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noneyabizness
07-24-2010, 09:34 PM
I am looking to start buying a couple toys here and there for me and my gal but i'm deathly afraid of a package that says ABC sex toy inc. or something. Do they all ship in nondescript packages these days? Anybody care to offer a suggested sex toy website? I live in the U.S. if that makes a difference.
Thanks in advance for any help/suggestions.
el_victorino
07-26-2010, 09:30 AM
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Amazon sells all kinds of sex toys.
jo_dile
07-28-2010, 10:07 PM
www.adamandeve.com
Ive used it in the past, yes it comes in a paper mailer...just like any other package. It just says "Fulfillment Center" and has no other identifier on it. Ive bought online and never had any problems with any of the products.
slickricksdick
07-28-2010, 10:25 PM
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Yeah, AdamAndEve is the way to go. They have tons of stores in my area of the country, but I think their HQ is somewhere in NC.
Homo_Explosion
07-29-2010, 09:34 AM
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Ahem,
I'm no expert when it cums to sex toys but if I were you,
I would go to your local porn shop (I'll bet dollars to donuts you have one close by) and check them out for yourselves.
Seriously. Sometimes your eyes are larger than your orifice and you may find something a hell of a lot better for you're looking for. But then again I'm no expert when it cums to sex toys.
Pred
XOXO
Foetus
07-29-2010, 10:44 AM
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since you used the term "gal", i am assuming you are from the 19th century and are therefore interested in sex toys made of wood. check home depot.
pisceschef
07-29-2010, 12:33 PM
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Hawt. Pics it isn't true.
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LIES!
satan666
07-29-2010, 11:13 PM
Fuck all those bullshit sex toys.
Man up and buy a Sybian (http://www.sybian.com/index.html?set=yes) and have fun watching her go apeshit on it. You might have to lock it up when you're not around or the "gal" may never want to get off of it. :)
http://imgur.com/c4qzu.jpg
nufsedalready
07-30-2010, 04:28 AM
I'm with triple 6, About a year ago I just wanted to see how valuable women found these things so I posted an ad on Craigslist Los Angeles, in the Casual Encounters Section M4W, Headline to the posting was Man and his Sybian looking to share a woman for erotic adventure. Went on to describe the sybian and myself as and average looking Joe.
Damn near killed my email with the onslaught. If you really want to get laid by random females, skip new rims for the car and buy one of these things, the line up of women who want to try out one of these things is amazing.
I'm still trying to figure out how to come up with the $1200
Anybody have some ideas? And no, I'm not willing to sell my ass to Pred 24
Homo_Explosion
07-31-2010, 07:58 AM
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Don't worry about that.
I already own a Sybian :D
slickricksdick
07-31-2010, 09:20 PM
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I heard you could just substitute a dildo in Michael J. Fox's hand for a Sybian.
forumlover
08-01-2010, 05:20 PM
dude i wanna try one.
KrakeN
08-01-2010, 07:11 PM
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Michael J. Fox's hand??!? Sick fucker.
Tablefor5
08-03-2010, 11:00 PM
if you use adam and eve be ready to get email spammed all the damn time. I ordered something from them a couple years ago and the emails were insane. But they do have some great deals. Bought the mrs a toy that she didn't like, so hooray for me!
Homo_Explosion
08-04-2010, 05:25 AM
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ANother example of why the dood and the chick should shop together for sex toys.
No one ever listens to the creepy looking guy in the dirty trenchcoat at the ABS.
http://imgur.com/nlrB3.jpg
Anonymous
08-24-2011, 11:05 PM
I'm bored so I'm bumping an old thread, sue me.
Another good source for toys is Content and Download links visible to registered users only. Lubes and toys not too badly priced.
Or Content and Download links visible to registered users only. Great pricing, discreet shipping, nice selection.
I recommend the remote waterproof bullet from cheaplubes
http://www.cheaplubes.com/10-function-remote-control-bullet.aspxGrab her by the throat, put her up against the wall. Tease her till shes wet then slide it up in her. Then let her put on her panties and go out.
Hit the on/off and use the 10 different settings to wind her up in front of people. Don't let her go far enough to cum. Then after you get home throw her ass on the bed pull her dress up, panties down, slam fuck her hard (foreplay's already done, sweet!) when you're done and tell her to go make you a sammich and leave the dress on the floor you're enjoying the show.
She'll either look at you like a sex god or throw shit at you. Either way it wont be just another Saturday night.
TheSNakE
08-24-2011, 11:19 PM
I get mine here.
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Nothing out of the ordinary, just a good vibe selection. The gf loves hers.
