second interview it will prolly be much better my casts have gotten better and better each week as i figure out what works and what doesnt.

plus all that matters is i have fun doing them, and i think if you ask Jaclyn she was also satisfied by the interview and ALSO had alot of fun.

[The Godfather]

Here's your avatar when you earn the right to have one:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Jawjabill/Various/sp7.jpg

[Phillip McCracken]

i dont get it? it has nothing to do with Jerry Mathers.

its a stuffed beaver? ike trimumph or greg the bunny?

it has nothing to do with that show.

[towdog]

Come on Jawja.....don't you think you're being a little rough on the Beaver?

[Randal Graves]

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This makes me wonder. Why the fuck don't I have a thread dedicated to me. :confused: Probably because I'm pathetic or something. Well I'm off to kill myself.


BTW, props on the "short bus" rating Lucas.

[The Godfather]

I guess you're right. I will leave the Beav out of this: Welcome McCracken!

[Jaclyn]

Hey Phillip! I Love You! You're the best! Can't wait to do another podcast with you! :D

[Phillip McCracken]

Jaclyn!!! well im counting on you doing a throrogh review of the X files movie when it comes out for my cast!!!

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

Phillip

people who dont put pics on their myspace freak me out, because i think they are most likely fat, lazy, drunken assholes who sit around on the internet all day fucking with people.

wait....shit.

[Phillip McCracken]

uh yeah...."Phillip McCracken" is my alter ego....

funny how Jesus Martinez gets worshipped by everyone here for doing the same thing, having an alter ego that isnt his own to express his opinions about celebrites...and i get made fun of and attacked....

hm. i figured the FORUM of drunken stepfather, the people here actually GOT people like Jesus....

not to say that im in the same league as him....im not, nor do i think i am, but thats not the point....the point is, i have an alter ego just like he does....


i find it funny that i get ripped for doing that on the forum of someone who does the same thing said forum is attached too....i figured the people here would "get" that... oh well, guess not.

i guess you really think "Phillip McCracken" is my real name too huh?

and there is pictures on phillips myspace. in fact there is, oh, 20 pictures on phillips myspace....not only must you be briandead, you also must be blind since you didnt see said 20 pictures on Phillip's myspace.

as for me, in real life i might be fat and an asshole, but i am far from lazy, i have a full time job where in i do manual labor type stuff and i am not a drunkard....and since well i have a full time job, i am not on the internet at all during the day, so being online all day isnt an option.

but i appreciate you guessing at someone's personal life and personality without actually knowning them...nothing like trying to be a E-Thug, or, i guess in your case, a E-bitch since your a women, and failing miserably.

you get a D- for Effort tho!!!

[EdmondDantes]

Dude...take a deep breath and re-read Marie Eve's post.

that "wait....shit" at the end? An obvious reference to Jesus....She was obviously teasing ya.

Not like she needs people to defend her or anything, but hey, no need to take it literally and personally. I feel everyone's welcome here if they bring their sense of humor, keep it friendly and don't anything so seriously.

[Phillip McCracken]

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last time i checked....Jesus doesnt have a myspace.....which is why i took it so literal and as if i was being attacked....

if it was not meant that way i am sorry, but, i realize im new, and people here might not know me, but nothing bothers me, but im not gonna let someone attack me for no reason and without cause, even if i AM new, KNOWING that said people who have been around someplace alot longer than me would have their side taken.

if it was a joke, and i didnt take it that way, i apologize, but the fact Jesus doesnt have a myspace is pretty much the reason why i took it as a literal attack on my charachter....which normally i wouldnt care about, but its just that people dont know me, if it was 6 month from now, and someone thought something like that, well, thats a different story....

[TylerB]

He's got a facebook. With no pics.

[binary_jester]

Doesn't matter. You people are figments of my imagination, which depresses the shit out of me for my utter lack of imagination.

Fuck.

[Randal Graves]

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GET THE NEW GUY!!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/attack.jpg


but seriously, if you're going to take every silly comment as a personal attack you're going to hate it here.

[Jaclyn]

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DEFINITELY! I can't wait! :)

[goonarms]

Dude, relax... We here at the DS just like to bash down the new guy especially one who makes a thread and dedicates the shit to himself... that is pretty ballsy... so As a long standing memeber of the DS forums we have to bash you to make you realize you have to earn your "understanding" here... Seeing how your in with another member who has come to be liked around these parts *Jaclyn*(now to figure out if its because she has boobs and isn't to hard on the eyes or if its because we like what she has to say is for a different time) I say welcome but the hazing isn't quite over....... yet!

