When your woman tells you that she can’t have sex because it is that time of the month, punch her in the face and say “bitch, it’s always time to fuck in my world… a, now finish doing the dishes and make her insert one of these while you are at it…

“Inserted like a diaphragm, its soft, plastic material surrounds your cervical area and collects menstrual fluid. Depending on how heavy your flow is, you can wear it for as long as 12 hours, which gives you a good window for spontaneity.””

If that didn’t make you cum – i don’t know what willl…

I am really feeling their Hot Tip:

“We recommend that you always put in a new INSTEAD® Softcup® before engaging in sexual intercourse just to be sure there is no leakage.”

Read the testimonials here

On a side note – this is the reason women shouldn’t be in the military

Jessica – On Travel I would like to give you my deepest thanks! I’m in the Army, and this is by far the best thing I’ve run into while being deployed overseas. I was in a PX/ BX looking for panty liners and they had run out. I was devastated because we all know you can’t use tampons without the protection of a liner for leakage. Well, I saw the box of INSTEAD® softcups and I bought it. That was the best shopping decision I’ve made in a long time. Where I am located, the conditions are in no way comfortable for having your period. Especially when you time is limited. I had the cleanest period I’ve ever had with absolutely no leaks! I share this product with many of my fellow female soldiers and we all genuinely thank you for this product. It’s a lot easier to focus on your job when you’re not worried about little red spots, and periods will no longer be a hassle for us. Once again, thank you and God bless

BITCH SHOULD BE PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY NOT BUYING TAMPONS (I AM CANADIAN BUT YOU GET THE POINT)

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