I am – Heidi Klum’s Uterus of the Day
So these are pics of Heidi Klum post pregancy and she looks bangin’ compared to that fat slob of a woman Carnie Wilson. I’d link it, but it’s 2 posts down, and if you can’t scroll down 2 posts, you don’t deserve to my help. What you do deserve is to be reminded that Heidi Klum is married to a black man with a mangled face, someone who she would never be with if he wasn’t who he was or as rich as he is. So the life advice of the day is that if you want to have sex with hot woman and you don’t have model looks on your side, you have 2 options. The first is to hit up the gym and get a body they see in magazines, because no matter what you have in the bank or where you live, girls will want to fuck you cuz you look like the guys they fantasize about. The other option is to find fame and fortune, because as Heidi and Seal prove, you can have half a face and still own the hottest pussy in town….I never said my lesson was one you didn’t already know…
Bonus: Other Pictures
November 30th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
i love to eat thit pussy
July 18th, 2009 at 7:04 am
I downloaded a video once that was supposed to be Heidi Klum (pre-fame) giving some guy a blowjob. Anybody know if this was really her. Before they get famous girls will do whatever they can to pay the rent.