I am - Mariah Carey’s White Bikini
Mariah Carey is washed up and by washed up ,I mean frolicking in the water trying to clean herself off cuz she’s too fat for standard shower stalls/bath tubs. I say we just bring the bitch to an airplane hanger, tie her up and hose her down like an elephant. But not any elephant, I am talking the kind that you see in the circus. Rumor is that this ditch-pig is 20 lbs less fat than she was a few months ago, but that isn’t saying much. You know when you have a million dollars and you accidently drop a hundred dollar bill at the strippers, it’s leaves no impact on your wallet. While, when you have 200 dollars left on your credit card and your drop that same hundred, you’re left hurting next time you gotta pay your rent or eat. Point of this story is to say, bitch definitely isn’t lookin’ anorexic, and has quite a bit left in her pants/white bikini to go, if she wants any of us to really notice. I know these pics are old.