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

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Errr.... go back and read what I wrote. I was actually taking a stab at Jesus there, genius.

And yeah you do have pics on your myspace. Of a STUFFED FUCKING BEAR.

How clever!!

[Tommy Gunz]

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lol true that

[Phillip McCracken]

its a beaver. not a bear.

im all for having a good time ok, obviously, but, uh, jesus doesnt have a MYSPACE...if the comment was..."myspace OR facebook" i wouldve GOTTEN the joke, and realized that someone was being as "asshole" not an ASSHOLE.

so yeah i took it personally, sorry, like i said, not that i need jokes EXPLAINED to me....but if he dont have a myspace how am i supposed to "get" that someone is fucking around and not attacking me?

[goonarms]

we always fuck around here??? :P

[Tobias Funke]

What Phil you have a Beaver? Wow, does that mean you can actually fuck yourself? (See, I like to kid, it makes me feel better about my sad and pathetic life...welcome to the sad little club of DS Board users.)

[Randal Graves]

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That makes you one step ahead of the others retarded kids who ride the short bus with you. A short bus is the worst place to tell a joke.







P.S. That was a joke unless you truly are retarded. If that's the case I'm just a dickhead who just made fun of a tard.

[Jules Winfield]

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...I missed this fuckhead....dude you are the internet embodiment of every character Jack McBrayer ever played; a pathetic, long-winded twat with an unjustified, elevated sense of peoples' interest in him.
You're like that little kid who was ignored by his parents, so whenever his parents talked to him, he got diarrhea mouth, forgot to breath then after a loud, breathless 7 minutes realized his mommy and daddy were only talking to him check if he was still alive. Upon finding out he was still alive they cursed their luck at producing such an ass-baby and proceeded to pay neighbor kids to beat the crap out their little wonder-child.

You're the socially inept guy at a party who instead talking about something appropriate for a party you want to talk about your blog. Everyone knows that one cool dude who is never at a party without his guitar and plays great tunes and always gets laid...you are at the negative side, light-years away from him on the Cool Spectrum.

Someone on here is going to follow-up my post with a very clever comment about how you're cool like a '73 Gremlin. All of us are going chide and laugh and you are going to come back with something lame like; "My uncle had a '73 Gremlin and he put a body-kit on it and a Skyline, twin-turbo motor w/ NOS and he raced it in Tokyo, really fast around turns..." To which we'll call you a tool and start a petition thread to get your queer-bait ass thrown out of here.

If you ever, EVER compare yourself to Jesus Martinez again I'll find the worst thing associated with you on the internet and send it to your mom...So, unless you want your brain-dead, had-sex-once-on-a-dare-and-had-you-mom to see your bukkake photos then you need to know your place and stop being a fuck-stick.

I appreciate you validating nearly everything, everyone on this forum has already said. Based on your fantastic and revealing expose on how boring and pathetic your life is the only thing I'm speculating is just how big of a faggot are you? I'm all ready for your, fast as a cinder block in molasses, response to all of the FAG references I've made and will continue to make when you post later through your tears, "You must be in the closet because you called me all sort of butt-piratey names..." Sod Off you Lout.

I'm done.


Love,
RB


PS: I saw your alter-ego propositioning to men in the back alley behind the mall last night....might want to get a new one and start over on my site....just a thought....


PSS: For an unsettling image of who just annihilated your soul follow the link...The RogerBrunswick Experience (http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3119&page=9)

[DSF Guest 1]

damn RB, I tried to come down soft on him...but he didn't get it...now maybe noobs will understand why Lucas "guy in charge" quotes you in his sig....

you're my boy RB!!!!!

[towdog]

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Holy shit. That's what I would call an internet skull fuck. Remind me to stay on your good side.

[goonarms]

RB... I'm glad you forgot the lube when you decided to anally rape this poor soul!

[Randal Graves]

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No shit. I have some cyber fear of RB now.

[Jules Winfield]

I love you guys, back.

-RB


PS: where's dear ole' phillip?

[Phillip McCracken]

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sorry i was actually outside living a life off the internet, something which you must not be accustomed too.

