I am - Kaley Cuoco?
I love 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, not because it killed John Ritter, but because it made dating your teenage daughter socially accepted, and I felt a lot less awkward when I was out getting ice cream with my hand down my stepdaughter’s pants, I’d just look over at the gawking crowd and say, “That John Ritter’s changed my fucking life”. I guess the good thing about his death is that he can always invading my living room with his bad jokes and homo-gay tendencies. Thank god we have Three’s Company re-runs on 20 times a day to make me hate my life more than you should hate yours, but you’re probably clueless to how pathetic you are, otherwise you’d make some changes. Now stop feeling sorry for yourself and look at this girls bra, the pattern looks like nipples, now masturbate for the 5th time today you fucking pervert. Cuddles.
