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MEGADOUCHE
11-04-2011, 05:53 PM
This is where I'm gonna hang when I can't take the pic whores anymore.

Come join me if you're bored and want to fuck around.

TheSNakE
11-04-2011, 05:55 PM
Will this kinda be like Plato's Retreat?

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MEGADOUCHE
11-04-2011, 05:57 PM
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Yeah. Like that, but without the Latin or manorgies.

MEGADOUCHE
11-04-2011, 06:02 PM
I just realized that my hater badges are gone.

TheSNakE
11-04-2011, 06:02 PM
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good, especially the Latin.

TheSNakE
11-04-2011, 06:03 PM
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I don't think they were there that long, were they?

MEGADOUCHE
11-04-2011, 06:31 PM
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Maybe not. I haven't spent much time here lately. They could have been gone the next day.

TheSNakE
11-04-2011, 06:37 PM
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I think they were. Haven't seen a sign of satan in weeks.

Eccles
11-04-2011, 06:55 PM
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Guess you're not a hater anymore then

Eccles
11-04-2011, 06:56 PM
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He's off hanging out on yachts and being rich like a typical Canadian

MEGADOUCHE
11-04-2011, 07:02 PM
I just donated $50 to Herman Cain.

MEGADOUCHE
11-04-2011, 07:06 PM
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Oh, I'm still a hater. It's just no longer official. Also, British peeps have bad teeth.

The Godfather
11-04-2011, 08:13 PM
Can't wait until I get home so I can post some pics ....in this bitch.:evilgrin:

MEGADOUCHE
11-04-2011, 08:23 PM
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Pic whores are unwelcome here. Reddit haz a thread for you.

Foetus
11-04-2011, 08:55 PM
http://is200.imagesocket.com/thumbs/2011/11/04/2348690-qtp7.jpg (http://www.imagesocket.com/photos/guest/2348690)

Bob Wehadababyitsboy
11-05-2011, 12:20 AM
no other place to put this, so enjoy....

It's Kanye's penis...he likes you

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TR
11-05-2011, 01:21 AM
Post #3807

Bob loves the cock.

The Godfather
11-05-2011, 01:26 AM
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Thanks Man!

The Godfather
11-05-2011, 11:58 PM
http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/51279704226048968729.jpg (http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/)

MEGADOUCHE
11-06-2011, 03:53 AM
I just had a dream that ghosts of zombies were terrorizing my family with watermelons. And if that wasn't spooky enough, the watermelons were covered in cobwebs strewn with dog hair and leaves. Finally, the ghosts combined all the webs and formed a giant cobweb beast. That's when I got pissed off and started motherfucking the thing. Out loud, apparently.

MEGADOUCHE
11-06-2011, 03:57 AM
DAE ever get a fart bubble trapped between their buttcheeks? The kind where you can slowly feel it sliding out to freedom? Yuck.

NookieJunkie
11-06-2011, 07:29 AM
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Just how fat are you?

TR
11-06-2011, 01:39 PM
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Not a question of fat, just a big ass.

beastley
11-07-2011, 10:07 PM
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dont worry, i gotcha. it sucks

MEGADOUCHE
11-08-2011, 04:08 AM
I had a dream that I was walking my dog in the street, and a fast moving S2000 came up from behind and very nearly ran us over. The car quickly stopped at the sign, and when I got close, I could see the fat bitch driver who was shouting at me to "Get outta (her) lane!"

"Fuck you!" I replied.

"Asshole!" her retort.

So I suggested to her that she find a nice place to feed her fat fucking face. Then I woke up.

The End.

TheJuice
11-08-2011, 01:23 PM
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http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/85320721443355343859.jpg
you are the megapoe :D :D

MEGADOUCHE
11-08-2011, 09:24 PM
What's the protocol when a weatherbeaten but still serviceable dildo is found in the bushes?

TheSNakE
11-08-2011, 10:07 PM
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you can send it to the national dildo exchange. they will refurbish it for a small fee.

el_victorino
11-09-2011, 09:34 AM
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Who still has bushes? I thought that ouside the Scary Hairy threads all the girls were clean shaven? I mean, if it's so bushy that you can lose an entire dildo in it, you'd probably want to leave a trail of bread crumbs so you can find your way out when you're done.