BTW, i hope the irony of this guy saying...

"Based on your fantastic and revealing expose on how boring and pathetic your life is the only thing I'm speculating is just how big of a faggot are you?"

...and then proceeding to write an essay about me, whom he doesnt actually know isnt lost on anyone...

and...

" RB... I'm glad you forgot the lube when you decided to anally rape this poor soul!"

how could this be true if it doesnt bother me, again, the irony of this after this guy is trying to claim IM a faggot, yet hes the one going around on the net trying to ass rape people via his words....

dude. believe what you want, but, the reality is, it actually says alot about someone who goes around the internet trying to claim that someone that they DONT KNOW is actually a faggot....its actually really pretty creepy too.

why in fact would you want someone who you dont know to actually in reality be gay?

hey roger, maybe give Jesus a call on one of his lines on the front page, maybe he can give you his contact over at shrinktalk.net and maybe you can work out some issues you are obviously not ready to admit or come to terms with about your self, as opposed to projecting onto someone whom you dont know on the internet.

[goonarms]

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I don't really think it matters if it bothers you at all.... pretty much a rape is a rape weither it bothers you or not

[Jules Winfield]

...That you would put so much effort into defending your shitting little existence.

Please refer to the following post:N00BS (http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2744)

I really don't care whether or not you are gay, dude...You need to realize what this forum is about before you blast in here and assume any of us give a fuck about you.

If you go back and look at all of the established members of this forum's first couple of posts, you'll see that most of us hung back a bit to catch the vibe of the place before we started throwing down with the old school. The majority of us started by flooding these forum pages with tons of porn and tons of links to porn, before we even started talking to each other. It was akin to the motorcycle wave...a silent gesture to a fellow biker. We posted porn...a wordless gesture to fellow porn fans...Then we became friends.

I subscribe to the more the merrier...just don't be a toolshed. You rushing in here making all sorts of assumptions was immature and tool-ish.

Welcome to the forum; check out some porn, read some posts, get a feel for it....and join our happy throng....

love,
RB


PS: A thick skin is mandatory...honestly no one on here unless they ask cares about what you do when you aren't on here...

[DSF Guest 1]

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McCracken, quit while your this far behind....its just gonna get worse...you get front page smileys...yaaaa for you....this is the room in the back of a bar...you need "street cred" to get into....I said before....earn your stripes....

[Randal Graves]

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This guy does seem really impressed with himself for leaving comments on the front page. I didn't even know anyone posted or read the comments on the front page posts. I never have until two minutes ago when I went to read some of these great comments Phil claims to post.


Here's one:

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This reminds me of that desperate fucking loser in the Stan song by Eminem. As if Jesus or anyone else gives a fuck if he has time to come check the site out. Phil, just go back out front and continue telling Jesus how much you miss him and want him inside of you.

[Jules Winfield]

....I've never even been to the front page...and i've got my Avatar...who fuckin' cares...?

[Jules Winfield]

...Let's all throw in our two cents about how Phil became such a cock-suckin, little putz....


I'll start:

He has no father, his mother wishes he had no mother....He's still a virgin, and he's proud of his "Manual Labor job"... He also has a mis-placed, elevated sense of self worth because he's a fuck stick...but thinks he's so clever and witty...

[Jules Winfield]

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No one reads those and Jesus cries when he reads them because they are so lame...

[Phillip McCracken]

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if you guys say so...

u know what i love? IM a virgin....but the forum at this site is a complete sausage party...

have fun during your circle jerks, seeing whose cock is bigger and who can cum the furthest....

i think ill just stick to posting some music in the Music forum, since the level of intelligence here is pretty pathetic. and whats funny is, i wouldve thought that the people posting on the forum on a site run by someone as witty and intelligent as Jesus wouldve come close to that...

couldnt be anymore wrong.

[Randal Graves]

I was bored and I wanted to hear what Phil's voice sounded like so I listened to a couple of minutes of his podcast. WOW is all I can say. I actually feel kinda bad for all of the shit we've given him. From his posts I gathered he wasn't overly smart, but dang, this guy is most likely mentally retarded. Listen to 2 minutes and you will probably less inclined to make fun of him.

http://audioo.com/#section:home_tracks_viewtrack_e8d0124866b7602/

[DSF Guest 1]

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your post speaks for itself.....