Everything in China is backwards. From the way they read to their slanty eyes. The fact is that they speak in binary code and are the closest thing humans have to robots. Robots with very little penises. That’s not racist, but it does explain why they celebrate New Year’s a month later than the rest of the world, actually it doesn’t really explain anything at all, I just wanted to drop some china-man disses What better way to wish all you railroad men a happy New Year, than to dis your culture.

Point of the story is that Jordan and her retarded tits never miss an opportunity to get fucked up and dance. Here are some pics of her celebrating the Chinese New Year in a see-through dress, nothing surpising, bitch is always in something see-through. Happy fuckin new year, I would eat an egg roll in celebration but I am hate MSG.

I am trying to fix my thumbnails, I don’t know shit about web design and the guy who is supposed to be setting this up for me isn’t answering my calls, which means either he’s fucking a hooker, or he’s asleep. Hopefully, I’ll have it sorted out tomorrow, cuz I know this shit is KILLIN my bandwidth, and No, I didn’t notice her herpes. LOVE>