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2016

15

Aug

Dakota Fanning’s Paddleboard Ass Eats a Fried Twinkie the Drinks Coconut Water while her Sister Promotes Coca Cola of the Day

Paddle-Board-1

Sometimes, you just need to check in on the creepy Dakota Fannings – you know if you remember her as an oscar nominated kid who is now a broken adult with a lot of money – public display of Paddleboarding on the lake, in the lamest of butt shots, because with the older sister syndrome…she’s not as confident as she should be…

Fried Twinkie

Then she ate a fried Twinkie….probably (obviously) paid for….

Coconut

And she washed it down with coconut water….all while her younger hotter sister who was riding her coattails to get to this level of success, booking the better and higher paying jobs – thansk to the parents mastering the exploiting of their children so well with Dakota…

COCOA

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