I am - Nicolette Sheridan Bikini
I was never a fan of Chris Farley, I think dude deserved to die, being that fat and jacked on coke is bound to make your heart explode. But that’s got nothing to do with Nicolette Sheridan in her bikini, other than the fact that she was his leading lady in Beverly Hills Ninja, probably a high-point in both their careers, actually it proabably was in Nicolette’s, she’s been in many useless movies and Desperate Housewives is her meal ticket, you know riding high, playing the hot slut, washing her car in short-schwartz, seducing the middle aged men with her middle-aged cooter
I am generally into younger girls. After looking at these pics, I can spot the flaws, but some nights I go to bed knowing that I’d fuck the jar of peanut butter, if I could afford to replace it. My wife would go crazy if she opened up the the Jiffy first thing in the morning, before her busy day of lying on the couch doing nothing, only to find it that it was raped by me. So who the fuck am I, to be picky. That said - I would still do Nicolette and her 42 year old cooter.
