I am - Nicole Richie Likes Jews….
I know Jewish girls love Richie because all the Jewish girls I ever see are rockin’ her style. So many of them are doing it that I have named it the Jewish Outfit of the Day , even though it all comes from Richie who is more of a Mexican with black adopted parents than a Jew, strength is in numbers….so the Jews win this one…
I guess the good news for all the Jews who want to be her, is that she doesn’t hate your people, proven by this pic. I can spot a Jewish girl from a mile away. It’s a fetish. She did dump DJ AM when she found out he was one., but it only took her 2 years.
I have mentioned in the Lohan Stalker Posts that I used to be friendly with DJ AM last year and he invited me to a show he was playing here. Turned out that he was bringing Nicole to host the event and they got paid $30,000 to do it. The club didn’t want to let me in because it’s one of those places Lebanese and Italian 19 year old slicksters with BMWs go. The security didn’t believe I was on the list until, but their Manager came out looking for me, and I got in. From that point on it was free champagne and scotch for me. I was being carted around with Nicole and her bodyguard because the promoter thought I was good friends with them. I was thinking to myself that fame is a shitty place to be, unless you really like free booze, because I saw random guys rubbing her head and trying to touch her and shit, it kinda freaked me out.
When I was sitting with her in the upstairs VIP area I tried to chat her up, only to get a glassy eyed canned response, like “This is so fun….”.Then I asked her to message Lohan for me saying “Jesus Martinez of DrunkenStepfather.com wants to make you famous”, because even then I was Lohan stalker, and she Richie said no to me…..Either way, the whole time we were up there which was probably an hour, she kept waving and blowing kisses to AM….I thought to myself that there’s no way in hell anyone loves another person that much, and if they do they don’t act like that. It was some serious unhealthy neediness and separation anxiety issues but I am not a psychologist, but I may need one….Enough of my stupid stories… I am going to get a coffee…
