Im kinda worried about Jesus...

[annahilton]

Its noon in Canada, he went on a drinking binge Saturday night and we havent heard from him. Hope he's not passed out in some gutter or suffocating beneath his wife somewhere.
I just miss my DrunkenStepFather fix this morning.

[Mr Saxon]

This is the Future calling, shits all good here so no need to worry.

[barnanjeto]

Way to dig up old posts...

[randomhoudini]

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Way to make me bump an old post to call you a dick. Dick.

[UrinaryAwesomeInfection]

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If we are bumping, can penis request that you spit a bit on the hand? Cocks hate chafing. The toothless crackwhores forget about lube. They can't help it. They are crack whores. We know better. Baby the dick. Pretend it is yours.

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

I was drunk when I got home last night and thinking about how the world would be a better place if women's genitals were located sort of just below where our belly buttons are.

Then we could all just walk around the planet finding another person for our genitals to line up with.

This thread made me think of that again for some reason.

[Tobias Funke]

Nice to see you Marie, hope all is well with ya...

[n2tattoos.lol]

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isn't that where they are?:confused: :confused: :confused: have i been doing it wrong all these years?

[Omaplata]

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You would likely also be able to piss standing up....just a thought