I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

12

May

I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day

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Julie McNiven was Lohan’s body double on Chapter 27, the John Lennon Movie. Since It just wrapped up shooting recently (as in sometime this year, cuz I don’t know what date it specifically wrapped, I am not that good of a stalker), I figured I’d email her to try to get one step closer to Lohan….This is what I had to say. For some reason people aren’t very into helping me on this venture and don’t email me back. Also, I defs see some kind of tit scar up in these pics, but I am also drunk.

Dear Jules, (you don’t mind that I call your Jules do you?)

Rumor on the street, and by street I mean the internet, is that you were Lohan’s body double in the movie Chapter 27. I figured I would send you this message, since I am in the process of stalking Lohan for my website, DrunkenStepfather.com. I know you were her body double, so asking you for her number or her email is probably a waste of my time. Knowing Lohan she probably doesn’t talk to your kind. She was probably too busy getting jacked up on Yay in her trailer while sucking on Leto’s cock and slappin’ his belly, while you were actually working. Now’s your chance to get revenge on that whore, and since you were her body double I figured you could send in some nude pics of yourself and we’ll pretend they are of Lohan. We can make you fucking famous and v agina pics are totally welcome, actually they are the only kind. Also, if you have any Lohan memorabilia, send it my way, as all things that help this stalkin’ go smoother is appreciated.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Visit the Lohan Stand-In’s Site here (Jule McNiven)

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