MEGADOUCHE
11-09-2011, 05:35 PM
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Yo Momma.

el_victorino
11-09-2011, 05:39 PM
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Nuh uh. That's her armpit hair. It hangs down past her balls.

MadamMeow
11-10-2011, 09:17 AM
Dear Mega,

How long until you start charging us for hanging out in your lovely retreat? I must say that I really love what you have done with the place. :D Toodles!

Very truly yours (alot),
MadamMeow

MEGADOUCHE
11-10-2011, 07:06 PM
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I would never "charge" you, sweetheart. Unless, by "charge" you mean "dirty assfucking".

MadamMeow
11-11-2011, 10:40 AM
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This is excellent news. Unless by "dirty assfucking" you mean "don't wash your ass first", cause I would have to. :( BUT on the plus side if it goes in and comes out clear, I MAY let you talk me into ATM. :evilgrin: lmao. <3

MEGADOUCHE
11-11-2011, 08:38 PM
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By "dirty assfucking" I mean roughly knocking those cat ears off, slamming your head into the subway seat, and using your shart as lube.:)

TR
11-11-2011, 11:35 PM
Never turn down the opportunity to talk a chick into ATM, it's like a solar elipse, doesn't happen very often, but when it does, it's spectacular.

MEGADOUCHE
11-12-2011, 03:54 PM
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That's just gross.:mad:

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Now playing: Genesis - Snowbound (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/genesis/track/snowbound)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)

MEGADOUCHE
11-13-2011, 09:13 PM
This morning, I sat down on the toilet. And then I pooped in it. Luckily, there was a roll of paper nearby to clean my buttcrack.

MadamMeow
11-14-2011, 07:11 AM
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Will you pull me around by my collar too? :D

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I was meerely talking about making an Automatic Teller Machine transaction...what were you talking about. ;) :evilgrin: lol

MEGADOUCHE
11-14-2011, 05:54 PM
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If you beg me to. I might.:p

MadamMeow
11-15-2011, 06:58 AM
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Oh if you insist...At risk of being banned from your retreat, here is me begging. I made it myself. :evilgrin:

http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/17956418011376342479.jpg (http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/)

MEGADOUCHE
11-15-2011, 08:42 PM
^^^You're damn right. :)

TR
11-15-2011, 11:34 PM
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I'm talking about being naughty.....;)

pisceschef
11-17-2011, 03:49 AM
Yo, where all the pics at in this bitch?

Herman Cain doesn't care about white people.

Ashton Kucher is a thespian.

Hello

brodiemaxx
11-18-2011, 12:16 AM
It smells like onion farts over here...

Bob Wehadababyitsboy
11-18-2011, 01:03 AM
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sorry, stopped by White Castle on the way home.

MEGADOUCHE
11-18-2011, 04:49 AM
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Fuckin' Bob. Go to your own thread and shit yourself.:mad:

Bob Wehadababyitsboy
11-18-2011, 11:47 PM
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Sadly I don't have my own thread. I am too afraid to make one, not sure if someone already started one or not and I am too lazy to do a search.:D

Foetus
11-19-2011, 01:12 PM
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yes you do

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8779

Bob Wehadababyitsboy
11-20-2011, 12:13 AM
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I lol'd.

MEGADOUCHE
11-20-2011, 03:34 PM
Sometimes, I touch my penis.

Foetus
11-21-2011, 09:31 AM
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with Bob's tonsils?

Bob Wehadababyitsboy
11-21-2011, 11:34 AM
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nope, they were removed.

Foetus
11-21-2011, 11:43 AM
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because they got in the way?

Bob Wehadababyitsboy
11-21-2011, 11:48 AM
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It's like you have a window into my soul.

MEGADOUCHE
11-22-2011, 04:11 PM
I had a dream that I asked my buddy if he could spot me a joint. He said he was down to his last bowl--sorry bro. So I went out looking for some pot. It wasn't hard to find. I was hooked up pretty quickly. Then I woke up.

The End.

Foetus
11-22-2011, 04:31 PM
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in 1980?

MEGADOUCHE
11-22-2011, 04:50 PM
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Should I have used 'spliff' instead of joint?:confused:

Foetus
11-22-2011, 05:11 PM
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i dont fucking know. do i look like i smoke pot?

MEGADOUCHE
11-22-2011, 07:05 PM
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I don't smoke pot. But you kinda look like a pothead.

FAHQ
11-23-2011, 02:03 PM
I shit in pots sometimes.

