Who Would You Be?

[LingeringLonger]

OK Drunken Stepfathers here is the running question at the bar...

You could be any fictional character from movies, TV, or books...

Who would you be for a month? Why?

[JesusMartinez]

I'd be Lohan in Parentrap cuz I can't act for shit and I'd diddle myself all day and night long - she was 18 in that right?

I am just kidding...

I have no idea who I'd be because I don't remember any movies I've ever seen, I've never related to any characters in movies and just always felt like they were lying to me for 2 hours....and figure if I want to be lied to for 2 hours, I'd just hang out with this schizophrenic dude from the park who tells me Forest Gump kind of stories and dude actually believe he was in Iraq, Korea, Vietnam, WW1 and WW2 and when you believe your lies - your stories are more believable. He also tried to convince me he was in the Marilyn Monroe sex tape, that he devirginized Britney Spears and is the father of one of her 2 kids. He is also convinced that he's Jamie Lee Curtis' biological father and he's pretty fuckin' pissed that she never sends him money...he also thinks he invented Napster, wrote 6 Stephen King books and that he's a millionaire but chooses to live life on the street because it's more fun....

LOVE

[Mohaman Cheez]

Damn,that's not fair.I can't follow up a witty post by the big Kahuna hisself with anything half decent.

Wolverine,and not Hugh Jackman Wolverine who tries to add emotion to the character by mancrying at everything...comic book Wolvie who smokes cigars,bangs the bitches and cures his own std's with a healing factor.

Or Lindsay Lohan so I could play with my tits all month long(JM had it on the money,just too young)

[Phillip McCracken]

Dr Herbet West from Re-Animator...so i could bring Grace Kelly back to life and have sex with the hottest chick ever to walk the earth.

[googoogjoob69]

Millionaire bangin' hot chicks by day, professional Ass-kicker by night. Don't get much better than that.

[Randal Graves]

"The Dude" from Big Lebowski or Randell from Clerks.

[Stl]

I would be Dewey Cox. All the girls love cox (in the movie anyway)

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h59/Stl515273/2087546122_1f2bb0edd9.jpg

[Jules Winfield]

From the book Catch-22, by Joseph Heller.

He is a bombardier in WW2.

I can relate to him;
He was in a war he didn't agree with, so was I.
He is an endearing asshole, as am I.
He takes nothing seriously besides his own self-preservation, ditto here.
He is an everyman, I too, am an everyman.


love,
RB

[DSF Guest 1]

the invisible man....

no explaination needed.....

[satan666]

The James Bond in Casino Royale cuz, well, he's James Bond and I like the darker, more evill Bond in that movie.

[binary_jester]

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.A realistic invisible man? Almost every movies I have seen really disappoints me. I just sit there and think, really? That's all you'd do?

[DSF Guest 1]

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cause those movies were not written by a twisted individual such as myself.....

[binary_jester]

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.First thing you'd do?

[sportster]

Captain Kirk.... Just so I could fuck a green chick.

[goonarms]

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Walk right into the womans shower room at my college ahahah who wouldn't right?:o

[Phillip McCracken]

guys u ever see Hollow Man? dude fucking rapes Rhona Mitra....

the Invisible Man is flawed tho, cause cant he NOT become VISABLE again?

so hows a women really gonna know what to do to you...sure it works like doing ANYTHING you want, but, i mean, isnt there times you just like a chick working you over?

hows she gonna do that if she cant see you?

[DSF Guest 3]

Dirk Diggler before the gay sex and the drugs. This only lasts a month, right?

[JesusMartinez]

I changed my mind, I'd be Ashlee Simpson - So I could kill myself....

[EdmondDantes]

Batman...yeah, the money and ass-kicking are cool, but you would have to deal with the guilt and depression...

James Bond in Casino Royale was still trying to find his groove...that Bond is cooler, but hasn't learned to appreciate the womanizing and luxury...maybe in this next movie?

...hmmm...a ninja turtle? kicking ass and eating pizza all day?..but then sex out of the question, so no...

I'd say Bogart in the Maltese Falcon. I dig that whole "I was in my office drinking when that mysterious woman came through the door" vibe.


(Runners-up: Indiana Jones and Vince from Entourage)

[Phillip McCracken]

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please tell me youd at least have the decency to torture yourself 1st...

[Choppie]

Bill Gates, so I could piss on my customers, rake in tons of cash, mac hotties, wipe my ass with hundred dollar bills. All while looking like a nerdcore version of the chef boyardee posterchild that grew up in my moms basement.

[goonarms]

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That'd be sad... nobody likes a murder suicide

[DSF Guest 2]

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Jesus,

I thought you already were a fictional character!

[Mohaman Cheez]

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And don't forget you would have to be a Bridge playing fanatic Choppie,cuz Gates couldn't have found a more obscure or archaic hobby.

[maxbailey]

http://e.imagehost.org/0255/bump.jpg

[LingeringLonger]

Robert Jordan was the shit!

[thermos]

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Your sci-fi prowess musta killed it off?

Who would I be? I'd be rankamateur, he got closer than I ever did/will.

[LingeringLonger]

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Not at all dear...

Wheel of Time could possibly be one of the top three fantasy worlds ever created, even though most do not know about it.

I am waiting to read his Conan adaptations.

[satan666]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2vxrrrb.jpg

[mr.brownfella]

A Green Lantern, Just to try out that kind of power.

[Trips]

I def thinking daniel craig's bond. Killing in the name of your country and bagging the hottest chicks as a bonus? Fuck yeah, plus you drive the coolest cars and have a bottomless spending account. Oh yeah, and the bitches

[satan666]

...Don't forget all the bitches! :D

Plus he gets laid a lot!

...and gets tons of bitches:p

[DSF Guest 10]

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He's not fictional though

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Like i said... you rock

If i couldnt be Avhendia, I would be... uhm... a Jedi. :D OR a viper pilot.

[Mr.Saxon]

Rorschach or Joker.

[Boon]

I'd be Joe Young from Orgazmo. At least then I could give chicks orgazms.

[serafina]

Lindsay in Mean Girls. I'd love to know what it is like to have huge tits.

[Boon]

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Can you provide some frame of reference?

[maxbailey]

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Relentless, Boon, I like that...

[Pobs]

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Man likes boobs, man wants boobs.... gotta respect that.