This shit is so 1995

[JesusMartinez]

Message boards are kinds ghetto. I laugh at people who use them and now I have my very own.

I expect you assholes to post pictures of yourself.

[skarekrow]

Holy shit.
bout fucking time, how else was supposed to be a smart ass to you in real time.

[jackshankenburg]

This should help increase your traffic and maybe make you some f'n money. Pop some Adsense on here or something.

[DBK]

oooo!!!! smilies :) :( :confused: :mad:

[fastfreddy7]

Jesus, you re the man, love the site, fuck perez.

[JesusMartinez]

I don't think I would fuck Perez. Even if I was sentenced to a solid 25 years in prison and he was the only motherfucker willing to suck on my herpes ridden cock...even if motherfucker swallowed like a fucking anorexic chick eating laxitives....

But Fast Freddy, you are the man and I love your site. Can you touch your toes?

[fastfreddy7]

yeah, but as soon as I do I'll end up ripping ass, then one of my hemmroids will pop out, so lets not go there.

[Detective Sandy Vagina]

Other things that happened in 1995:
Yahoo was founded
Selena was shot
If the glove don't fit, you must accquit
Eazy-E died of AIDS
I turned 14 - sexy

[skarekrow]

I'm pretty sure, i was masturbating into a sock that day.

[HornyLohanWanker]

Selena being shot was a turning point in my life. Up to that point I was doing nothign but hitting USENET for porn, and whacking off almost constantly, with Selena music on in the backround. It just so happened that I was laying a trail of baby pudding on a picture of Selena, I mean, the goo was flying! And the announcement came over the radio.

I did what abybody would do, I rubbed one out, in her honor and coverd her face with a sea of semen.

To this day, I never face fucked her picture again!

[Detective Sandy Vagina]

Awww... That is so sweet!

[Tsuru]

Yay! Jesus, so happy to see a wonderfully depraved forum go online, and double stoked that it's your site that initiated it...

Let's see some ta-tas!! woop.

[beverlyburton83149]

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virgin butt needs fucking

[mattropolis]

i was in the 11th grade so chances are i was jacking off to snotty girls in my math class because i couldn't get a date because i though not showering regularly was an ok idea.

[jizzay]

Bump...if only for the fact that no one except Jesus contributes anymore. Nice little Stroll down mammry lane.

[gallow737]

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Moose_Thompson]

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Dude, you weren't here in May to reminisce over this.


Neither was I, I'm just sayin.

In other news, I love the Detective Sandy Vagina name!

[jizzay]

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Nope you are right I wasn't. But I wasn't born in the sixties yet I enjoy the music.

[Moose_Thompson]

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I can relate. I wasn't born in the 60's, but I like the girls in their 60's.

Wait...not the same...

[jizzay]

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Only if they don't need sex and are willing to share their SSI checks.

[dusio22]

How earlier nineties am I? I met my first wife(who I'm back with) on a local BBS. I bet more than half the people on here have never heard of a bbs more less been on one.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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i remember. i started with lynx, before the www.

[amylikewhoa]

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i just lol'd hard,

in 95 i was 8 and probably didnt know the internet existed but i was probably making barbie and ken have sex.

[jizzay]

wow in 1995 I was graduating from high school, driving a grand am and just started my subscription to Playboy.

[rockdude82]

1995 I turned 13, and had recently moved to a new city, so I was pretty much friendless and spent most of my time in my room, jacking off to whatever I could get my hands on. Had no idea about internet or anything at that point.

[DSF Guest 1]

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fuck.....unless you flunked a year....you're the same age as I am....

[cmetz]

i also just graduated high school, moved into my own apt, had a grand prix and started to go to raves and eating lots of E:D

[dusio22]

Ah, the good old days of beating off to VHS tapes and mags. Or just your imagination.

It took talent to hold a penthouse open to the forum and beat off with the other hand.

[ms. cellany]

In 95 I was 17, driving to San Francisco every weekend to find fun, and was so ready to graduate high school and get outta California for awhile.

[Omaplata]

In 1995, I was 15 and doing what 15 year old boys do....

[amylikewhoa]

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13 year old girls??? :D

[jizzay]

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nope I didn't flunk. I am 31.

[Omaplata]

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YES!!!!! and trying to develop a "special friendship" with their 18 year old sisters

[Yalvulcon]

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ahhh the "special friendship" good times good times.......

[fuzzy_warbles]

Grandpa Fuzzy here!
In 1995 I was 35 fuckin' years old!
You hot babes got any hot moms?
Pics?
:o