Foetus
11-23-2011, 04:29 PM
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i shit in posts....sometimes

MEGADOUCHE
11-23-2011, 07:24 PM
I had a dream that I worked on an assembly line, and my job was to force a small bag of squishy stuff into a cube shaped container. Over and over and over. Then I woke up.

The End.

TR
11-23-2011, 07:42 PM
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Freud would say that Stantz is a cunt.

MEGADOUCHE
11-23-2011, 07:46 PM
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Stantz would say Freud was droll and predictable.

TR
11-23-2011, 07:52 PM
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Proving his hypothesis that Stantz is indeed a cunt.

MEGADOUCHE
11-23-2011, 07:57 PM
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Nietzsche had a similar theorem.

FAHQ
11-24-2011, 01:13 PM
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I like posts that contain pics of shit.:cool:

MEGADOUCHE
11-24-2011, 08:48 PM
I'm so right-wing, I had a case of Rush Limbaugh tea shipped to my house. It's actually damn good.

MEGADOUCHE
11-28-2011, 05:55 PM
I got drunk twice yesterday. :) But today, only once. :mad:

TheJuice
11-28-2011, 06:08 PM
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The day is not yet over, my friend :D

el_victorino
11-28-2011, 06:41 PM
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If you got drunk twice yesterday, that means that at some point you quit drinking, and nobody likes a quitter.

Pobs
11-29-2011, 03:37 PM
Don't mind me, just here to use the can.

el_victorino
11-29-2011, 03:59 PM
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Be sure to flush this time. I know you're proud of your two-foot leaners but nobody wants to see that. Now, twice around with a twist . . . that would be worth bragging about.

MEGADOUCHE
11-29-2011, 06:15 PM
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I thought you limeys called it a 'loo'. Stop being so American. I liked you guys better when when you had your own culture. Except for the part where you pronounce it "nick-are-agg-you-ah". That's just silly.

el_victorino
11-29-2011, 06:44 PM
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Let's not forget ah loo min ee um.

MEGADOUCHE
11-29-2011, 06:54 PM
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Don't go there, girlfriend.

Also, I just put on my microfleece PJ's. Now I'm all comfy.:)

pisceschef
11-30-2011, 02:37 AM
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A camo snuggie?

Eccles
11-30-2011, 05:44 AM
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I have no idea what you're trying to say here

TheJuice
11-30-2011, 02:53 PM
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I believe he was going for Nicaragua. What he should have used is my favorite example of the English fucking up their own language: Jaguar. Its not jag-you-are, limeys. Jag-war is closer. :evilgrin:

MEGADOUCHE
11-30-2011, 06:43 PM
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Obviously. But that's what I love aboot the Brits.:)

MEGADOUCHE
11-30-2011, 07:00 PM
Fox New's Alistair Wanklyn has the most impossibly terrible accent I've ever heard.

MEGADOUCHE
11-30-2011, 07:02 PM
My wife has me taking a panel of vitamins/supplements every night. I actually look forward to the cinnamon pill. It's delicious.

Foetus
11-30-2011, 07:16 PM
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this is relative to my.......nevermind, i dont care

MadamMeow
12-01-2011, 09:47 AM
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I've wondered about those. Since they're pills, if you let them melt in your mouth, is it like sucking on a Cinnamon Altoid :D , or is it like sucking on an aspirin :eek: ?

el_victorino
12-01-2011, 09:48 AM
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My wife is a nurse and every morning she hands me a fistful of pills and tells me to take them. She could be slowly poisoning me with arsenic and I'd never know. They could be Viagra, I guess, but more likely saltpeter.

Foetus
12-01-2011, 10:30 AM
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more like estrogen, bitch.

el_victorino
12-01-2011, 11:30 AM
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No, my tits would be bigger.

MEGADOUCHE
12-01-2011, 04:32 PM
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One time I sucked on a fish oil pill until it burst. That was a big mistake. I don't dare suck on the cinnamon pill. It puts a nice holiday flavor in your mouth just in the time it takes to swallow. I recommend you swallow. alot.:)

MadamMeow
12-02-2011, 06:51 AM
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What is saltpeter? It sounds raunchy.