MadamMeow
08-25-2011, 11:08 AM
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You can buy a used car for the cost of one of these. I wanted one SO bad, but can't afford it. :(
Oh and by the way Amazon has everything else you could possibly want for cheaper,.
el_victorino
08-25-2011, 12:42 PM
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Second (or actually first, since I said it back when this thread opened). Amazon has all kinds of toys, implements, lotions, potions and whatnot much cheaper than a sex shop. Plus, it comes in an Amazon box so you look smart and literate when the postman delivers your jalapeno lube and Stumpy the Inflatable Amputee.
AfterBurner
09-05-2011, 07:11 PM
I just bought my gf a Hitachi Magic Wand - its great for both of us, but I think she would like to expand the selection of toys. . .. . any suggestions?
Foetus
09-05-2011, 07:25 PM
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attach a dildo to your dryer
el_victorino
09-06-2011, 10:23 AM
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No, I think they're supposed to be wet.
MadamMeow
09-06-2011, 12:38 PM
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Sounds good in theory, but I wouldn't be able to play Hello Kitty Online while riding it. :(
AfterBurner
09-06-2011, 02:04 PM
?? Any ideas for sex toys? Other than the sybian . .. any first hand knowledge?
Thanks
Wood Dragon
09-07-2011, 01:09 PM
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It depends on what you're trying to accomplish.
In bed, a mini bullet vibe cradled at the end of two fingers inserted and held against her g-spot while you lick her clit will make her cum so hard you'll have to peel her off the ceiling and apologize to the neighbors the next day. As well as a good non-threatening introduction to toys.
Does she like to fuck? Some of the rabbit/dildo combos can do amazing things.
Light b&d can be fun. Tie her up and make her cum. That gets you over all the bullshit in their guilty little heads about letting go.
The biggest part is you. Pay attention in the BR at her reactions. When you are doing shit to her how's she breathing? Moaning? Toes curling? Looking at you like some maladroit pet she's gonna have to put down soon?
Talk first. If she's prudish or sheltered and you whip put the Astropleasurevibe 3000 she's gonna bolt and never trust you again.
If you give me back some specifics, I can give you less general answers.
Have fun & Happy fucking.
AfterBurner
09-08-2011, 02:14 PM
Wood Dragon - thanks for the ideas.
We the Hitachi magic wand - we both like it a lot so that is better (I think) than a mini bullet vibe ( we find lots of interesting positions for us to both enjoy it)
We have some light B&D - lots of work getting to rope in place, but the time is well work the effort!
The issue is we have been together for close to 4 years now and I am trying to figure out how to spice things up - looking for some new ideas, toys, places etc. We are both adventurous - but looking for something new and exciting.. . . About the only thing I have seen so far is some vibrating nipple clamps and was wondering what else is out there to kick it up a notch.
I am hoping that there are other deviants out there to help me with idea!
Cheers
el_victorino
09-08-2011, 03:34 PM
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Go for the Cleveland Steamer. That gets them every time.
AfterBurner
09-08-2011, 11:08 PM
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We don't travel much though :p
Anal. Hitachi on the clit. You are welcome. :)
Wood Dragon
09-09-2011, 01:03 AM
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Humor me. Tie her up, Get a egg or bullet on the inside and the wand on the clit. Trust me you'll like the results ;)
As for the b&d. Get carabiner clips or s-clips and your rope pre-cut and tied off to them. Then once you get her trussed up the way you like, you just clip to your anchor point(s). Cuts down a lot on the time frame (unless you're doing shibari, or suspension play.)
To spice things up after 4 years you're going to have to get in her head a bit to make that happen. Find out her inner spank bank and exploit it.:evilgrin:
Foetus
09-11-2011, 03:40 PM
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figging
Wood Dragon
09-12-2011, 07:37 AM
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Mrs. Foetus must have some pristine Karma for putting up with you. Next time I drive by a church I'll go in and light a candle for her.
Foetus
09-12-2011, 11:03 AM
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shes a real trooper
satan666
09-14-2011, 10:51 PM
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She's correct and you need to get to Amazon by clicking through our link in the DSF NEWS.
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Exactly.
So it's settled. Use Amazon and get there by clicking one of our Amazon banners or use the link in the DSF NEWS! :D
cableporter
11-27-2011, 04:37 PM
http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/81187851215919399888.jpg
Pop 3 or 4 Altoids in you mouth, chew and go down on her, lick, blow lightly, lick, blow, ..... the pepermint oil in the Altoids gives her an alternating warm, cool sensation which enhance your oral skills. Bonus, is your minty breath!
Jimshorts69
01-31-2012, 01:29 PM
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Turnabout is fair play as well - have her do the same to you. It feels vera niiiice!
el_victorino
01-31-2012, 01:58 PM
Pussies. Eat a ghost pepper and go down on her. She'll never forget it.
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