virgin question here

[xpeeps123]

Hey im 20 and a virgin and just found some fat mexican chick to fuck on craigslist. Think i should do it or keep waiting for someone more attractive who i didn't meet over the internet?

[Crazy808]

Just don't tell your mates and keep your eyes closed. (It won't matter then)

[DSF Guest 3]

Go for it n00b!! Nothing like hooking up with a tub of Mexican lard to pop you cherry with. Screw those hot girls that are around you, gettting drunk, and giving it up for free. Pay money to get some south of the border crabs.

[DSF Guest 1]

I'd make sure it isn't Jesus's wife first...

[DSF Guest 2]

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Voice of experience?

[DSF Guest 1]

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you should know, he's your homeboy too...

[DSF Guest 2]

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Fuck, I hadn't noticed the change. Woohoo!

I guess there are benefits to being strung up by your nutsack

[xpeeps123]

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i do live in orange county, maybe you are right and i should just fuck some drunk slut haha

btw she doesnt want me to pay :D

[TylerB]

Fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride, you just don't want your friends to find out.

[binary_jester]

I don't know. It is so hard to wash off the smell of beans and rice.

[DSF Guest 1]

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you mean mopeds...

[xpeeps123]

yeh fuck it you guys are grossing me out.

[tlock]

Go for it. Its all a numbers game...

[TylerB]

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I wouldn't ride a moped. A scooter, maybe.

[DSF Guest 1]

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see...you make my point...you WOULD ride a moped, you just won't admit it:D

[TylerB]

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AHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

[admiral]

Do it. If you are 20 and haven't hit the skins yet you need to take some drastic measures.
Once you get the stink of pussy on you it attracts girls like moths to a flame. Then you can hit the hot chicks and brag to your friends.

[Jules Winfield]

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If you start out shooting low...you'll never get off the ground...Aim High, QueerBait...

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

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All I'm gonna say is that if I was out and met a guy I was attracted to, I would totally get turned on if I found he was a virgin and probably want to do him.

I say hold off for some babe who will rock you.

:D

[Jules Winfield]

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Well put.


Faggo who posted this poll....the chick who just gave you this advice is fucking rad...if you don't take said advice you should cut your balls off...feed them to your homo little pocket dog and throw yourself in front of a cement mixer....

[UrinaryAwesomeInfection]

Do it. Twenty and a virgin, you may have to get over the hump so you can actually talk to a decent looking chick without acting like you are trying to get a nut - or you'll have a good opportunity to reevaluate your standards while you are trying to stay hard.

Drink heavily, get some fat girl head, and blow quickly, both in your rubber and out the door.

[Kyle E. Coyote]

The reason they INVENTED date rape drugs is so virgins like you don't have to shag fat Mexicans.

[effjay]

Whereabouts I'm from n00b, we'd say you're in desparate need of a slumpbuster. And a hefty mexican chick would be the perfect way to bust said slump. DO IT. And remember, pictures or it didn't happen.

[DSF Guest 2]

So, like, how fat? A little extra junk in the trunk fat, or help me push it back in the ocean fat?

This one detail make a huge difference, no pun intended

[effjay]

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C'mon Mac, you know that 1) it wouldn't matter and 2) the pun WAS intended.

[daveyeti]

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Orange County?! Go out to some Dave & Buster's or an Applebee's and fuck some drunk sluts. Jeez... Orange County virgins... what's the world coming to.

Chicks have (almost) as many insecurities as you and me. The ones who slut themselves up before going out, even more so. Make them feel attractive and they will make you feel like you are getting your dick sucked.

Dumb sluts (and some smart ones) want to fuck you. I lived with the butt-ugliest roommate on earth. This fool fucked a new just-slightly-chubby chick every month. His secret? Having no shame.
You will strike out.
You will strike out with a chick who is too ugly to reject you.
THEN you will hit it.
THEN you will hit it with a chick who is too hot to get fucked by you.

Then you should jump off a bridge before your life stops getting better, because that will be the highlight of everything for quite some time to come.

Unless you can marry that chick. If you can marry her - go for it. Try not to let your friends or family or anyone in the world let her know that she is too good for you. Work really hard at this. Simultaneously, you should try to be as good as her. Landing a chick who is hotter (or funnier, or smarter or just otherwise better) than you will lead you to be a better person. Do you think JFK would have been president if he wasn't trying to live up to Jackie O's level of awesomeness, or Marilyn's level of hotness? (Would he have ever fucked Marilyn if he wasn't president because he was trying to keep up with Jackie O?)