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If mean girls suck, nice girls swallow. I had that as a bumper sticker on my first car. My ex took it off my car and didn't like it. He said "don't be a ho". Despite this I like to suck and swallow. I'm a nice mean girl. ;)

el_victorino
12-02-2011, 10:10 AM
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Urban myth:


"There used to be a widespread urban legend regarding salt peter that claimed it was added to the food in all male institutions, including the United States Army, as a way to curb libido. It is unlikely that this practice existed, however, since salt peter not only has no such effect, but also can have a number of ill side effects if taken in excess, such as poisoning, reproductive damage, and cancer."

MadamMeow
12-02-2011, 01:25 PM
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Well keep that salty peter thing away from me! :eek:

el_victorino
12-02-2011, 02:18 PM
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Really?:(

MEGADOUCHE
12-02-2011, 06:51 PM
Isn't there a saltpeter pic thread somewhere?

MEGADOUCHE
12-05-2011, 04:38 AM
I had a dream that my wife was cheating on me with some dude from Baltimore. She was crying because she felt that if she left me, I would sink into an alcoholic depression, and soon be dead.

LOL.

MadamMeow
12-05-2011, 07:57 AM
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No, but this is probable the only good saltpeter pic. The other pics made me want some coke.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showpost.php?p=766199&postcount=9011

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I hope you have a part 2 dream where you do all the spring break girls of Baltimore. You can call it MegaDouche's Douchetacullar Revenge. :D

Pobs
12-05-2011, 04:47 PM
Don't mind me... that time of the day.

MEGADOUCHE
12-05-2011, 05:10 PM
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I would hire a film crew and everything. And then get drunk.

MadamMeow
12-06-2011, 07:24 AM
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You need an epic theme song. How about (to the theme of COPS)

Mega Douche, Mega Douche, whatcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do when he comes on you.

Mega Douche, Mega Douche, whatcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna DOOOO-OOOOO!

A lot.

:evilgrin:

And while the song is playing, you would be running around jizzing on bitches.

Bishop
12-06-2011, 11:17 AM
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Not that they would have cared...

MEGADOUCHE
12-06-2011, 05:27 PM
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This is pure genius.:D

MadamMeow
12-07-2011, 06:47 AM
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Only the best for you MD. ;) :D

Bishop
12-07-2011, 01:29 PM
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Hollywood couldn't write stuff this good...

MadamMeow
12-07-2011, 02:25 PM
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That's why my name is MadamMeow and not Hollywood. ;)

MEGADOUCHE
12-08-2011, 04:41 AM
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Who the fuck is Hollywood?

MadamMeow
12-08-2011, 06:55 AM
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Hollywood is a really convincing transvestite. You would never be able to tell that she has a huge shlong and proceeds to use it to rape everyone. :( And then to top it off he/she steals dreams and credits and tries to not pay you what you deserve. :mad:

MEGADOUCHE
12-08-2011, 06:39 PM
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Oh.

I know that dude.

I don't think I like him.

MadamMeow
12-09-2011, 07:52 AM
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Someone needs to castrate that monster before things go too far. :evilgrin: I wonder if the penis of Hollywood is like the Holy Grail or something. :confused: There should be rewards for its capture. :cool:

MEGADOUCHE
12-09-2011, 05:32 PM
I'm drinking beers. With my face.

MEGADOUCHE
12-09-2011, 06:41 PM
Just donated $50 to Newt's campaign.

TR
12-09-2011, 09:45 PM
Newt FTW!

Eccles
12-10-2011, 06:38 AM
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The girl from Aliens?

MEGADOUCHE
12-10-2011, 05:36 PM
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Yes! Mostly because she supports telling the Palestinians to go fuck themselves.

MEGADOUCHE
12-10-2011, 05:38 PM
10,001 bitches.

MEGADOUCHE
12-11-2011, 09:17 PM
Was 'Empire' Queensryche's last great album?

MEGADOUCHE
12-12-2011, 05:04 PM
MODERATOR! Please move my thread to a section that isn't filled with nOObs making boring comments.:mad:

Oh, wait. Nevermind.:(

el_victorino
12-12-2011, 06:08 PM
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And a problem ain't one.

MadamMeow
12-13-2011, 09:20 AM
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Hello. :) A lot. :D

MEGADOUCHE
12-13-2011, 06:21 PM
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O hai.

MadamMeow
12-14-2011, 06:50 AM
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I was hoping you had another epic dream. I look forward to those. We may have to start spiking your drink with some drugs to help you. :evilgrin:

Bob Wehadababyitsboy
12-14-2011, 12:42 PM
Mega,

I think we need one of your patented poems.

