Phelps needs to see an Endocrinologist

[HedinAss]

facial and physical features indicate the condition known as acromegaly.

[Mr Handlebars]

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I doubt Phelps has acromegaly. If he did, he would be testing with a high level of hGH and the Olympic would be accusing him of doping.

[jo_dile]

I highly doubt it also. Although a single blood test can not always identify someone as having acromegaly. The levels of hGH may not always be high since its secreted by the pituitary gland in spurts. Most times they would need to do an oral glucose tolerance test to get an accurate result. I don't think he is, but I'm not a doctor....I just play one on TV. :D

He really doesn't demonstrate any of the physical hallmarks of it. Just sayin....

(and before anyone says it, YES I AM A HEALTH GEEK! :D)

[Trips]

The reason he needs those calories is because he's half dolphin, duh. His mom was half bottle nose and his dad was a blow hole aficionado. The rumor that he has this disease comes from a Canadian conspiracy to dominate all the medals in the Olympics.

[MickC]

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I just love that you said "oral" :)

[jo_dile]

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I love that you love that I said oral, you're such a dirty little boy...;) :D

[Mr Handlebars]

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Jo... you always crack me up. I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm diving, I mean driving.

[jo_dile]

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:D SORRY!!! :D

[IronMan2008]

Michael lives about 15 miles from me. He's a good kid and very friendly.

[jo_dile]

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SEEEE Hedinass---

Michael Phelps= Lives 15 miles from IronMan= NO ACROMEGALY!!!! It makes total sense! Are you convinced now?! :D


Now IMan...hook us up so we can have fish babies. :D LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL (totally kidding)

[IronMan2008]

For you Jo, I'll let him know as soon as he comes home!;)

[jo_dile]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! I like you, you're fun and you totally entertain my BS. ;) :D

[IronMan2008]

Hey, that's why we BS'ers need to stay together! LOL

[Mr Handlebars]

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Jo.... you need to go take a loooooong cold shower or 50 lap in a Baltimore swimming pool! :rolleyes:

[jo_dile]

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I was just playin! :D I don't want babies, especially fish babies. I wouldn't be able to keep up with em! :D

[Mr Handlebars]

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Jo... I know you were. You missed my joke. 50 laps in a "Baltimore" swimming pool, followed by a :rolleyes: sarcastic smiley face. That's where Phelps works out and his hometown fans are watching him, on a big screen TV they set-up by the pool. You are one of the prettiest cut-ups on DSF Forum. I never take you seriously, unless you use the word "SERIOUSLY"

[jo_dile]

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Well how the hell was I supposed to know! LOLOLOL :D I'm part dumb-ass. :D I get it now (deeeeerrrrr) :D I honestly don't know anything about him other than he doesn't have acromegaly. :D The rest is just bullshit. :D And who told you that lie that I was pretty. Bunch of damn rumors in this place...:D THEY"RE LYING TO YOU! Don't believe em! :D Seriously! :D hahahahaha.

[DSF Guest 2]

She's hottt!

[jo_dile]

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SHHHHHHHH! They'll hear you....This is about Michael Phelps. Not me! :D Now if you want to say he's hot then you can stay. If not....:D

[DSF Guest 2]

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He's awesome, he's a mutant, but hot is not how I would describe him.

I just call em like I see em! BTW - You're hott!

[jo_dile]

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But does he have acromegaly? Thats the real question. :D

[Mr Handlebars]

Picture Of Jo (Removed by request) Now you have to use your imagination.
;)

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I love a good challenged. This is the only know pic of you that I'm aware. It does attest to some of your outstanding looks. I say that not by the size of your chest (though, some people might), but rather by the smooth, blemish free complexion of your skin. It looks as good as a baby's bottom, which it very well could be if some inventive person was to wrap a bra around the underside of a baby, now that I come to think of it.

(Don't worry, I know it's not, I can see your neck) :rolleyes:

[jo_dile]

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But does he have acromegaly? This is the real question, my friends. I say no. What say you? :D
And stop putting my damn boobs everywhere....they come down or its off with your head! :D

[Mr Handlebars]

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Jo.... I would post anything else of you, but that is the only pic I could find with your name attach to it. On a personal note, I'm not a boob man, I like women for their minds and that is what I have based my opinion of you on that. I have read alot of your previous post (I don't stalk you like shasta and mac do) when I come across them and they are pleasant reading.

[jo_dile]

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Thanks I appreciate it. Now please take it down. Seriously :) I appreciate the compliments very much but this isn't the thread to have that in. :D You're super sweet. ;)

[Omaplata]

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Dude, she asked you nicely to take the pic down so why don't you just respect your wishes...If she wanted YOU to have pictures of her, she might send them to you....why don't you just delete your post and get back to issue of the thread, which is Phelps.

[Mr Handlebars]

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Jo.... go look at it again and see it meets with your approval.

Also, since you have a thing for Phelps, does it have anything to do with size of his hand or the size of his feet correlates to the size of his...... :eek:

[IronMan2008]

Aw Jo, I had your meeting with Phelps all set up! LOL!!!

[jo_dile]

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Awwww SHITFIRE! :D LOL I knew you would come through for me IMan! :D LOLOLOLOLOL. I just fucked it all to shit....:( hehehehehehehe

[IronMan2008]

LOL!! I do appreciate you on here. You make my day!

[jo_dile]

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;) Thanks IMan. ;) You crack me up. :D

[Mr Handlebars]

Now that you have your date with The Olympic Wonder, Jo, are you going to met him for water sports or are you going to meet him in the safety of your boudoir? :D

[Cactus Jack]

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have you seen his mom? i think he is half whale.

[jo_dile]

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Well aren't you a cuddly little cactus....:confused:

[Cactus Jack]

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maybe that is why my mom always called me a little prick?

j.k. im really bored and homesick...

homesick because i have been back home at my mom's for most of the month visiting my buddy who is home from iraq.

a recent poll on tmz showed that people would take phelps over clooney, im no mo (not that there is anything wrong with that) but the only reason i can see that anyone would say that is because of his medals and the olympic hoopla. he is not an attractive guy. if you saw him on the street you would see a giant dork.

but 8 outta 8 golds is kick ass. a possible 100 million in endorsement deals on the horizon. so good for him.