It's an awesome cycle of getting better at life.
And it all starts with hitting on OK looking chicks at some lame-ass Orange County place. It doesn't start on Craigslist. On CL you will find chicks that have given up, like you. UnGive-up, my boy. Ungive-up and find chicks who have ungiven-up too, because they recognize how easy it is to achieve the task they're (and you're) trying to accomplish.

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

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YES!

I have a good friend who, by traditional rating standards, most people prolly wouldn't think he gets pussy at all.

Well, wrong motherfuckers. This dude know he ain't token hot boy and instead uses his humor and charm to win chicks over. And I've seen this shit first hand, he doesn't hook up with fucking pigs.

He gets laid all over the place and here's why:

The guy who has to try a bit harder will ALWAYS have more personality and fuck you better then some asshole who always gets what, in his mind at least, he thinks he deserves in terms of sex. Any girl with half a brain in her head knows this.

Get your game face on and get out there.

[binary_jester]

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.This is the absolute truth.

This is a picture of my wife and I when we first started dating...

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/binary_jester/Family/excalibur.jpg

Close friends would say, in complete honesty, "Wow...she's really pretty!!" and act fairly surprised.

Met her at a bar. Kept her talking until well after the bar closed. There's no way I can walk into a bar and expect a female to give me a 2nd look. I know my game lies in my intelligence and humor. I have always dated "up". Of course, that's not too hard since all I can do is go up.

[RvP]

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Yea exactly man, thats why i started reading into this dating shit and found out the inner secrets of the game,

women really are not into looks when it comes down to it, a guy with game will always win

[DSF Guest 1]

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you're talking about Lucas aren't you...

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

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She's pretty and has wonderful eyes!!!

[xpeeps123]

hahah somehow i turned into a fag in this thread. awesome. :D

[DSF Guest 1]

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what does this thread have to do with it? maybe we helped you realize you're a homo?

[binary_jester]

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.His game only work on the fellas?

[binary_jester]

Content and Download links visible to registered users only....and I hear that surprised tone in your typing.

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

That NOT what I meant, jerk!

It was a COMPLIMENT!

:p

[binary_jester]

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.Yep...this is exactly the way the conversation would go.

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

<frowing face>

I give up.

</frowning face>

[DSF Guest 1]

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you should...and you should also remember Binary is very good at photoshop...

[binary_jester]

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.Dickhead...if I were that good, I would make myself look better.

[binary_jester]

Content and Download links visible to registered users only.**kisses**

[DSF Guest 1]

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isn't that what you do? take it to the point to where it looks better, but is still believeable?

[nomorecrabs]

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lol harsh comment but isn't the guy that updates this website a Mexican.:D

[satan666]

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Wait....edit (maybe she was talking about me) Marie-Eve had always thought i was ugly...

Oh and yeah and you should get that 1st lay out of the fucking way...period.

[DSF Guest 2]

Yeah, she was definitely talking about Lucas!

[satan666]

so i am a slut.

i thought we covered this already?

i have always said that i may not be the best looking guy in the world...




...i'm more like #4

[amylikewhoa]

save yourself for marriage!

[xpeeps123]

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I don't know about this idea but I guess i can just wait until I find someone that wasn't trolling craigslist.

[iamdabestsara]

post you pic on here...maybe some random hot chick of the 7 that are on this board, will wanna do it with you

[SirLongFoot]

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GTFO and STFU!

[RoadsterZ4]

DON'T do it boy!!! You will regret the rest of your life, might get traumatized for fucking life!!!

[jamandjelly]

I'm sure you could do better man. it's a big deal to give it up, make sure it's not random

[georgetenfour]

i don't know what to say. if i had to wait much longer than i did, i might have gone random. it does seem like giving up though. you HAVE to know some girls you like in real life, so if i was you, i'd keep trying them for a bit.

[velvet_skin]

i honestly can't imagine what that would do to a guys self esteem...
if u can't pick urself up and get a girl cause mebbe u bit shy and insecure i wonder how u will feel after u boink a fat roll off craiglist. :rolleyes:
while it might feel like pussy to ur dick, i don't want to imagine what the rest of you would experience.

[eykt21]

Don't do it. I worked with a gay guy a few years ago... When I asked him if he had ever been with women, he said he had one time, and that turned him gay. That sounds like what will happen to you.

[serafina]

Can we get an update on this?

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

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Really.........fuck that if your gonna settle fucking spend some money on a hot hooker at least.........shit man not like craigs list is any better than the internet just remember if she has a really big Adams apple it's a dude. For fuck sake pay for something better than fucking that shit.

[thenobody]

Yeah, if you're gonna hook up with a rando she might as well be a looker.

Either that, or just slap the gut and ride the waves.

