Raymi the Minx
Raymi the Minx is a girl with mad issues. She sits up at night writing ebooks about being crazy, drug addiction, abusive boyfriends, living in NYC, doing internet porn and sends those ebooks to me when she is drunk. I actually read the whole thing in one sitting and was impressed. It seems that she is only nice to me when she is drunk, which is always, she drinks a lot, probably cuz of the mental illness. She lives in Canada and she has a cat, reads way too much Vice, like she’s living the hipster life or something equally cliche and even runs a blog about her. I hate self-righteous bullshit blogs but I told Raymi that I would give her a link on my site for naked pics last summer. I never did, even though she did send me the naked pics. I guess I am a bit of a scammer like that. I dont have the naked pics anymore, because I am an idiot with a shitty computer – but you can harass her yourself, you fuckin perverts. So Raymi, If you are reading this, don’t say I never hooked you up and remember that I still want a pic of your cooter. I know this wasn’t a funny entry, but mental illness is only funny when the person is so crazy that they drool all over themselves while smashing their heads into the wall while chronically masturbating in an asylum.
I just made you famous, bitch.
