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HDkiller
04-12-2008, 02:11 PM
I heard this from a friend of mine...

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!

Which makes the joke really funny.

beastley
04-12-2008, 02:41 PM
yo, ur getting really fucking annoying.
im not a major poster, but all the shit between tyler and pendragon was enough.
no one needs you to start more shit. so shut the fuck up and stop instigating.

Striker
04-12-2008, 02:45 PM
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Yeah, him and the people posting links to that euro club whatever shit.

HDkiller
04-12-2008, 02:45 PM
I'm sorry... did I offend you? Don't click the link. I have only posted in a couple (3 I think) of threads :(

DSF Guest 2
04-12-2008, 02:49 PM
Pen,

Nice to have you back, even if it's your evil twin.

HDkiller
04-12-2008, 02:53 PM
Naw, Pen is my uncle who happens to be sitting across the room. He is still pissed about the whole TylerB thing. Since he being such an asshole about it, I thought I would come out of lurker status and "help" him out.

randomhoudini
04-12-2008, 02:54 PM
If HDKiller really is Pendragon then I for one am saddened by the fact that he's shitting all over his legacy on the board.

When I was n00b he was one of the peope I respected, but now?

It's like finding out your dad molests your dog or something.

HDkiller
04-12-2008, 02:56 PM
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Damn, what do I have to do? I will take a picture I guess and post it of Pen and me. He posted his picture on the board somewhere I know.

Striker
04-12-2008, 02:57 PM
Yes, do so.

HDkiller
04-12-2008, 03:13 PM
Allright...here is the picture. It isn't pretty but you did ask for it...unmodified date & time stamp on it.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg229/pendragon142000/IMAGE_00083.jpg

Randal Graves
04-12-2008, 03:17 PM
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Now that it has been proven that HDKiller isn't Pen it's more like HD is shitting on Pen's legacy....

HDkiller
04-12-2008, 03:20 PM
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I don't understand that statement... I haven't done anything against the rules have I?

Striker
04-12-2008, 03:26 PM
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Uploaded to his photobucket account (http://s249.photobucket.com/albums/gg229/pendragon142000/) which also contains the pic of him (http://s249.photobucket.com/albums/gg229/pendragon142000/?action=view&current=PhoneImports021.jpg) he posted in the "post a pic of yourself" thread. I guess it's true. You are either his nephew like you claim, or him and he took that pic with someone else.

In the case of the former, bitch slap him for letting your annoying ass on here. In the case of the latter, stop shitting all over your rep.

randomhoudini
04-12-2008, 03:30 PM
You've posted the same joke in at least 3 threads, a joke that isn't funny, not even in the current context. That joke is also your sig. I don't know if this against the rules but it's fucking retarded and whilst I don't know about anyone else I for one am getting mighty pissed off about it.

Pendragon and TylberB don't like each other and had their spat. Pendragon saw fit to leave, which I genuinely feel is a shame but I can understand why he did it. Kinda. And while I think the removal of his links was petty and childish I resepect his decision to leave.

Then you come in and proceed to squat and start letting this campaign against TylerB flood from your distended cyber anus.

Not cool bro. Not cool.

HDkiller
04-12-2008, 03:33 PM
Not cool isn't against the rules...when someone in authority make a decision fine I will abide by it. I posted the joke in the offensive jokes thread cause I think its offensive. I made it my sig cause I think its funny. The third was to start my own thread

Randal Graves
04-12-2008, 03:37 PM
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This forum doesn't really have rules so no, but you makes posts and threads that are specifically started to cause shit. You're basically coming here making attacks on Tyler because Pen had a problem with him. Pen chose to leave, he wasn't forced out, but it seems you feel the need to keep the forcing the issue by being a dick to Tyler instead of letting things die. Below is the experience most of us here strive for. It's OK to disagree, but respect is the name of the game as far as I'm concerned.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2744

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Randal Graves
04-12-2008, 03:40 PM
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LOL..............

HDkiller
04-12-2008, 04:09 PM
I respect that answer by Leroy from Roger. It is the first one that isn't stupid. I will now leave well enough alone and be a good poster.

goonarms
04-14-2008, 11:46 AM
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Still at 33 posts chum... noob status for sure!

randomhoudini
04-14-2008, 11:51 AM
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Are we including the ridiculous amount of lurking I've done or not?

goonarms
04-14-2008, 11:57 AM
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well considering you've joined in October of 07 which is only 5 months after the boards opened... It'll be safe to say your probably fucked up like the rest of us :)

randomhoudini
04-14-2008, 12:02 PM
I'd have joined sooner but I've only had stable 'net access from October.