The thing I like about Carmen is that she never hid the fact that she’s a fucking dirt bag of a slut. The kind of girl you get in your bed, if you’re lucky enough to land a bitch like this, which you aren’t because you have never had sex and live with your mother, but step back and pretend you are lucky enough to land a girl like this, well she’s the kind of girl who won’t fuck you proper unless you have something to offer. She’ll just lay on her back like a sack of shit and let you slam dance her as much as you can, knowing that you’ll bust in all of 30 seconds just by lookin at her tits. Anyway, if you were a big producer, or an actor or a rockstar, bitch would show you the time of your life, because she’s be performing. The screaming, pulling of hair and the bouncing off your dick would all be a big show to get you hooked so that you give her a job/money/whatever it is she wants from you, in return. I got nothing but love for hookers, they do what they gotta do to live the life they want to live, and when you are Carmen Electra, you are like the Queen hooker, cuz bitch is all over the fuckin place. I guess the point of the story is, when you get paid to look like a hot slut, and you get what you want for being a hot slut, all you have to make sure you do is maintain that hot slut of a body…through stretches.

Bonus: Carmen Leaves a Hotel and some poor kid realizes she’s not the perfect looking woman he’s been jerking off to in his magazine all this time….

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