This isn’t a hot, busty, half naked of a more fit Jessica Simpson in her 30s, trying to give out boners like she was still the hottest pop tart with the biggest natural tits around…even though it should be…

I love mid-30 year old women, rich or not, fashion sweatshop brand owners who were once famous popstars thanks to her closet case Pastor father…or not…trying to hold onto, or at least maximize the remnants of their sex appeal for some hits..

This is about how fucking shitty this product placement ad is. It’s like Jessica Simpson herself photoshopped a shitty picture of herself into some weird Budget Rental Car ad…with shitty cars Jessica Simpson would never be caught dead in…thanking the brand for hooking her up…

When she could have just taken a pic of herself in a rental car, looking hot, tits out..instead of this bootleg, ghetto shit…shit that Budget rental car paid 100s of thousands of dollars for….maybe they could have thrown a 500 bucks to a photographer to get this done….in something that isn’t this..

It’s so bad – it’s amazing.

HERE’S THE COMMERCIAL

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE

GARBAGE…

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