I am - Scout Willis….
Scout Willis is Bruce’s 14 year old tramp-in-training of a daughter. Her dad’s slamming Lohan, her mom’s slamming Ashton Kutcher, making her future potential step-parents, equally washed-up “it” celebrities of yesteryear. If you’re asking yourself why I dropped the word yesteryear, I don’t blame you, it’s a gay fucking word that should be re-issued in day-to-day conversation, because nowadays everyone’s a fucking faggot. Now, looking at Scout Willis, one can predict a future teenage-film career, thanks nepotism, you can also predict future abortions, STD tests and cocaine binges. Bitch is already rocking lingerie for an outfit and a pair of Frye Boots, and we know only sluts wear Frye.
I remember when I was down in Arkansas on business, and I use the term business loosely, I say a whole lot of Cowboy hookers rockin’ Frye. They told me they worked the farm scene by day…apparantly that meant the milked cows and got fucked by horses….
Ok, so I am lying, I have never been in Arkansas, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’re a loser for reading this.
