I am - Carmen Electra’s Lycra Pants
Carmen Electra is one of those girls that you want to dis but there is really nothing about them that annoys you, other than the fact that she is a huge cocktease. She looks good, she’s in shape and she knows she’s a d-lister. She does infomercials, striptease aerobic DVDs, shitty MTV shows and the odd acting job and looks good doing it. She knows she’s useless and that her tits and ass have got her to where she is and I can’t really dis her for that. If I had my way all the girls I ever associate with or have to see would be bomb hot. I figured out a long time ago, that all bitches have issues and take effort, so if you’re going to be putting up with shit and investing energy, it might as well be to get shit thrown at you by a hot bodied girl than some fat nasty bitch…..Carmen Electra may tease all our cocks, but I’d rather be getting my cock teased by her, than actually getting pussy from a Carnie Wilson grade slag…That’s my story. Did you like it? You fuckin’ dirtbag.
