I am – Kate Hudson’s Nipples
I guess no one really cares about the nipples of some 26 year old celebrity daughter, who got knocked up by some bearded motherfucker in some band none of us listen to, but they are nipples, and like I always say, my obsession with nipples started when my whore mother neglected to breast feed me. I don’t mean whore in a derrogatory way, she was proud of her life work, up until the day she died. So fuck you.