I'd hold out for better though.

[saigo]

I can't believe that the "don't" option has the most votes. You're all a bunch of fags.

[nachos1345]

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I thought you were the fag.

[saigo]

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Yeah I am, but unlike those who voted "don't" I openly admit it.

(I voted for the sneaking it up the butt option - guess why.)

[nachos1345]

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That made me laugh.

[Expletive]

yeah wait a few years until you find the right lady.

[pantymonster]

My first and I were 18 and she was about 50 lbs over weight. She offered to take my V card because she didn't want me to hit 19 as a virgin. I wouldn't change a thing about what I did. My suggestion is to avoid a one night stand though. The best first girl is one that will get with you several times so you can learn and improve. I would find the hottest friend you have and tell her strait up, you want a friend with beny's to teach you some stuff. Oh, better to get a few shots in her before bringing this up.

[Beatrix Kiddo]

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I agree! ;)

[thermos]

I'm posting here to bookend Beatrix's post......to remove the false hope and boner I get - thinking her hot ass is online again.

[godet]

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i agree!!
you?ll learn more from the "right lady" than from some fat chick...

[lightsurfer]

I cant believe all you guys are telling him to wait? WTF are you serious? Dude, fuck a beached whale if you need to... What ever happen to stats? Now we are into quality? I bet you that nasty chick can teach you more than any pretty chick! For real! Just use protection and dont think a pretty chick wont give you some shit either... If you can get it, get it. Fuck all these guys tellin you to wait.

[Frothy Afterbirth]

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Fuck you little bitch, any pussy ain't equal pussy in my book.

I'm into quality standards! Dude should do some more casing around for a better deal!

[lightsurfer]

And I guess when your ass was getting raped by the same fat mexican chick he is trying to screw you were checking to she if she had acne and all her teeth?

Whatever.

Never met a guy who had standards for his first fuck, unless they were a holy roller or something? I hope your not saving your shirt for some chick that is not gonna be the one anyway.

As a matter of fact, by the time most dudes got shit faced they were trying to fuck bottles of vaseline. Did you enjoy the bottle of vaseline?

Anyway, loser, dont listen to the loser who commented on my post and go fuck a fat chick to break the vicious cycle of losers you have been dealt. Or if you dont you'll end up like the freak who turned the lights out at the fitness center...

[pisceschef]

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Your eloquence staggers me.

[lightsurfer]

Finally a sensible response! I'm out.... Off to fuck a couple of fat mexican bitches!

[pisceschef]

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Tell your sisters they still owe me money from the last two johns! :mad:

[lightsurfer]

I'm not relaying messages, just whip their ass when you see'em. Bitch betta have my money!

[TheSNakE]

What the fuck does her being Mexican have anything to do with it? I'm sure that loser still hasn't had any better offers.

[jo_dile]

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Don't you know? Us messicans are the lowest of low. :rolleyes: I'm bored of this thread...why did I post here?

[TheSNakE]

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I'm bored of it too, but I am in a mood today and I just had to say something. Fuckin idiots.

[jo_dile]

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Just sick your snake on em. :D lol

[TheSNakE]

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I'm gonna sick my snake on you, but I promise you will like it:D

[jo_dile]

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BWHAHAHAHAHA! DO IT!!! DO IT NAO!!!!! :D

[TheSNakE]

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See you in TX in October:D

[jo_dile]

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[pisceschef]

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But you are my second favorite messican.

I'll never have Salma Hayek either :(

[jo_dile]

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LOL. I heart you. ;) And you're right about Salma. She was over here earlier for cafe con leche and I asked her. She said unless you had a huge bank account she wasnt about to leave her viejo. :D Then we made out. It was awesome. :D

[Glen Quagmire]

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Did you buy her a boat full of whores ? :D

[jo_dile]

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Nah I save that for old homeless men who live in boxes. :D :D :D

[pisceschef]

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Ummm Cafe cone Leche...Jo & Salma making out...mmmmm..must not wake up

[jo_dile]

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LOL. :D

[Nekyo]

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Im glad im not a messican but a mexican't :p

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I can think of a couple things that Jo and Salma have in common besides nationality :D

[jo_dile]

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LOL! :D Mexican! I like. Im a mexicant. :D

We share a breast fetish...its true. ;) :D

[Nekyo]

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Mexicants 4ever :o

Bhwahaha se me hace agua la boca ;)

[cmetz]

hit it to lose the virginity and run!!!

[motownmadness]

Bang the fat mexican chick, get a couple of rounds in with her get some experence so when you do find the hot chick to bang you dont cum in 5 secs and ruin the chance of a re-tap.