DSF

MEGADOUCHE
12-14-2011, 07:27 PM
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I had a dream that I assbanged a girl wearing cat ears. Okay I made that one up, but I post 'em when I remember 'em.
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I call this one 'turds aplenty'

Turds Aplenty
I miss you so.
Turds Aplenty
I cried when you go'd
Turds Aplenty
Say it ain't so
Turds Aplenty
Fucking whore.

Bob Wehadababyitsboy
12-14-2011, 11:15 PM
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Classic sir. You are a true wordsmith

MadamMeow
12-15-2011, 06:52 AM
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Gotcha, but daydreams can count if you like. ;)

I like Turds Aplenty. You need a band. You would make a killing selling jingles on itunes. I would buy them. :D

MEGADOUCHE
12-15-2011, 07:12 PM
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I need a band. LOL.

MEGADOUCHE
12-15-2011, 07:13 PM
It's important to me that I urinate right now.

MadamMeow
12-16-2011, 06:58 AM
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You could play your flute. ;)

TR
12-16-2011, 09:26 PM
Mega, how do I win friends and influence people?

MEGADOUCHE
12-16-2011, 09:56 PM
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Be good looking. With a pussy if possible. Other than that, force your will upon others, and flaunt your money.

TheSNakE
12-16-2011, 10:02 PM
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got this in an email years ago.

10 Ways to Make Friends and Allies in the Workplace


10. Ask to borrow someone's pen- bring it to the bathroom- stick it in your butt- then return it and tell the person to smell it- when they tell you that it smells bad- be like, "It should! I had it in my butt!”

9. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hand.

8. Answer every question asked to you with 'fuck if I know!' then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

7. Always walk around with a big smile. Keep one hand down the front of your pants.

6. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!!" Then when it stops. Look down and say...."Oh."

5. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it tell them it’s the fake plastic kind- when they try to pick it up, and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.

4. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard- then during the meeting put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a big loogie- then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and say "Beat that!"

3. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker," then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good "ass fucking"

2. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the mouth

1. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks- tell everyone how you're just kidding- tell everyone that they're just a bunch of retards.

TR
12-16-2011, 10:02 PM
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I'm not good looking and I'm poor. Any other tips?

MEGADOUCHE
12-17-2011, 06:08 AM
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Nope. You're fucked.:(

MadamMeow
12-19-2011, 08:42 AM
Mega, it's cold today. Can I use your heater in here?

MEGADOUCHE
12-20-2011, 05:00 AM
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If you give me a dollar.

MadamMeow
12-20-2011, 07:05 AM
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You drive a tough bargain, but ... SOLD!!! Please provide the details of your paypal account.

MEGADOUCHE
12-20-2011, 07:04 PM
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no. 5chars

MEGADOUCHE
12-28-2011, 05:37 PM
Hello. I can't remember my dreams cuz I'm stoopid. Also, here's some annoying hippie tits at an Occupy rally...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAHiq-Lxs30&feature=related

MadamMeow
12-29-2011, 07:07 AM
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:eek: I'm not totally convinced this is a chick. Less face, more bewbs please. :D

el_victorino
12-29-2011, 09:37 AM
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Got a lot less interesting when the titties went away and the chanting started.

MEGADOUCHE
12-29-2011, 05:41 PM
Wall street is killing our soil. Alot. :mad:

el_victorino
12-29-2011, 05:42 PM
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Soylent Green is people! A lot.

MEGADOUCHE
12-29-2011, 05:50 PM
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Prove it by protesting topless, or GTFO

el_victorino
12-29-2011, 06:07 PM
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I protest. Topless. Now stop thinking about my moobs.

MEGADOUCHE
12-29-2011, 06:39 PM
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This isn't something I can guarantee.

Foetus
12-29-2011, 06:48 PM
mmmmmoobs:)

http://i.imgbox.com/aaovyOL5.gif

el_victorino
12-29-2011, 06:50 PM
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All right. Just think about the left one.

Pobs
12-30-2011, 03:29 PM
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That's the sexist thing I've seen since Brodie's balls.

MEGADOUCHE
12-30-2011, 05:38 PM
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And that's saying something. *still can't get Vic's left moob out of my mind*

Foetus
12-30-2011, 07:51 PM
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fixed.

