I am - Moms in Thongs
I guess it’s pretty obvious that when girls have a babies their hormones get all fucked up. They get all weird because they just brought life into the world and destroyed their bodies doing it. Their husbands don’t want to bang their newly gaping baby holes and the only action they are getting is from their kid, suckin’ their tits. Point of the story is to say that these new moms are rockin’ thongs and exposing themselves to the world, just craving a little attention from a man, any man, even a homeless mexican on the internet man…..
Britney Spears
Jennifer Garner
