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2006

28

Feb

JoJo, Sara Paxton and Emma Roberts on Bed of the Day

The only thing I know about these bitches is that they are all under 18 and on a bed. I also know that Jojo thinks she’s black and fucks “n-bombs”, like Lil’ Bow Wow, while her mom cleans hotel rooms back home and Jojo speaks in “n-bomb”. There isn’t really much to say about 15 year olds in Playboy poses only clothed. Says something really interesting about the person who coordinated this shoot…and that something is that he likes little girls. But seriously who the fuck doesn’t. I guess there’s nothing wrong with getting them on all fours, if they have their pants on. I was always told that the best way to slam a 15 year old is if they are autistic, they won’t tell a soul, and if they do, no one will believe them, but use a jimmy. The last thing you want is an Autistic 15 year old baby momma, unless you’re into that shit…..yeah I know, I suck at life. Fuck you.

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