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2006

16

May

I am – Frankie Muniz’s Girlfriend Likes His Money

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I think it’s pretty clear that girls are the devil. By looking at these pictures you can tell that this bleach blond tattooed up dirtbag of a girl’s got Frankie by his little testicles. Now, I do not know if Frankie really has little testicles, but I do know that he made crazy money on Malcom in the Middle and the other lame movies he made. Definitely enough money to pay for his teenage angst of a girlfriend’s lame tattoos, Gucci Fanny Pack and cowboy boots. Point of the story, is that guys are idiots and always end up spending too much money on their bitches, it’s like they feel like a girl won’t leave them if you keep them happy. I remember when I was younger, I maxed out my credit card one Christmas on Lingerie, Jewelery and a whole lot of other shit because I thought I was in love. Two months later the bitch left me, 3 months later I realized how fucking ugly she was. I call it blinded by the vagina and that can be seen here in Malcom’s gf’s ass….blinded by the vagina, no doubt.

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Frankie at the Beach….

Frankie at the pool….

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