I am - Sabrina the Teenage Fat
The girls grew up on this show despite the hours I spent fighting with them over it. I learned to just sit back and take it. I figured it was my responsibility to buy a second TV, but that meant sacrificing booze for a month, something I wouldn’t do. So I did what every self respecting man does, I sat back and got wasted while watching Caroline Rhea’s fatty tits bounce around. I know when I was in my early 20s this wouldn’t have been my dream friday night, but life sucks, I just learnt to accept it, with Sabrina the Teenage witch and a bottle of Jack….Anyway, I always thought Sabrina was busted with her chubby awkward body and face that look like the disgusting 14 pound shit I just took…I am not healthy. I don’t know if it was actually 14 pounds, but it was some next level shit. Point of the story is that Sabrina the Teenage Witch is fat.