MEGADOUCHE
12-30-2011, 09:07 PM
Sometimes, I get sleepy. And then I want to go night-night.

MEGADOUCHE
12-30-2011, 09:09 PM
Also, still the five champion, bitches.

MEGADOUCHE
12-31-2011, 09:38 PM
Here's hoping 2012 isn't filled with tectonic mayhem and catastrophe. Cheers!

MadamMeow
01-03-2012, 10:10 AM
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I have to admit I am nervous, but I have a good feeling that this year will be as perilous as Y2K. :evilgrin:

MEGADOUCHE
01-03-2012, 08:36 PM
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Good Girl.:)

MadamMeow
01-04-2012, 08:55 AM
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Do I get a treat? :D

MEGADOUCHE
01-04-2012, 06:25 PM
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Check your inbox. I'm forwarding all the repulsive crap Foetus sent me in PM's.

MadamMeow
01-05-2012, 08:44 AM
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:eek: Things that have been seen cannot be unseen. :( lol

MEGADOUCHE
01-05-2012, 06:04 PM
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Yes. And then he threatened to send pictures of his in-laws if I continued to contact him via PM. This is very serious.

MadamMeow
01-06-2012, 07:07 AM
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Could you maybe make a lemon into a lemonade and blackmail him or maybe someone else with the footage? PM on! :D

MEGADOUCHE
01-06-2012, 06:05 PM
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Hmmm. I am gonna fuck that dude over so hard.:mad:

MEGADOUCHE
01-08-2012, 07:34 PM
Life ain't nothin but a funny, funny riddle.

MadamMeow
01-09-2012, 07:09 AM
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I was all :eek: until I reread the sentence and saw the word "over". Then I was all like "oh my bad yo". So suffice is to say hooked on phonics worked for me! :D

MEGADOUCHE
01-10-2012, 05:06 PM
I urinated in the toilet. It felt nice.:)

MadamMeow
01-11-2012, 06:51 AM
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I hate when I urinate on the floor by accident. That doesn't feel nice at all. :(

MEGADOUCHE
01-11-2012, 09:20 PM
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I wanna watch you do it on the paper.

MadamMeow
01-12-2012, 07:00 AM
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Only if you video tape it so I can make some type of pay website out of it. Of course your subscription will be for free. ;) I really could use some side money and pissing on the newspapers on the floor like a dog has a bigger audience than some may realize. :D

MEGADOUCHE
01-17-2012, 07:58 PM
Sometimes, I masturbate.:o

MadamMeow
01-18-2012, 09:24 AM
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I masturbate a lot. :o :o

MEGADOUCHE
01-18-2012, 04:29 PM
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Which begs the obvious response....;)

MadamMeow
01-19-2012, 06:59 AM
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:o I'm too scared to post pics in your thread again. :o

But this is my new tool of onslaught that arrived yesterday. :D 8 glorious speeds and 8 glorious patterns. This totally kicks the Hitachi Magic Wands ass and I can get attachments for it too.

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MEGADOUCHE
01-19-2012, 07:17 PM
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Don't be afraid my love. It ain't the best thread, but it's better than anything Foetus ever did.

MadamMeow
01-20-2012, 07:03 AM
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I for one personally love hanging out in your thread and trying on your clothes. It saddens me the others don't pop in to say hi to you more. :(

So it's decided. If I ever go to post my nekkid pics I will put them here just for you. :D

MEGADOUCHE
01-21-2012, 04:40 AM
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YAY!!!:D

cmetz
01-25-2012, 12:14 AM
hey, that is all

MadamMeow
01-25-2012, 09:23 AM
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Ho. Has in hey, ho. Hey, ho. :D

MEGADOUCHE
01-25-2012, 09:05 PM
I remember hating poo
And loving pee.
Riding on the Met-ro-o-o.

MadamMeow
01-26-2012, 09:00 AM
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Lol you forever changed this song within my head. Your version is > than the original SoaD one. :D

MEGADOUCHE
01-31-2012, 06:29 PM
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What is SoaD?

Also, WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuhsNuIgrws&feature=related

MEGADOUCHE
02-01-2012, 05:25 AM
Is the Love Shack really 'where it's at' ?

MEGADOUCHE
05-17-2012, 07:08 PM
Pix thread heaven cuz you fucks are out of ideas again.