I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

20

Sep

I am – Christina Ricci Bikini

I remember when this bitch had tits, I think she was even packing heat back in the days of Adam’s Family, when she was 10. Unfortunately for all of us she decided to go under the knife, and now her tits are all mangled with anchor shaped scars. I wonder if the decision came from actual medical issues, or was it based on the fact that she developed a hatred for her chest because they were the only reason she was getting work. Well, I hope she’s happy with her decision because it seems like her career has really sky-rocketed since the move to smaller titties. Point of the story is that tits or no tits, this bitch looks retarded, and although some of you may have a retard fetish, you know them not having the ability to say no and the fact that they are too retarded to know what you are doing to them, but it’s not something that works for Hollywood, unless it’s a made for TV movie, or a Life Goes On reunion.

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