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2006

24

May

I am – Kristen Bell Doesn’t Eat Animals

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This is the girl that is in that show Veronica Mars. I have never seen the show, but would start if she wore this outfit while playing with a dog the whole time. She was named one of the sexiest vegetarians of the year. That means she doesn’t eat meat, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t eat my meat. That was a bad vegetarian joke that just ruined this post, but it’s okay, I am sure it has ruined many dates involving a dinner and a hot girl who is doesn’t eat meat and a jock trying to be funny and get in her pants. You know the “Hey Baby, i hope you eat my meat”….. That’s where this vegetarian discussion ends.

I went to my nutritionist today, yes I have a nutritionist because I am fat and have liver problems from drinking, and she helps make me a menu that I never follow, but that’s not the point, point is that on the way, I saw a fat highschool girl eating a KFC burger at 2:30 PM. She was waiting for the bus. It was obvious that she had already eaten breakfast, lunch and now this KFC burger was a pre-going home snack, only to go home to eat another snack and then maybe dinner and dessert…..and another snack before bed. I had something funny to say about that, but completely forget what it was. So I guess I’ll just end this post now.



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